The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Is she also a ginger? Is it easier for gingers to score gingers? Or do they like to date out of their ethnic group?

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Do you believe what you type?

Not always...

[Јas]

Wait, a Lord Spiritual actually did something?!

I like to think that they were all sitting down to afternoon tea in the gardens of their respective Bishops Palaces when all of them heard (no doubt on Radio Four) that the government intended to include child benefit in the cap. And that then, and all at once, they spat out a mouthful of tea in horror. There would probably also have been the audible clinking of fine bone china as the cups were put down, and faster than normal, in their respective saucers. Heads would have been shaken, and perhaps they would also have been put off their Madeira Cake, at least for that particular moment. Something, the all thought to themselves, simply must be done.

[Јas]

WILL WE GET THE CANDIDATES' TAKE ON THE SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR SOON?

[Marokai Backbeat]

Are you all 12 years old?

Most of us are 12 years old or over, yes.

Only reason I ask is because many of you just see penis or sex references every where you look... like the Christian bookstore someone posted bout called Ram In The Bush

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

"Governor, the attacks on Romney for not releasing his tax returns are starting to bite."
Nikki Haley tossed her head defiantly, pulling out a Newport cigarette. The man offers her a light.
"Willard will know what to do." Her voice is brittle, uncertain.
The man leans in like a predator, and whispers gently in her ear. She smells of perfume.
"Nikki, the latest Public Policy Polling survey shows Gingrich taking the lead. That's why you should have stayed neutral, like me. I told you."
Nikki Haley takes a drag on her cigarette. "I am the Governor of this state, and I endorsed Romney," she whines, her voice croaking, suddenly she is blinking back tears.
"The people love me, damnit!"
The man suddenly kisses her full on the lips. It is Senator DeMint. They embrace.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

"Governor, the attacks on Romney for not releasing his tax returns are starting to bite."
Nikki Haley tossed her head defiantly, pulling out a Newport cigarette. The man offers her a light.
"Willard will know what to do." Her voice is brittle, uncertain.
The man leans in like a predator, and whispers gently in her ear. She smells of perfume.
"Nikki, the latest Public Policy Polling survey shows Gingrich taking the lead. That's why you should have stayed neutral, like me. I told you."
Nikki Haley takes a drag on her cigarette. "I am the Governor of this state, and I endorsed Romney," she whines, her voice croaking, suddenly she is blinking back tears.
"The people love me, damnit!"
The man suddenly kisses her full on the lips. It is Senator DeMint. They embrace.

O_______________O

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

It is no coincidence that pretty much every non-white group votes Democratic.

Republicans are racist.

It is no coincidence that plugs are found only on walls.  

Clearly floors and ceilings are electrophobes.


Glad we got that sorted out.

Floor:



Ceiling:



This evidence proves that the Republican Party must therefore be racist.

Well over 90% of plugs are found on walls.  Those are just "Uncle Tom" plugs.

[King]

In all serious, I wouldn't lie

She is my current GF but we didn't make it FB public. That guy she has is actually an old friend who if memory serves me correctly may not be straight. It's one of those like when girls saying "Sally is married to Kristy" but under info it's interested in "men".

[Platypus]

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

What kind of masochistic idiot would join the Republican Party just to participate in their primaries?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

[Paul Kemp]

So how does the mighty Naso respond to accusations that he is being hypocritical in his... "recent activities"?

Having a relationship and being against the amount of vulgar smut thrust into the faces of America's youth through music, movies and television are two entirely separate things.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Twilight Sparkle- he could tame any wild animals with his magic ponies

[Landslide Lyndon]

I'm a little less drunk now but getting the NYT alert that Cain was endorsing while I was falling down drunk and waiting in line at ben's chili bowl was the highlight of my night.

[they don't love you like i love you]

The last bit in that post was far better and got sigged.

[Gustaf]

Since that thread got locked I just want to put the following out there as a reply to the last 2 posts of it:

Inks: FCK YOU
Mikado: Yes. Very much so.

[minionofmidas]

Yeah, I read it and wanted to quote Mick and add "worth it, I believe". Then I noticed it was locked.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The guy on the right is opebo.  The guy on the left is BRTD.  The guy in the middle is the rest of the forum.  The endless repetition is the endless repetition.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

this deserves it's own special display case within the Institute

Sometime late in 2011, there was this aeroplane... ..over the Altantic on its way to London...and there were four passengers aboard from the Atlas Forum:  BRTD, a Gay, a Moderator, and a new Sock. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol. So they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out all the seats, but it's still too heavy. Finally, BRTD, he steps up, shouts "Emo will Rise again in greatness", and leaps out. Then the Gay, he steps up, shouts "God made me this way", and he leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the new Sock, from Texas, he steps up, shouts: "Remember jmfcst", and chucks out the Moderator!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Click for context.

Low double digits, though.

[Keystone Phil]

Dear students, faculty and staff,

I am writing you to serve notice that Mr. jmfcst is hereby expelled from The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy for inappropriate self promotion. This, as you know, is a serious offense and will not be taken lightly. We would kindly suggest, in an effort to help redeem himself and possibly gain re-admittance, that Mr. jmfcst instead engage in self promotion in the Atlas Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance and Bad Posts.


Sincerely,

Keystone Phil

[minionofmidas]

Herman Cain is most likely still leading. There is no reason to disregard the latest poll from that state.

[Alcon]

Dear students, faculty and staff,

I am writing you to serve notice that Mr. jmfcst is hereby expelled from The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy for inappropriate self promotion. This, as you know, is a serious offense and will not be taken lightly. We would kindly suggest, in an effort to help redeem himself and possibly gain re-admittance, that Mr. jmfcst instead engage in self promotion in the Atlas Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance and Bad Posts.


Sincerely,

Keystone Phil

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Dear students, faculty and staff,

I am writing you to serve notice that Mr. jmfcst is hereby expelled from The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy for inappropriate self promotion. This, as you know, is a serious offense and will not be taken lightly. We would kindly suggest, in an effort to help redeem himself and possibly gain re-admittance, that Mr. jmfcst instead engage in self promotion in the Atlas Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance and Bad Posts.


Sincerely,

Keystone Phil

I am promoting myself?!  If you haven't noticed, I refer to the jmfcst in third person...