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« Reply #1075 on: February 09, 2012, 04:12:04 AM »

Naw, that's not fair.  King put way more effort in.

Of course. But your one-liner was the perfect complement.
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« Reply #1076 on: February 09, 2012, 03:42:12 PM »

Unfortunately I don't think that's King's work. I'm pretty sure I've seen it before. It's a classic, though.
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« Reply #1077 on: February 09, 2012, 06:16:13 PM »

Yeah.  I read it somewhere on the net many months ago and it felt appropriate for the boring discussion that was unfolding in that thread.  Joe gets the 2 points.
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« Reply #1078 on: February 10, 2012, 06:39:06 PM »

What the heck is this thing about Casey's hair, or rather the lack thereof?

I think we need someone to do a BRTD type signature:

The individuals pictured below are BALD:

(Mr. Clean) (Michael Jordan) (Bob Casey, Jr.)
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« Reply #1079 on: February 10, 2012, 11:52:31 PM »

Yeah.  I read it somewhere on the net many months ago and it felt appropriate for the boring discussion that was unfolding in that thread.  Joe gets the 2 points.

2 points?  Why should Joe get infracted?
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« Reply #1080 on: February 10, 2012, 11:54:04 PM »

Santorum is clearly setting us up to be defeated by the Witch-King of Angmar.
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« Reply #1081 on: February 11, 2012, 11:14:14 AM »

Really?  I was under the impression that (Marxism) was whatever you want it to be.

Karl Marx can do anything you want, baby. Fifty dollars hourly or three hundred all night long.
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« Reply #1082 on: February 11, 2012, 01:13:17 PM »

Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"
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« Reply #1083 on: February 11, 2012, 01:58:36 PM »

Sorry if its too pro-heterosexual in here, guys.
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« Reply #1084 on: February 11, 2012, 02:21:05 PM »

Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Quoting yourself in the Institute: epic fail.
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« Reply #1085 on: February 11, 2012, 04:48:28 PM »

Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Quoting yourself in the Institute: epic fail.

I know.
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« Reply #1086 on: February 11, 2012, 04:51:50 PM »

Snowstalker should be banned for this.
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« Reply #1087 on: February 11, 2012, 10:50:14 PM »

clarence is my new favorite poster.  The Professor's style in a real person.

Btw, it's much easier to offer assistance like this than it is for v0001 or whatever his name is.
That's the Chinaman who wants you fellas to do his homework for him right? Does he ask for sex tips too...?
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« Reply #1088 on: February 12, 2012, 06:18:05 AM »

Meta-Goldmine quoting !

What's hiliarious is that you can say "c**nt" but "sh**t" is censored.  You can even change your username to c**nt.
By all means do.
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« Reply #1089 on: February 12, 2012, 09:04:22 AM »

RIVAL CANDIDATE SUFFERS FAMILY TRAGEDY

MITTBOT WILL RUN COMPASSION.EXE

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MITTBOT DOES NOT RECOGNIZE COMPASSION.EXE

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« Reply #1090 on: February 12, 2012, 09:54:59 AM »

RIP

Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."
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« Reply #1091 on: February 13, 2012, 01:49:11 AM »

I want to create a "Russian Election Jokes" section of Insitute and I will post jokes directly to the thread. Can I?
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« Reply #1092 on: February 13, 2012, 02:15:07 AM »

"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?


Anyway:

RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...
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« Reply #1093 on: February 13, 2012, 04:38:09 AM »

"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?


No, there are much, much more about this Uncle Vlad's Bear Circus.
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« Reply #1094 on: February 13, 2012, 04:56:29 AM »

In the Kremlin, a few people are playing cards. Cards got opened.
Man with Beard: I have six aces and three jokers!
All in chorus: - Churov, go F**K yourself!
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« Reply #1095 on: February 13, 2012, 08:30:31 AM »

Possibly the most JJ-ish post ever:

The colors are wrong for the SS.  Traditionally the color for the SS background is black; this one is blue.

So it is either coincidence or they are saying, "I'm a Nazi that went to Penn State."
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« Reply #1096 on: February 13, 2012, 08:35:34 PM »

Context

No, but people compare me to House.
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« Reply #1097 on: February 13, 2012, 09:51:49 PM »

RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...
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« Reply #1098 on: February 13, 2012, 11:27:51 PM »

Click for context.

Yeah, it really takes away from the realism of the movie.
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« Reply #1099 on: February 13, 2012, 11:34:45 PM »


Haha, I just came in to post  that. 
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