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« Reply #1100 on: February 11, 2012, 02:21:05 pm »
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Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Quoting yourself in the Institute: epic fail.
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« Reply #1101 on: February 11, 2012, 04:48:28 pm »
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Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Quoting yourself in the Institute: epic fail.

I know.
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« Reply #1102 on: February 11, 2012, 04:51:50 pm »
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Snowstalker should be banned for this.
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« Reply #1103 on: February 11, 2012, 10:50:14 pm »
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clarence is my new favorite poster.  The Professor's style in a real person.

Btw, it's much easier to offer assistance like this than it is for v0001 or whatever his name is.
That's the Chinaman who wants you fellas to do his homework for him right? Does he ask for sex tips too...?
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« Reply #1104 on: February 12, 2012, 06:18:05 am »
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Meta-Goldmine quoting !

What's hiliarious is that you can say "cunt" but "sh**t" is censored.  You can even change your username to cunt.
By all means do.
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« Reply #1105 on: February 12, 2012, 09:04:22 am »
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RIVAL CANDIDATE SUFFERS FAMILY TRAGEDY

MITTBOT WILL RUN COMPASSION.EXE

SYSTEM ERROR

MITTBOT DOES NOT RECOGNIZE COMPASSION.EXE

REBOOT

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knowing well that those who know don't talk
and those who talk don't know
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« Reply #1106 on: February 12, 2012, 09:54:59 am »
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RIP

Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."
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I hear the sons of the city and dispossessed
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« Reply #1107 on: February 13, 2012, 01:49:11 am »
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I want to create a "Russian Election Jokes" section of Insitute and I will post jokes directly to the thread. Can I?
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Red - the beautiful color of blood
Flowing like a stream
White - the color of bleaching bone
Lovely and obscene
Blue - the bruising color of flesh
Battered, ripped and torn
The colors of the flag of hate
Of violence and porn
What you see is what you get
You haven't see the bloody trail yet
I'm no patriot, just a hate-triot

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« Reply #1108 on: February 13, 2012, 02:15:07 am »
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"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?


Anyway:

RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...
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« Reply #1109 on: February 13, 2012, 04:38:09 am »
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"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?


No, there are much, much more about this Uncle Vlad's Bear Circus.
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Red - the beautiful color of blood
Flowing like a stream
White - the color of bleaching bone
Lovely and obscene
Blue - the bruising color of flesh
Battered, ripped and torn
The colors of the flag of hate
Of violence and porn
What you see is what you get
You haven't see the bloody trail yet
I'm no patriot, just a hate-triot

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« Reply #1110 on: February 13, 2012, 04:56:29 am »
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In the Kremlin, a few people are playing cards. Cards got opened.
Man with Beard: I have six aces and three jokers!
All in chorus: - Churov, go F**K yourself!
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Red - the beautiful color of blood
Flowing like a stream
White - the color of bleaching bone
Lovely and obscene
Blue - the bruising color of flesh
Battered, ripped and torn
The colors of the flag of hate
Of violence and porn
What you see is what you get
You haven't see the bloody trail yet
I'm no patriot, just a hate-triot

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« Reply #1111 on: February 13, 2012, 08:30:31 am »
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Possibly the most JJ-ish post ever:

The colors are wrong for the SS.  Traditionally the color for the SS background is black; this one is blue.

So it is either coincidence or they are saying, "I'm a Nazi that went to Penn State."
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Funny 'cause it's true:
Very few people seriously allow facts to affect their opinions.

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« Reply #1112 on: February 13, 2012, 08:35:34 pm »
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Context

No, but people compare me to House.
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« Reply #1113 on: February 13, 2012, 09:51:49 pm »
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RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...
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The entire country is pretty much Republican.
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« Reply #1114 on: February 13, 2012, 11:27:51 pm »
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Click for context.

Yeah, it really takes away from the realism of the movie.
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The one thing everyone can agree on is that the media is biased against them.
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« Reply #1115 on: February 13, 2012, 11:34:45 pm »
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Click for context.

Yeah, it really takes away from the realism of the movie.

Haha, I just came in to post  that. 
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« Reply #1116 on: February 14, 2012, 04:07:44 pm »
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I'm not, no.

You do know we all remember this, right?

Oh my God don't bring that up nononononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Angry

I lost my virginity last month.

Well, you beat me. I actually had in my mind a silent competition.
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« Reply #1117 on: February 14, 2012, 07:39:09 pm »
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There's still time for a late entry into the Republican primary field...
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« Reply #1118 on: February 14, 2012, 09:18:29 pm »
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Hey, it's my Comedy Institute debut!
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Rep. Wharton says being a Congressman is a full-time job these days; there would be no time for doing television comedies.

Mr. Vidal shrugs and lets his cocker spaniel lick the Chateau Yquem off his fingers.
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« Reply #1119 on: February 14, 2012, 09:26:03 pm »
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Hey, it's my Comedy Institute debut!

Also quite possibly one of the best posts I've ever seen.
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« Reply #1120 on: February 15, 2012, 12:22:11 am »
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me asking Torie if he attended any emo shows in the 80s

in a thread discussing the 2010 Delaware Republican primary for US Senate.
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« Reply #1121 on: February 15, 2012, 12:29:53 am »
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I just love the idea of King absentmindedly fingering with one hand and desperately typing a message on Atlas with the other.
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« Reply #1122 on: February 16, 2012, 12:18:52 am »
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Gentlemen, please welcome a most unexpected visitor to these hallowed halls:

Santorum= Man on Dog
Romney= Dog on Car.
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Real Americans (and Big Sky Bob) demand to know.


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« Reply #1123 on: February 16, 2012, 06:37:06 am »
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He's human?
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« Reply #1124 on: February 16, 2012, 11:57:47 am »
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See Phil is obviously being ironic and...

Take it easy for the day, my friend. We are almost in March so preparation for the 4th of July is just around the corner.

Around the corner?  AROUND THE CORNER?Huh?   If it weren't for Kenya and focusing a lot of attention on that, I would be starting the preparation for the 4th of July NOW!!!!! or at least Memorial Day and Father's Day!  
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