The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Quoting yourself in the Institute: epic fail.

[Senator Snowstalker]

Rick Santorum pulls down his pants, showering the others (and his own ass) with santorum. Mitt Romney, furious, reaches into Santorum's asshole and pulls out his intestines, inside out. As bile, partially digested food, and intestinal bacteria spray across the bar, Romney uses the intestines to swing Santorum around like a lasso and bludgeoning Newt. Eventually, the blunt trauma leads Santorum to die of internal bleeding. Newt now fights back. From the bar counter, he leaps down, pinning Mitt down with his weight. As a natural reflex, Romney empties his bowels, soiling his magic underwear. Newt, turning on "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio, rips Santorum's corpse open and proceeds to stab Mitt to death with Santorum's ribs. The talent agent sits in shock for several minutes, then asks the blood and santorum-covered Gingrich what that act was called. Newt smiles, and shouts,

"The Aristocrats!"

Quoting yourself in the Institute: epic fail.

I know.

[oakvale]

Snowstalker should be banned for this.

[King]

clarence is my new favorite poster.  The Professor's style in a real person.

Btw, it's much easier to offer assistance like this than it is for v0001 or whatever his name is.

That's the Chinaman who wants you fellas to do his homework for him right? Does he ask for sex tips too...?

[Californian Tony]

Meta-Goldmine quoting !

What's hiliarious is that you can say "cunt" but "sh**t" is censored.  You can even change your username to cunt.

By all means do.

[© Tweed the Younger]

RIVAL CANDIDATE SUFFERS FAMILY TRAGEDY

MITTBOT WILL RUN COMPASSION.EXE

SYSTEM ERROR

MITTBOT DOES NOT RECOGNIZE COMPASSION.EXE

REBOOT

[For Oklahoma]

RIP

Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

I want to create a "Russian Election Jokes" section of Insitute and I will post jokes directly to the thread. Can I?

[Joe Republic]

"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?


Anyway:

RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?

No, there are much, much more about this Uncle Vlad's Bear Circus.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

In the Kremlin, a few people are playing cards. Cards got opened.
Man with Beard: I have six aces and three jokers!
All in chorus: - Churov, go F**K yourself!

[Јas]

Possibly the most JJ-ish post ever:

The colors are wrong for the SS.  Traditionally the color for the SS background is black; this one is blue.

So it is either coincidence or they are saying, "I'm a Nazi that went to Penn State."

[For Oklahoma]

Context

No, but people compare me to House.

[Keystone Phil]

RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...

[True Federalist]

Click for context.

Yeah, it really takes away from the realism of the movie.

[patrick1]

Click for context.

Yeah, it really takes away from the realism of the movie.

Haha, I just came in to post  that. 

[Governor Scott]

I'm not, no.

You do know we all remember this, right?

Oh my God don't bring that up nononononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I lost my virginity last month.

Well, you beat me. I actually had in my mind a silent competition.

[For Oklahoma]

There's still time for a late entry into the Republican primary field...

[homelycooking]

Hey, it's my Comedy Institute debut!

[For Oklahoma]

Hey, it's my Comedy Institute debut!

Also quite possibly one of the best posts I've ever seen.

[Keystone Phil]

me asking Torie if he attended any emo shows in the 80s

in a thread discussing the 2010 Delaware Republican primary for US Senate.

[King]

I just love the idea of King absentmindedly fingering with one hand and desperately typing a message on Atlas with the other.

[Joe Republic]

Gentlemen, please welcome a most unexpected visitor to these hallowed halls:

Santorum= Man on Dog
Romney= Dog on Car.

[Senator Snowstalker]

He's human?

[So the Heroes Fall]

See Phil is obviously being ironic and...

Take it easy for the day, my friend. We are almost in March so preparation for the 4th of July is just around the corner.

Around the corner?  AROUND THE CORNER??   If it weren't for Kenya and focusing a lot of attention on that, I would be starting the preparation for the 4th of July NOW!!!!! or at least Memorial Day and Father's Day!