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« Reply #1225 on: March 01, 2012, 10:53:17 pm »
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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.
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« Reply #1226 on: March 01, 2012, 11:21:10 pm »
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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.

I generally try to use the Deluge for posts that offend or upset me and the Institute for ones that amuse me no matter how unintentionally.
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« Reply #1227 on: March 01, 2012, 11:36:18 pm »
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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.

I generally try to use the Deluge for posts that offend or upset me and the Institute for ones that amuse me no matter how unintentionally.

Well pretty much every post that guy makes would fit in at least one of them based on that criteria (and all would also fit well in a hypothetical "Horrible spelling and grammar goldmine" to boot.)
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« Reply #1228 on: March 01, 2012, 11:43:59 pm »
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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.

I generally try to use the Deluge for posts that offend or upset me and the Institute for ones that amuse me no matter how unintentionally.

Well pretty much every post that guy makes would fit in at least one of them based on that criteria (and all would also fit well in a hypothetical "Horrible spelling and grammar goldmine" to boot.)

I thought the combination of conspiracy theorizing and taking somebody else's sarcasm completely at face value even after I pointed it out made this one special, though.
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« Reply #1229 on: March 02, 2012, 06:11:49 am »
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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.

I generally try to use the Deluge for posts that offend or upset me and the Institute for ones that amuse me no matter how unintentionally.

Well pretty much every post that guy makes would fit in at least one of them based on that criteria (and all would also fit well in a hypothetical "Horrible spelling and grammar goldmine" to boot.)

I thought the combination of conspiracy theorizing and taking somebody else's sarcasm completely at face value even after I pointed it out made this one special, though.
just because it he meant it sarcastically doesn't mean It can't be true. 

No I don't think that's what happened but I do think there's a chance it's true (less then 5% possibility)

when I was saying it I was venting because I was furious that I couldn't finish up the map I was going to submit and afraid I'll miss my opportunity.  (thus why i said it in such a format "ditto ditto ditto")  Afterwords I was just playing devils advocate (in a sarcastic manner (on your misunderstanding what I wrote) which didn't seem to get through on a ) on that thread because I was furious waiting for it to work again.

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« Reply #1230 on: March 02, 2012, 06:22:30 am »
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Carpooling sounds like quite the liberal idea, Naso.   It reduces gas usage and defies individuality.
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« Reply #1231 on: March 02, 2012, 02:31:40 pm »
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Sweet clip from May 2011.

He's in Oklahoma, bro. They don't get everything on time there.
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« Reply #1232 on: March 02, 2012, 05:54:55 pm »
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Ray likes fishing, Caroline sings in a choir and Mike is a fan of French cinema. Mary is a bit of a recluse.
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« Reply #1233 on: March 02, 2012, 07:41:42 pm »
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t_host1 is the guy farthest to left.
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« Reply #1234 on: March 03, 2012, 12:33:23 am »
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« Reply #1235 on: March 03, 2012, 03:07:36 pm »
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Mitt clearly forgot to zip his zipper.
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« Reply #1236 on: March 04, 2012, 09:48:15 am »
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To be honest, I am actually looking forward to growing old.  Each day that I get older puts me closer to going home to see my Jesus!  Note: my home is heaven, not Oklahoma.
You're looking forward to dying? Dude, get some counseling!
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« Reply #1237 on: March 04, 2012, 10:00:05 pm »
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This forum is beginning to scare me.

Just when you thought it was safe to surf the internet.
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« Reply #1238 on: March 04, 2012, 10:36:03 pm »
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Picked up some Cubaveras at Macy's today


along with some Ralph Lauren Black cologne... you ain't seen it all till you've seen Clarence roll into a bar with wing men readyt o rock and roll... we may be old but that gives us one thing besides wrinkles- experience

Vegas baby- Party time
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« Reply #1239 on: March 05, 2012, 12:38:39 pm »
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« Reply #1240 on: March 05, 2012, 09:32:59 pm »
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« Reply #1241 on: March 05, 2012, 09:46:54 pm »
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They are going to look at you weird, wait for a little bit to figure out how to process the extra money you just gave them through the register, and then just give up and add it to the tip fund.  Which means you're tipping them for making a mistake that had initially benefited you.  Besides, nobody working there is going to think for a second that you don't have the "utmost honesty and integrity" because (a) they won't remember and (b) they won't care, and why the f[inks] am I still trying to convince you that the things you do are always wrong and stupid because you've never listened before so why am I still typing oh my god
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« Reply #1242 on: March 05, 2012, 11:17:07 pm »
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no serious though, leprechauns what if there were leprechauns how would they vote discuss with maps
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« Reply #1243 on: March 06, 2012, 06:17:14 am »
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I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

You can't contribute, moderator.  That would be like Richard Nixon writing the lyrics to an anti-Vietnam-War song.
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« Reply #1244 on: March 06, 2012, 08:33:58 pm »
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Oklahoma starts coming in:

Obama at 62%, getting killed outside of Oklahoma City. Told you so.

http://results.enr.clarityelections.com/OK/38065/73474/Web01/en/summary.html

62%. Like President Putin.
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« Reply #1245 on: March 06, 2012, 09:31:07 pm »
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Cleveland turnout double that of Toledo.  




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« Reply #1246 on: March 07, 2012, 12:54:41 am »
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Is the point of this thread to mock Romney?
I think that's the point of most threads.
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« Reply #1247 on: March 07, 2012, 02:03:43 am »
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Nothing screams "adequately neutral-smelling for an office job in Memphis" like "lives in Ithaca, has a DUI conviction, and knows Boss Tweed".
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« Reply #1248 on: March 07, 2012, 05:57:13 pm »
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This is what Obama had Breitbart killed for?? Bummer.
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« Reply #1249 on: March 07, 2012, 07:55:18 pm »
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I lol'd.

I'm starting to think Bushie might not be coming home to a job.

You're right, I probably won't be coming home to a job.  I'll be coming home to a career.
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