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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #1225 on: March 06, 2012, 06:17:14 AM »

I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

You can't contribute, moderator.  That would be like Richard Nixon writing the lyrics to an anti-Vietnam-War song.
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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #1226 on: March 06, 2012, 08:33:58 PM »

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« Reply #1227 on: March 06, 2012, 09:31:07 PM »

Wasserman: trouble for Kaptur
Cleveland turnout double that of Toledo.  




Go dennis!
Helms Deep shall not fall!

Helms Deep is in Rohan, not Ohio. I suggest you retake Geography.
My first contribution.
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« Reply #1228 on: March 07, 2012, 12:54:41 AM »

Is the point of this thread to mock Romney?
I think that's the point of most threads.
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« Reply #1229 on: March 07, 2012, 02:03:43 AM »

Nothing screams "adequately neutral-smelling for an office job in Memphis" like "lives in Ithaca, has a DUI conviction, and knows Boss Tweed".
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« Reply #1230 on: March 07, 2012, 05:57:13 PM »

This is what Obama had Breitbart killed for?? Bummer.
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« Reply #1231 on: March 07, 2012, 07:55:18 PM »

I lol'd.

I'm starting to think Bushie might not be coming home to a job.

You're right, I probably won't be coming home to a job.  I'll be coming home to a career.
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« Reply #1232 on: March 07, 2012, 08:19:32 PM »

http://youtu.be/T6cDaFqOAmc

It's obvious that this tape has been selectively edited. Just wait until the whole thing comes out! RELEASE THE TAPES!
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« Reply #1233 on: March 07, 2012, 08:44:56 PM »

good dark humor.

We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.
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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #1234 on: March 07, 2012, 08:55:15 PM »

Election Night 2012:

CNN News:
This is CNN Election Headquarters at 8pm.  At this opening hour we can forecast that Rick Santorum of Virginia has won 232 Electoral Votes at this opening hour to our Socialist Incumbent Racist Darkie President, who managed to win all of the commie states at this opening hour.  It is likely, if the Electoral College wasn't dominated by racist black communists, that Rick would've won by now.  But alas no.

Virginia with 13 Electoral Votes
Indiana with 11 Electoral Votes
South Carolina with 9 Electoral Votes
Ohio with 18 Electoral Votes
Pennsylvania with 20 Electoral Votes
North Carolina with 15 Electoral Votes
Kentucky with 8 Electoral Votes
West Virginia with 5 Electoral Votes
Alabama with 9 Electoral Votes
Mississippi with 6 Electoral Votes
Michigan with 16 Electoral Votes
Wisconsin with 10 Electoral Votes
Tennessee with 11 Electoral Votes
Louisiana with 8 Electoral Votes
New Hampshire with 4 Electoral Votes
Maine with 2 Electoral Votes
Maine Congressional District 2 with 1 Electoral Vote
Iowa with 6 Electoral Votes
Oklahoma with 7 Electoral Votes
Georgia with 16 Electoral Votes
Connecticut with 7 Electoral Votes
New Jersey with 14 Electoral Votes
Missouri with 10 Electoral Votes
Arkansas with 6 Electoral Votes
Kansas with 6 Electoral Votes
Nebraska with 2 Electoral Votes
All of Nebraska's Congressional Districts with 3 Electoral Votes


Meanwhile our evil commie President has won the following votes:

New York with 29 Electoral Votes
The People's Republic of Vermont with 3 Electoral Votes
The Soviet Socialist Republic of Maryland with 10 Electoral Votes
The Super Fascist Communisto State of the District of Colombia with 3 Electoral Votes
The People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Hawaii with 4 Electoral Votes
...........Delaware.......with 3 Electoral Votes
Illinois with 20 Electoral Votes
The Freedom Haters Paradise of Rhode Island with 4 Electoral Votes


Thanks to the communistic race baiting and voter buying mentality of the administration, President Barack Hussein Karl Marx Obama has been spared the landslide defeat at the Opening Hour.  It is likely he might even be spared of it after the Democrats have bought the hippe communist hispanic vote in the MOuntain West.  Because real white Americans have stood up to the President and his blatant race baiting politics that were revealed by the late Andrew Breitbart.  We will see how far the Communistic President will go to buy votes and destroy American Democracy to prevent the rightful rein of King Rick!

7:30 PM:

It is with great pleasure that we call the following states for the freedom fighter and true American Rick Santorum.  These states will put him over the top fo that monkey socialist communist whitey hater who just happens to be our incumbent President!:

Minnesota with 10 Electoral Votes
South Dakota with 3 Electoral Votes
North Dakota with 3 Electoral Votes
Maine Congressional District 1 with 1 Electoral Vote
Florida with 29 Electoral Votes
Texas with 38 Electoral Votes
Wyoming with 3 Electoral Votes
Montana with 3 Electoral Votes
Idaho with 4 Electoral Votes
Utah with 6 Electoral Votes
Alaska with 3 Electoral Votes
Massachusetts with 11 Electoral Votes.....wait a minute what!?


In other news, the President has bought out these following states with race baiting and ACORN Corruptoin:

Colorado with 9 Electoral Votes
Viva Le New Mexico with 5 Electoral Votes
Nevada with 6 Electoral Votes
Washington with 12 Electoral Votes
Oregon with 7 Electoral Votes
Arizona with 11 Electoral Votes
California with 55 Electoral Votes


By our estimates Rick Santorum will be elected the next President of the United States.....a feat that we can thank the late great Andrew Breitbart for seeing through his evil socialist racist tricks!
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« Reply #1235 on: March 08, 2012, 09:31:30 AM »

I got invited to a KONY event on April 20th.  Sounds like we're gonna smoke pot to end child slavery.
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They put it to a vote and they just kept lying
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« Reply #1236 on: March 08, 2012, 06:18:13 PM »

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« Reply #1237 on: March 08, 2012, 06:41:05 PM »

You misread my post, my talent acquisition contact is in DC, but I am staying right here in the best city in America, Oklahoma City.
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« Reply #1238 on: March 08, 2012, 10:41:13 PM »
« Edited: March 08, 2012, 10:44:02 PM by Nation »

This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

...Do you know the definition of "push polling?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.


This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

you really have your own little safe bubble alternative reality don't you? It must make life easier.

Irony.
...Do you know the definition of "irony?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.




Holy sh**t, "CaDan" might be the worst fuc*ing poster since CARLHAYDEN
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« Reply #1239 on: March 08, 2012, 11:05:33 PM »
« Edited: March 08, 2012, 11:13:42 PM by The Old World Is Behind Us »

This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

...Do you know the definition of "push polling?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.


This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

you really have your own little safe bubble alternative reality don't you? It must make life easier.

Irony.
...Do you know the definition of "irony?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.




Holy sh**t, "CaDan" might be the worst fuc*ing poster since CARLHAYDEN

You missed quite a few in your absence, such as Libertas, Derek, SvensonRS, feeblepizza, Rochambeau and the individual that we refer to only as "a certain Bakersfield resident". Hell I think you even missed Straha (not that I would consider him a bad poster obviously) and Robert Stark. But CaDan probably wins for the past year, and would make the top 10 for the past 5 years.
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« Reply #1240 on: March 09, 2012, 03:21:30 AM »

CaDan is a good candidate for Blubb's next project.
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« Reply #1241 on: March 09, 2012, 03:59:43 AM »

This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

...Do you know the definition of "push polling?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.


This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

you really have your own little safe bubble alternative reality don't you? It must make life easier.

Irony.
...Do you know the definition of "irony?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.




Holy sh**t, "CaDan" might be the worst fuc*ing poster since CARLHAYDEN

You missed quite a few in your absence, such as Libertas, Derek, SvensonRS, feeblepizza, Rochambeau and the individual that we refer to only as "a certain Bakersfield resident". Hell I think you even missed Straha (not that I would consider him a bad poster obviously) and Robert Stark. But CaDan probably wins for the past year, and would make the top 10 for the past 5 years.
Who is "a certain Bakersfield resident", and where can I find his posts?
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« Reply #1242 on: March 09, 2012, 05:58:57 AM »

This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

...Do you know the definition of "push polling?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.


This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

you really have your own little safe bubble alternative reality don't you? It must make life easier.

Irony.
...Do you know the definition of "irony?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.




Holy sh**t, "CaDan" might be the worst fuc*ing poster since CARLHAYDEN

You missed quite a few in your absence, such as Libertas, Derek, SvensonRS, feeblepizza, Rochambeau and the individual that we refer to only as "a certain Bakersfield resident". Hell I think you even missed Straha (not that I would consider him a bad poster obviously) and Robert Stark. But CaDan probably wins for the past year, and would make the top 10 for the past 5 years.
Who is "a certain Bakersfield resident", and where can I find his posts?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=3593
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« Reply #1243 on: March 09, 2012, 05:51:37 PM »

Also, with the dawning of this brand new career, I have also learned one thing in the past 2 years, DON'T QUIT YOUR DARN JOB for any reason, especially for something that even has the appearance of criminal activity.
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« Reply #1244 on: March 09, 2012, 07:37:39 PM »

Also, with the dawning of this brand new career, I have also learned one thing in the past 2 years, DON'T QUIT YOUR DARN JOB for any reason, especially for something that even has the appearance of criminal activity.

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« Reply #1245 on: March 09, 2012, 07:41:25 PM »

Also, with the dawning of this brand new career, I have also learned one thing in the past 2 years, DON'T QUIT YOUR DARN JOB for any reason, especially for something that even has the appearance of criminal activity.


I feel a twinge of guilt or whatever over the Forum's continuous habit of making fun or light of this man, who obviously is not a fully functioning adult, and illustrates well the nebulous boundary between functional enough to be left alone and, not.
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« Reply #1246 on: March 09, 2012, 08:29:44 PM »

I feel a twinge of guilt or whatever over the Forum's continuous habit of making fun or light of this man, who obviously is not a fully functioning adult, and illustrates well the nebulous boundary between functional enough to be left alone and, not.

do you have many habits that aren't continuous?  is pretension one of them?
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« Reply #1247 on: March 09, 2012, 09:12:55 PM »

chill out bro.  Maslow said that self-actualized people don't make humor at others' expense.  meanwhile you've gone so far as to overtly attack me on your own Board.  chill out bro.
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« Reply #1248 on: March 10, 2012, 04:08:13 AM »

chill out bro.  Maslow said that self-actualized people don't make humor at others' expense.  meanwhile you've gone so far as to overtly attack me on your own Board.  chill out bro.
That's ... hypocritical.
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« Reply #1249 on: March 10, 2012, 07:10:03 AM »

Guam may be only .05% of the population but it is worth a lot more than that in our hearts
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