The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Vasall des Midas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States)
[/hackery]

That would be for The Oil Well of Hate.  Keep your fossil fuels straight.  Coal is Democratic, Oil is Republican.

[Senator Napoleon]

No, I would probably try and help out his drug business to make it more successful at the expense of the for-profit prisons that have purchased more authoritarian government policy.

I loathe the idea of private prisons.

[Governor Scott]

Christie will use his ninja superpowers to make Newark into a Republican stronghold.

Wait, ninjas don't weigh 400 pounds.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

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For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

[For Oklahoma]

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For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

Ahem

See the thread title for context:

For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

[opebo]

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For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

Ahem

See the thread title for context:

For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

Though Inks timing may have been off, receiving this sort of accolade from him is.. well, a very strange feeling.  Like being told by your captors 'that's a nice tie' as they haul you off to Auschwitz.  The chill does run up the spine.

So I respond 'thank you Gruppenführer'... very nervously, and with the deepest of bows and scrapes.

[For Oklahoma]

Though Inks timing may have been off, receiving this sort of accolade from him is.. well, a very strange feeling.  Like being told by your captors 'that's a nice tie' as they haul you off to Auschwitz.  The chill does run up the spine.

So I respond 'thank you Gruppenführer'... very nervously, and with the deepest of bows and scrapes.

[IDS Legislator Alfred F. Jones]

Who is Inks?

This could go in the Deluge as well.

[Jayhawker]

Please delete that, Snowstalker. It's disturbing and no one wants to see that.

[For Oklahoma]

Please delete that, Snowstalker. It's disturbing and no one wants to see that.

[Senator Snowstalker]

It's dead.

[For Oklahoma]

[Lief]

Iraqi WMD isn't a lie, it was bad information. If you tell someone you think the restaurant looks like it doesn't have a long wait, only to walk inside and discover it does, does that mean you deliberately lied? No.

Brilliant analogy. And then, after realizing that there is a long wait, you figure, "Let's stick around and see what that salad bar is all about." Of course, half way through the wait, another guest might announce that there actually isn't the long wait that everyone thought there was. He would subsequently be voted out of the area by 17 points, of course, but he'll be back. Don't you worry.

[Governor Scott]

Based solely off of PM score, you should take a look at Buddy Roemer. He's very strong on anti-corruption and rides in the middle of the social spectrum. Much more reasonable than Herman Cain. Not my candidate, though

His vetoes on abortion regulations make him unacceptable to me.

Why is that so important to you?

Because I'm a practicing Catholic.

[Paul Kemp]

Awesome post Reaganfan

[Governor Scott]

You should vote for Newt Gingrich.

- Has a transformational, profound vision.

- Catholic.

- Likes heterosexual marriage so much he's done it three times.

- Cheerful.

[ModerateCoward]

You should vote for Newt Gingrich.

- Has a transformational, profound vision.

- Catholic.

- Likes heterosexual marriage so much he's done it three times.

- Cheerful.

+1

[© Tweed the Younger]

opebo refers to bodegas as hot peppers and doo-rags.

I guess if I were stuck back in the Bad Place I'd have to try to get some of that black market Coke from Mexico, but wen I used to get it years ago it seemed like nine times out of ten it was flat.

It's called the mexican aisle bro.

Back when I still lived in the Bad Place, you had to go to little Habaneros or Bandanas or whatever you call those little Mexican corner stores (campesinos? Casa Diegos?), in order to get the black market Mexican Coke, and it was usually a little worse for wear due to being smuggled into the country.

[Governor Scott]

Cracker Barrell and Church's Chicken are polar opposites? That's racist.

[Paul Kemp]

Winfield responds to a fake article (I feel like this isn't the first time for him) and kinda sorta tries to joke around:

Gingrich speaks to 4 exuberant supporters the following day at the community hall in Beulah, Mississippi.

My friends, thank you for coming here and taking time out of your busy schedules.  Last evening, I had a heart to heart phone conversation with Governor Romney.  He has advised me that he now sees the error of his ways, and that he realizes that I am the only Republican who can run against Obama and win.  The Governor has acknowledged my superior intellect and amazing charisma, and has told me that I am the only Republican who can regain women voters back into the Republican column, as he told me given my remarkable abilities at attracting many women already.

My friends, when you next hear from me, I will be addressing you from either the moon or the planet Neptune, I am not sure which.

May the force be with you.  For now, over and out.  

[Paul Kemp]

Yeah, I interpreted this as you dislike him now I was excited

Yeah. Im a Adam Hasner (not in actual views) guy now. I have been volunteering in his office, and I am going to meet T-Paw next Friday, if it all goes to plan.

Bring a pillow and chamomile tea.

[President Marokai]

Ugh. I was really hoping the Socialists would place in fourth here, but it looks like the Grits are going to prevent that from happening.

Do you write for the Daily Telegraph c. 1959?

[Χahar]

If the answer is 'Gerard Kennedy' then the question is a deeply stupid one.

[King]

Mitt Romney is the frontrunners now!

[For Oklahoma]

Uh oh, Bushie's stomach bug has gained sentience and found the Atlas.