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« Reply #1400 on: April 11, 2012, 06:29:38 PM »

Cracker Barrell and Church's Chicken are polar opposites? That's racist.
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« Reply #1401 on: April 11, 2012, 07:32:34 PM »

Winfield responds to a fake article (I feel like this isn't the first time for him) and kinda sorta tries to joke around:

Gingrich speaks to 4 exuberant supporters the following day at the community hall in Beulah, Mississippi.

My friends, thank you for coming here and taking time out of your busy schedules.  Last evening, I had a heart to heart phone conversation with Governor Romney.  He has advised me that he now sees the error of his ways, and that he realizes that I am the only Republican who can run against Obama and win.  The Governor has acknowledged my superior intellect and amazing charisma, and has told me that I am the only Republican who can regain women voters back into the Republican column, as he told me given my remarkable abilities at attracting many women already.

My friends, when you next hear from me, I will be addressing you from either the moon or the planet Neptune, I am not sure which.

May the force be with you.  For now, over and out.  
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« Reply #1402 on: April 11, 2012, 09:34:40 PM »

Yeah, I interpreted this as you dislike him now Tongue I was excited Sad

Yeah. Im a Adam Hasner (not in actual views) guy now. I have been volunteering in his office, and I am going to meet T-Paw next Friday, if it all goes to plan.

Bring a pillow and chamomile tea.
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« Reply #1403 on: April 12, 2012, 12:16:59 AM »

Ugh. I was really hoping the Socialists would place in fourth here, but it looks like the Grits are going to prevent that from happening.

Do you write for the Daily Telegraph c. 1959?
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« Reply #1404 on: April 12, 2012, 11:01:42 AM »

If the answer is 'Gerard Kennedy' then the question is a deeply stupid one.
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« Reply #1405 on: April 12, 2012, 05:35:24 PM »

Mitt Romney is the frontrunners now!
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« Reply #1406 on: April 13, 2012, 03:21:16 PM »


Uh oh, Bushie's stomach bug has gained sentience and found the Atlas.
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« Reply #1407 on: April 13, 2012, 05:54:22 PM »

Context:

You know what they say, America.  Once you go black, you never go back.
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« Reply #1408 on: April 13, 2012, 06:50:20 PM »

My parents had maid services during my junior year in college.  It scared the hell out of me when I visited during Winter Break, mostly because I had no idea that my parents even had maid service.  I was in my room working up my motivation when this short Hispanic lady just burst into my room!
I almost had a heart attack at age 21.
She was freaked out too and went about cleaning other areas.  I managed to clean a few spots in my room (mostly just taking some water glasses downstairs and throwing my bedding sheets into the washing machine, throwing all of the clothes on my floor into a suitcase) and then gave them the go ahead and sped off to the nearest bar so I could get my heart rate back down to a non-life threatening level.

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« Reply #1409 on: April 14, 2012, 08:37:25 AM »

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« Reply #1410 on: April 14, 2012, 10:32:12 AM »


Goddammit I was just gonna post this Sad
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« Reply #1411 on: April 15, 2012, 11:45:39 AM »

This is less a hilarious post than a post about a hilarious fact but I still think it belongs here.

Oh yes, Connecticut for Lieberman was taken over by an anti-Lieberman faction. Should have remembered.
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« Reply #1412 on: April 15, 2012, 12:35:17 PM »

Yes, the chairman of the Connecticut for Lieberman Party has actually called for Lieberman to resign his Senate seat.
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« Reply #1413 on: April 15, 2012, 02:53:59 PM »

Maybe that should go here?
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« Reply #1414 on: April 15, 2012, 03:40:27 PM »


Obviously to aid the Christians (like Bonhoffer) who opposed Hitler. Also as a racial minority (Amerindian) even the Anglo/German side of me wouldn't protect me from losing God given civil liberties.
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« Reply #1415 on: April 15, 2012, 06:37:00 PM »

Hold on sec... Barack Obama sweeps the Deep South?  In 1924???

This reflects Coolidge's bad performance being weaker than Obama's bad performance. Obviously, if Obama was somehow nominated in 1924 he'd lose by comical margins there.

I can see it.

Southerner A : "So our choice for President is between this Yankee Republican and some negro who claims to have traveled back in time 84 years and calls himself a Democrat"
Southerner B : "Are you kidding me?"
Southerner A : "It's true"
Southerner B : "No way!"
Southerner A: "Yes. I guess we have to vote for the Yankee Republican"
Southerner B: "Damn it"
Southerner A: "I know, this is awful"
Southerner B: "I still can't believe it"
Southerner A: "I know, it's pretty absurd"
Southerner B: "I could believe the part of about time travel, but a negro Democrat running for President?"
Southerner A: "Yeah, that's ridiculous"
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« Reply #1416 on: April 16, 2012, 07:52:10 AM »

[ ] Barack Obama (D)
[ ] Mitt Romney (R)
[ ] W. Mitt Romney (I)
[ ] W. M. Romney (I)
[ ] Willard M. Romney (Socialist Labor)
[ ] Willard Mitt Romney (Constitution)
[ ] Mittens Romney (Silly Hats Party)
[ ] Gromit Romney (Libertarian)
[ ] Tree-Loving Romney (Green)
[ ] MITTBOT 2.0 (MICROSOFT VISTA)
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« Reply #1417 on: April 16, 2012, 02:46:38 PM »

Can I change my name at all?
And what username would you recommend me?

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« Reply #1418 on: April 17, 2012, 07:42:10 PM »

His opposition to the Iraq War in 2002-2003 made some headlines, as did his appointment to the African Union's "Council of the Wise" but yeah other than that he basically hadn't done anything notable since he was overthrown in 1965.
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« Reply #1419 on: April 17, 2012, 10:41:08 PM »

b) broke down in tears of admiration at his own propaganda video.

Echoes of a certain London mayoral candidate there.
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« Reply #1420 on: April 18, 2012, 01:56:15 PM »

hate to clue you in, but homosexuality ain't exactly the embracement of human reproduction.

Hate to clue you in, but 'embracement' isn't a real word
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« Reply #1421 on: April 18, 2012, 02:21:36 PM »

Given how important Vice-Presidential picks always are, we need to consider some out-of-the-box possibilites. Is Pete Wilson still alive? If so, Romney should pick him and pick up California easily. If not, Romney can convert him to Mormonism regardless.
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« Reply #1422 on: April 19, 2012, 04:02:13 PM »

I feel like Naso has ruined the concept of "cougar sex" for me, but congratulations if you're into that.
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« Reply #1423 on: April 19, 2012, 04:04:34 PM »

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« Reply #1424 on: April 19, 2012, 04:06:09 PM »

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2011/PPP_Release_US_041912.pdf



Romney/Christie: 47%
Obama/Biden: 47%



Romney is on the rise as he consolidates Republican support.

Except you forgot the part where Obama leads Ronney 49-46.
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