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« Reply #1450 on: April 22, 2012, 06:46:42 pm »
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It's what krazen says whenever a right-wing politician is leading in a poll or favorability ratings, even if it's a terrible poll or within the margin of error or both.
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Professor Nathan. A shameless agrarian collectivist with no respect for private property or individual rights. Can you really trust him?

Yeah that's right, I said Siam. Why don't you go tell Pedro Martinez
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« Reply #1451 on: April 22, 2012, 08:07:52 pm »
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Intentional humor, but still humor.  Click for context:

What's the point?
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« Reply #1452 on: April 23, 2012, 12:13:20 am »
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Debateable wether this is funny or not, but I think it is.

You can dance to it and the melody is catchy, but lyrics are only so-so.  82 is a good score for it.
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« Reply #1453 on: April 23, 2012, 12:33:33 am »
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I don't get it, and I consider myself a preeminent scholar of Atlas lore.

Well no, you only think you are, and even then it's only if it's in some way related to you.
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« Reply #1454 on: April 23, 2012, 12:37:34 am »
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Tweed's been around for so long he can't really NOT be, but I think of "Atlas lore" to be much older stuff, like the incidents with Yates, Hawkeye and Joel.
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« Reply #1455 on: April 23, 2012, 12:39:30 am »
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Tweed was absent for giant gaps of Atlas history that he wasn't in any way relevant for much of it.
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« Reply #1456 on: April 23, 2012, 05:15:47 am »
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This thread is not bad. This thread is extremely bad. You guys shouldn't feel bad. In fact, you should feel like Larry Craig's wife.
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« Reply #1457 on: April 23, 2012, 01:09:28 pm »
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Has anyone got links to this saga? I need to start reading.

Start here: http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=120859.0

The opebo post on the first page alone is worth it.
Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo
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« Reply #1458 on: April 23, 2012, 02:33:13 pm »
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feel free to surf the internet on your analog cars.
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« Reply #1459 on: April 23, 2012, 02:52:46 pm »
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Has anyone got links to this saga? I need to start reading.

Start here: http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=120859.0

The opebo post on the first page alone is worth it.

Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo

Classic.
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« Reply #1460 on: April 23, 2012, 02:57:04 pm »
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Tweed was absent for giant gaps of Atlas history that he wasn't in any way relevant for much of it.

Well, Tweed's ego is the only oustanding thing about him. Let his have it.
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« Reply #1461 on: April 23, 2012, 03:00:27 pm »
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Mark my word. One day, BRTD will post "should I take a crap?" poll, and would await our verdict.
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« Reply #1462 on: April 23, 2012, 06:50:58 pm »
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I suppose if this forum lark doesn't work out, you could get a job writing the notes in fortune cookies.
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« Reply #1463 on: April 24, 2012, 04:00:14 am »
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There's a place here that lets you do all three at the same time.  Pretty decently priced, as I recall.

Hang on a sec.  Edit: Ok, it's 702-878-7776.  Ask for Brian.
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« Reply #1464 on: April 24, 2012, 03:49:00 pm »
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Are you an oriental BRTD? If so- you can work to become a "ladyboy" and finally try to consumate your desire of opebo
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The world is becoming globalized, but cosmopolitanism is being hijacked by the Davos Man. What choice is left besides nationalism? The thought is terrifying, to be honest.

I just hope Trump doesn't turn into some kind of Berlusconi-esque Teflon man.
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« Reply #1465 on: April 24, 2012, 11:50:20 pm »
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Option one, but the difference between that and 0 is pretty damn small.

As for option two, we all know that the scriptwriters aren't going to pull the trigger on Kenya.  The network doesn't think the show enough of a winner to spend that much money on production.
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« Reply #1466 on: April 26, 2012, 04:35:43 pm »
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« Reply #1467 on: April 27, 2012, 03:19:25 pm »
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I hope the 3 FFs votes are protest votes.

I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh
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« Reply #1468 on: April 27, 2012, 03:23:32 pm »
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I hope the 3 FFs votes are protest votes.

I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.
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« Reply #1469 on: April 27, 2012, 03:29:42 pm »
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I hope the 3 FFs votes are protest votes.

I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.

Ah.  I don't watch that show. Tongue
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« Reply #1470 on: April 27, 2012, 06:14:45 pm »
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Making up crazy quotes of Allen West is like making up slutty photos of Lindsay Lohan.
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« Reply #1471 on: April 27, 2012, 07:38:40 pm »
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I hope the 3 FFs votes are protest votes.

I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.

Ah.  I don't watch that show. Tongue

Considering what I think of Marlin Brando, that meaning of NAMBLA would actually be worse than the real one.
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« Reply #1472 on: April 28, 2012, 12:12:56 am »
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In return- I will listen to you. I don't shy away from criticism or debate. I have opponents in this campaign- all of whom I respect. I hope this will be a campaign about ideas and about leadership. Likewise- I respect the man I hope to be my predecessor- President Polnut. However... now is the time for leadership. People say the Fantasy board is dying...when I am President let's see if that is the case. You may not agree with me but I am sure you will LOVE to disagree with me- make me the Reagan to your Tip O'Neill as I've tried to be the Gingrich to Polnut's Clinton. The best government is a government where people of differnt ideologies have to come to the table and negotiate their differences-

an inversion of this lets us in on how banal and platitudinous it is.

I won't listen to you.  I will shy away from criticism and debate.  I do not respect, nor to I accept the legitimacy, of my opponents in this race.  I hope this will be a campaign centered on personalities rather than issues.  I do not respect the President, and think he has failed miserably and should resign.  Now is the time for appeasement and a more general chamelonism.  People claim that the Fantasy board is dying, it is, and this trend is irreversible, regardless of my success or failure in this election.  we are doomed and can only hope to go gracefully.  You may not agree with me, but you must act like you do, lest you be repressed and your opinions censored.  obey and do not think.  The best government is a government which I run and is entirely structured to cater to my whims and desires.
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« Reply #1473 on: April 29, 2012, 01:06:58 am »
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firefighters - 46%
fire insurance salesmen - 42%
fire alarm maintenance technicians - 56%
people who've recently been fired - 49%
people whose homes have a fireplace - 41%
people with stereotypically flaming mannerisms - 77%
pyromaniacs - 23% (many will write in Ron Paul)

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« Reply #1474 on: April 29, 2012, 05:39:01 pm »
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I keep my account password in the safety deposit box with strict instructions for its disposition stipulated in my Last-Will-and-Testament.  However I need to know - is the account subject to primogeniture or may I leave it to any of my offspring, pets, or the United Negro College Fund?
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