The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

This thread is an unmittigated disaster.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Gee whiz, it isn't possible the best place in the world might be outside of Western Europe or North America...

That's what happens when you're a western and northern country and you're not in the west, neither in the north. No one cares if you exist. And You're probably just a Canada without an awful weather, anyway.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Tm is the least bad but he had plenty of ridiculous moments.

And a hack for Rick, I am not. I'm an enthusiastic supporter and was proven to be right about my candidate being a factor.

Indeed, and some waitresses like to be called "table technicians".

[batmacumba]

I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

Here they might move them for soccer games.

Football and soap operas. We care about Joe the plumber and Mary the plumber's wife.

Gee whiz, it isn't possible the best place in the world might be outside of Western Europe or North America...

That's what happens when you're a western and northern country and you're not in the west, neither in the north. No one cares if you exist. And You're probably just a Canada without an awful weather, anyway.

My Debut! Thanks for the induction.

[© tweed]

I guess the Deluge is damaged irretrievably.

No, it's just that the deluge has attained critical mass and is now self-sustaining.

[Insula Dei]

This also happens right before his birthday that is in 3 weeks fyi.

[memphis]

I wonder what sort of in-depth analysis Pastor Jackson did to arrive at the precise number of 8-9%.  I'm guessing he consulted his proctologist.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Lunchtime detention while he writes out 200 times "I will not stab police officers..."

Lunchtime detention while he writes out 200 times "I will not stab police officers..."

[Grumpier Than Thou]

26 posts and already getting into the Institute:

"010100001010 101010010 1000000111 1110101010" - Mitt Romney

[Grumpier Than Thou]

(Pulls cord)

Mom it’s not working!

(Replaces batteries)
(Pulls cord)

“I will be better for gay rights than Ted Kennedy”

Aww mom! I wanted the new Romney. All the kids would laugh at me if I weren't home schooled.

[TheDeadFlagBlues]

Hard graft, and hard graft alone, fascist.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

BRTD, on Allegri's 'Miserere mei, Deus':

Also I can't understand any of it. It might as well be in the original Latin.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The Professor keeps being awesome.

I'm skeptical that Obama's leading by that much or by any at all.

Most polls I've seen have had Romney leading(albeit narrowly) or have been a complete tossup.

You mean that one poll conducted by Dartmouth you are using to justify your fairy tale world where this is a tossup election with no lean towards Obama?

I'd type out a a much in-depth response, but I don't have the time or effort to waste on forum posters like you.

You have no response because polls have been consistent about Obama leads in New Hampshire since the bottom dropped out from underneath Romney in January. You try to come off as a reasonable conservative but you're just a hack and I'm calling you out on it.

Is this how you prepare your meals? It doesn't seem very efficient. You must be a hillbilly. You should consider taking one of my cooking classes.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Once you reach 10,000 posts you become immortal.

But only as long as Nym doesn't disagree.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Yes, he does look like that dog but it is death-pointable to say so.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Was Sarko Catholic?

Was? Is he dead now?

For all intents and purposes.

[Psychic Octopus]

    A good person, & emblematic of the right kind of attitude.

How so? The whole point of him posting that is to show his superiority to everyone who doesn't fit into that particular box he sets himself. Why else boast of going to be in the 1%? I mean who does that, really?

     I understood his "I am not the 99%" bit to be declaring that he does not feel solidarity with the occupier crowd, not necessarily that he is the 1%. Of course, such subtleties can be difficult to communicate over the internet.

     The way I see it, so many people today suffer from a need for instant gratification & an inability to take responsibility. His lifestyle demonstrates a great deal of self-control and responsibility. I'll admit that his tone is slightly patronizing, but I still find his story to be something intensely admirable.

massa treats me real good! i don't know what all y'all is complaining about

[Grumpier Than Thou]

God Bless Atlasia

It's Dave.

Allah.

Xenu.

Dwight York.

[Јas]

By the way, can other posters read my posts of the last week or so, or only me?

No, I can't read any of them.

[opebo]

By the way, can other posters read my posts of the last week or so, or only me?

No, I can't read any of them.

It isn't really funny if you know that Badger is not an ordinary poster, but a moderator, Jas.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

Leonard Peltier

Leonard Peltier

[patrick1]

For me, it's just a new way to get worked up over data, plus I get the pleasure of having the last word on this discussion until sundown tomorrow.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Barack Obama was "probably" born on this planet.

[Badger]

By the way, can other posters read my posts of the last week or so, or only me?

No, I can't read any of them.

It isn't really funny if you know that Badger is not an ordinary poster, but a moderator, Jas.

Lies and damned lies! I was FUNNY dammit!!

[opebo]

By the way, can other posters read my posts of the last week or so, or only me?

No, I can't read any of them.

It isn't really funny if you know that Badger is not an ordinary poster, but a moderator, Jas.

Lies and damned lies! I was FUNNY dammit!!

Oh.. you were funny (intentionally), at least a little bit. I thought he was saying I was funny, unintentionally.