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« Reply #1625 on: May 27, 2012, 08:41:18 am »
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The Black guy. Obviously.
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« Reply #1626 on: May 27, 2012, 06:40:31 pm »
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If you think the Democrats or anyone who's a part of the two-party system is far-left, you're wrong.

Bernie Sanders?
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« Reply #1627 on: May 27, 2012, 10:34:04 pm »
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Context:

Maybe he was just homesick for New Jersey.  Trolololololololol
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« Reply #1628 on: May 28, 2012, 06:44:16 pm »
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Of course. If you look back through history, you'll see that the Mississippians, the Atlanteans, the Pascuense, the Polynesians of the Pitcairn Islands, the people of Malden Island, the Norse of Greenland, and so many other civilizations were destroyed by those two great scourges of man, video games and free porn.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #1629 on: May 28, 2012, 09:34:29 pm »
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Of course. If you look back through history, you'll see that the Mississippians, the Atlanteans, the Pascuense, the Polynesians of the Pitcairn Islands, the people of Malden Island, the Norse of Greenland, and so many other civilizations were destroyed by those two great scourges of man, video games and free porn.

I did actually specifically choose those because they actually could have been destroyed by video games and free porn.
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« Reply #1630 on: May 29, 2012, 06:20:54 am »
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Havent really ever had a proper kiss.

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Atlas Forum: Serving as a virginity protector since 2003
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« Reply #1631 on: May 29, 2012, 09:34:07 am »
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Did Tweed just create a sock in order to debate with himself?

That's what I'm thinking...

Perhaps Tweed has multiple (Communist) personalities, and they simply decided to change location. I'd expect the Trotskyist one, the Maoist one, and the Stalinist one to show up shortly; I'd be very interested to see what a Ba'athist Tweed would be as well.
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"A reformist is someone who realizes that, when you bang your head on a wall, it's the head that breaks rather than the wall."

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« Reply #1632 on: May 29, 2012, 09:34:10 am »
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Did Tweed just create a sock in order to debate with himself?

That's what I'm thinking...

Perhaps Tweed has multiple (Communist) personalities, and they simply decided to change location. I'd expect the Trotskyist one, the Maoist one, and the Stalinist one to show up shortly; I'd be very interested to see what a Ba'athist Tweed would be as well.
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22:15   ComradeSibboleth   this is all extremely terrible and in all respects absolutely fycking dire.

It really is.



"A reformist is someone who realizes that, when you bang your head on a wall, it's the head that breaks rather than the wall."

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« Reply #1633 on: May 29, 2012, 09:37:27 am »
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the kid is from Long Island as well so no location change needed.
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« Reply #1634 on: May 30, 2012, 01:49:13 pm »
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No. For example I have no racial prejudices, but I only find white women attractive. So I would like to live in a society in which everyone is white because I will find more women I'm attracted to.
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« Reply #1635 on: May 30, 2012, 10:35:24 pm »
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Well if your Iowa home were located in the place depicted below, where would you want to spend your time?



I don't know, "Cumming Tap" sounds like it might be quite a happening place!
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« Reply #1636 on: May 31, 2012, 01:47:25 am »
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There should be a Self-Parody Goldmine for stuff like this:

Shops Hot Topic
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« Reply #1637 on: May 31, 2012, 02:22:13 am »
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BRTD, you of all people should not be advocating for the creation of a Self-Parody Goldmine...
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« Reply #1638 on: May 31, 2012, 04:54:35 am »
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BRTD, you of all people should not be advocating for the creation of a Self-Parody Goldmine...

or perhaps, the fact that he is...
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« Reply #1639 on: May 31, 2012, 05:25:57 am »
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BRTD, you of all people should not be advocating for the creation of a Self-Parody Goldmine...

This is my submission.
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« Reply #1640 on: May 31, 2012, 11:48:54 am »
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Michael Bennet would probably be my first choice, too, actually.

Bennet was born in India, sorry.

I think you're forgetting that he is white.
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« Reply #1641 on: May 31, 2012, 12:25:55 pm »
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There should be a Self-Parody Goldmine for stuff like this:

Shops Hot Topic

I thought that's what the Irony Oremine would be for, but it never seems to take off.
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It's still rather frustrating when you consider how many people with far better work histories than Jeff have to spend months or years unemployed before they finally get an offer.

Life is not fair.
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« Reply #1642 on: June 01, 2012, 09:40:05 pm »
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The mod community now has zero credibility left.

click for context.
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« Reply #1643 on: June 02, 2012, 12:27:20 pm »
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how many death points would I get for posting the picture?

all of them, and probably several death threats too.
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« Reply #1644 on: June 03, 2012, 02:06:54 pm »
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i know, posting anything brtd is basically cheating but..

In the program today:

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On Sunday, July 29 we will hold child dedications and baptisms for all the new babies and new believers. If you are interested please sign up in the cafe by Sunday, July 1. If you have questions about baptism please contact this guy at email, or this girl at email for child dedications.

Cheesy
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That has got to be one of the most retarded proposals I have read on this forum.

Don't worry, I'm sure more will crop up shortly.
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« Reply #1645 on: June 03, 2012, 04:07:31 pm »
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DC will be more Republican in 2012 than it was in 2008, after all, Romney is well liked by black Americans.
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« Reply #1646 on: June 03, 2012, 10:53:21 pm »
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It was 5 1/2 years for me.

Popular T-shirt at my university: "Graduating in 4 years is like leaving the party at 10 o'clock."

I have a suspicion not leaving the party at 10 o'clock when they really should is a big part of the reason many people don't graduate in 4 years.
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Obama High's debate team:

"Now let me be clear...I...I...um...uh...now let me be clear.  I strongly condemn the affirmative in the strongest possible terms, and I am closely monitoring their arguments.  Let me be clear on this."
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« Reply #1647 on: June 03, 2012, 10:54:46 pm »
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That belongs in the good post thread.
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« Reply #1648 on: June 04, 2012, 12:20:25 am »
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Good luck, Assad!  If at first you don't succeed, I'll slam your head in a car door try, try, try again!
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Real Americans (and Big Sky Bob) demand to know.


I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.
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« Reply #1649 on: June 04, 2012, 09:05:36 am »
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DC will be more Republican in 2012 than it was in 2008, after all, Romney is well liked by black Americans.

I bet you had a hard time deciding which thread to clip this into, since it fits every category. Smiley
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And let's be honest, Obama could take a selfie of his junk in the bathroom mirror with his BlackBerry, have it transferred to canvas and you'd have people saying it ought to be hung in the National Gallery.

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