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« Reply #1850 on: August 03, 2012, 10:07:59 pm »
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That's more bumper stickers than even Mitt Romney needs for his cars.
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Better blowjobs than no jobs.

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Obama is the yeast in the brew that is currently fermenting the toxic, gases pond scum that has taken over the governance of His’ Federal rule.
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« Reply #1851 on: August 04, 2012, 07:03:18 pm »
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Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on August 04, 2012, 04:29:22 am
Andy Borowitz is having a field day with that:

Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: "He's the only person who's assumed more positions than I have."

Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: "I respect someone who opens their mouth without thinking."

Jenna Jameson on Romney's tenure at Bain Capital: "There's nothing more American than screwing people you don't know for money."

Jenna Jameson's campaign advice to Romney: "When things get hard, suck it up."
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« Reply #1852 on: August 04, 2012, 11:56:27 pm »
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Uh, language, please?  School kids may read this thread...

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And, yes, school has started for the Oklahoma City School District (August 1).
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« Reply #1853 on: August 05, 2012, 09:14:12 am »
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You better hope Obama wins.... Romney would approve your extradition to Thailand to face stalking charges
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« Reply #1854 on: August 05, 2012, 09:53:03 pm »
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I watched Aladdin quite recently and they said this several times. Old Disney movies are cringe-inducingly racist.
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
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« Reply #1855 on: August 06, 2012, 08:32:29 am »
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I watched Aladdin quite recently and they said this several times. Old Disney movies are cringe-inducingly racist.
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« Reply #1856 on: August 06, 2012, 09:28:07 am »
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My current running theory is that Obama and Romney are actually the same person.  That one person is the same trickster god Joseph Campbell used to tell stories about.  The god wore a hat that was colored differently on different sides, and walked back and forth through the village and had everybody confused about who he was, and when the villagers came to blows over his real identity and were brought before the judge, the trickster god showed up, laughed at everyone, and confessed, saying: "spreading strife is my greatest joy."  So, I'm hoping for a razor-thin election night, lasting until the wee hours of the morning, leaving everybody mad and exhausted and accusing one another of high treason, and when a winner is finally declared, the concession speech and acceptance speech will actually be the same one event, and the one guy who has played the part of both Romney and Obama, wearing a hat with a corporate logo on one side and a community organizer logo on the other, will saunter up to the podium, point at the audience smartly, and say: "made ya look!"
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« Reply #1857 on: August 06, 2012, 12:21:18 pm »
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What's your beef with immigrants?

My uncle (auto-mechanic) lost job because of them.

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« Reply #1858 on: August 06, 2012, 12:49:09 pm »
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Talk about being duped.
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« Reply #1859 on: August 06, 2012, 02:28:00 pm »
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The unique misfortune of the Palestinian refugees is that they are a weapon in what seems to be a permanent war...today, in the Middle East, you get a repeated sinking sensation about the Palestinian refugees: they are only a beginning, not an end. Their function is to hang around and be constantly useful as a goad. The ultimate aim is not such humane small potatoes as repatriating refugees.
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« Reply #1860 on: August 06, 2012, 02:58:08 pm »
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« Reply #1861 on: August 06, 2012, 05:33:02 pm »
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So, what will the Romney camp do with all this money ?

Based off past experience, my guess would be: use it to leverage the campaign into record levels of debt, pay themselves some obscenely large salaries, park a ton of of cash in off-shore tax shelters, and then walk away whistling with their hands in the pockets while the campaign crashes and burns behind them before declaring bankruptcy? Cheesy
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« Reply #1862 on: August 06, 2012, 08:17:56 pm »
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Vice President - Atheist2006 (D-DE)

Secretary of State - t_host1 (O-AR)
Secretary of the Treasury - Wonkish1 (R-WI)
Secretary of Defense - CaDan (?-??)
Attorney General - WhyteRain (?-??)
Secretary of the Interior - BigSkyBob (R-MT)
Secretary of Commerce - Landslide Lyndon/px75 (I-GR)
Secretary of Labor - Krazen (R-PA)
Secretary of Heath and Human Services - TheGlobalizer (I-NM)
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development - milhouse24 (?-??)
Secretary of Transportation - thrillr111 (D-OH)
Secretary of Education - Vermin Supreme (O-AU)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - ModernBourbon Democrat (L-PL)
Secretary of Homeland Security - nhmagic (R-NH)

Chief of Staff - Politico (?-??)
UN Ambassador - NY Jew - (R-NY)
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers - Bandit (G-KY)
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« Reply #1863 on: August 07, 2012, 02:09:23 pm »
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« Reply #1864 on: August 07, 2012, 04:46:49 pm »
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« Reply #1865 on: August 07, 2012, 06:48:35 pm »
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« Reply #1866 on: August 07, 2012, 07:19:06 pm »
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Quote from: Holmes on August 07, 2012, 04:57:07 pm
Who cares, the summer games blow.

No reason to be bitter because the London weather has been more suitable for the Winter Olympics than Vancouver's was two years ago.
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« Reply #1867 on: August 07, 2012, 09:48:01 pm »
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Better blowjobs than no jobs.

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Obama is the yeast in the brew that is currently fermenting the toxic, gases pond scum that has taken over the governance of His’ Federal rule.
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« Reply #1868 on: August 08, 2012, 07:34:56 am »
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The problem with Republicans and Jewish voters is that there are little nuggets of things the two agree on amidst a slew of things they generally do not. It's like having a giant bowl of Lucky Charms. The hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and dubloons are Israel. The bland, packing material-like cereal filler is everything else. Mitt can try to waste time digging through to find all the marshmallow bits and put them all in a bowl, but if he eats them, it won't be enough to make a meal out of and he'll probably get diabetes.
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Quote from: Politico on February 12, 2012, 07:59:23 pm
While Obama was snorting coke and memorizing Marx, Romney was out there helping people and building success.
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« Reply #1869 on: August 09, 2012, 05:11:47 pm »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on August 09, 2012, 03:39:03 pm
This will probably be really stupid especially since I can't stand the unfunny fat Greek guy but I'll probably see it.

And I thought we were friends.  Cry

He probably meant px75.
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I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #1870 on: August 09, 2012, 08:10:46 pm »
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I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.
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« Reply #1871 on: August 09, 2012, 08:12:34 pm »
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I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.
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« Reply #1872 on: August 09, 2012, 09:47:07 pm »
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I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.
What makes this funny?

It's a Republican primary..
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« Reply #1873 on: August 09, 2012, 09:59:34 pm »
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I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.
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It's a Republican primary..

Wisconsin has an open primary, ham head.
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And you're a fucking asshole. How about you try actually contributing something to a debate at some point, or are you too busy kissing Rick Santorum's ass?
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« Reply #1874 on: August 10, 2012, 03:28:38 am »
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I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.
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It's a Republican primary..

Wisconsin has an open primary, ham head.
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