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« Reply #1900 on: August 16, 2012, 11:20:59 pm »
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But didn't Hegel tell us that thought moves through a cycle of thesis/antithesis/synthesis, where the synthesis takes elements of each of the preceding notions, in something akin to the following manner?  And did not Karl Marx dictate that, in addition to ideas, entire social and economic classes can and do operate in the same fashion, and that that is the base of history?

Thesis: Obnoxious Obama Hacks
Antithesis: Obnoxious Romney Hacks
Synthesis: 2012 Board

Simple dialectical materialism, the science of history.

Beautiful.

I knew you were going to Goldmine that when I was writing it.  I don't get why some people here say you're impossible to please, you're actually quite predictable.  It just requires writing jokes that go over the heads of 95% of people here.  Wink

While it's not bad, the problem with it for me is that it assumes that there is an equilibrium between the Obama Hacks and the Romney Hacks. I suspect one viewing of that infamous board - or for that matter US political discourse generally - would dispel any notion of that being the case.

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« Reply #1901 on: August 17, 2012, 10:12:06 am »
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« Reply #1902 on: August 17, 2012, 11:57:39 am »
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Everyone, if you see another poster with a very similar writing style to my own posting from one of several IP addresses in Massachusetts or (occasionally) New Jersey, that's my long-lost brother Ethan, the black sheep of our family who lives in the US Virgin Islands.
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« Reply #1903 on: August 17, 2012, 02:16:18 pm »
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Everyone, if you see another poster with a very similar writing style to my own posting from one of several IP addresses in Massachusetts or (occasionally) New Jersey, that's my long-lost brother Ethan, the black sheep of our family who lives in the US Virgin Islands.

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« Reply #1904 on: August 17, 2012, 04:42:27 pm »
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Hey, if Tesla was so smart, why wasn't he able to keep Edison from stealing his inventions, eh?  Gullible twit.  Edison showed true American ingenuity by jacking Tesla and making himself rich.  That's the kind of entrepreneureal spirit this country's all about.
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« Reply #1905 on: August 17, 2012, 04:47:28 pm »
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If anybody wonders why Britain is no longer a world superpower, please refer to comments of the NHS loving liberals/socialists in this thread.

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We don't like one of the cornerstones of our society [decline] being slagged off...

Fixed.

Hmm, I just want to clarify, if I may, but are you inferring that the National Health Service was behind the end of the British Empire?

No, I am stating that NHS is one of the cornerstones of the post-WW II decline. Had Churchill won the election of '45, with Britain never embracing socialism afterward, I am quite confident Britain would be much better off today than it is. To what degree better off is ultimately unknown. I suspect Britain would still be comparable to the superpower it was in the 1910s, for example, albeit to a lesser degree for obvious reasons.

If Britain hadn't adopted the NHS, it would still be a superpower. Too hilarious to be merely absurd.
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« Reply #1906 on: August 17, 2012, 06:02:03 pm »
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This is a niggardly thread.

A shame that a similar sounding but etymologically unrelated word gets tarred with the Nigger brush.
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« Reply #1907 on: August 17, 2012, 10:03:39 pm »
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Are there a lot of trolls on this forum?

Yes, and an increasing number of them are all you.
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« Reply #1908 on: August 18, 2012, 10:32:45 am »
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Grumps? I thought he was dead.
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« Reply #1909 on: August 18, 2012, 10:57:51 am »
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At first, I thought Mikado had posted that.
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« Reply #1910 on: August 18, 2012, 01:33:24 pm »
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Oh he would have if Lewis didn't think of it first Wink
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« Reply #1911 on: August 18, 2012, 02:15:04 pm »
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so it was dat summer
man it wuz a fukin bummer
i arrived at da beach
u fuked my best friend Leetch

due 2 dat i left da beech cryin
my car was old, muffler was a-sighin'
everything combined in2 one sullen mood
at dat point i jus put sum Weezy on and played Snood

but thru da days nd months da feelins didnt go away
ya u fuked Leetch and I made sure he had hell 2 pay
but i still missed u nd ur sweet touch
even tho u said that I neva let u speak much

so I set my sights on Dalton, Massachusetts
were u was livin with ur best friend Mark Malusis
fixed up the ol' humvee and started drivin
ten hours from Buffaloe but my tears werent cryin

six hours in im high as hell
snorted some of Big Z's opiates in a water well
cop pulls me over, asks for L & R
I pop that nigga's ass with a cap from afar

still drivin my buzz fadin
hold up a gas station
get sum newports nd gas nd OE
bitch behind the counter was named Chloe

now im angry as hell
chokin on a blunt and sippin OE 'til I can't spell
45 mins till I arive in Dalton
my vision is trippy nd my words are faultin

i get 2 ur door and u step outside
u got dat sexy look of surprise in ur eyes
ask me 2 come in nd i mean business
 all dis sh**t im movin in 4 christmas

u giv me da standard bullsh**t bout how sh**t's changed
i aint sorry dat ur daddy's skull & brains were rearranged
by my .22 dat night at the harbor
after dat sh**t ur family was livin in squalor

im gettin horny so i make first move
u say 'no' but i aint bout to take a clue
at which point u giv up nd i pound that ass
fuk u while we smokin Mark Malusis' grass

dis story's still bein written but i got wut i wanted
u nd me together my guts r getting flaunted
lets run this sh**t, u nd me babygirl
or else im destined 4 a long hard fall.
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« Reply #1912 on: August 18, 2012, 07:11:18 pm »
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« Reply #1913 on: August 19, 2012, 02:26:21 pm »
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Happy birthday Walt!
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« Reply #1914 on: August 19, 2012, 09:08:04 pm »
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Context:

Yeah, take The Mikado's word on that.




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« Reply #1915 on: August 20, 2012, 12:27:13 am »
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http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=157794.0
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« Reply #1916 on: August 20, 2012, 07:33:05 am »
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I always believed morman have no morals.

This is shameful.

They better not do this to Ronald Reagan.
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« Reply #1917 on: August 20, 2012, 11:22:05 am »
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Ask not what would Ronald Reagan do, ask what would Brian Boitano do.
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« Reply #1918 on: August 20, 2012, 11:28:14 am »
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I always believed morman have no morals.

This is shameful.

They better not do this to Ronald Reagan.

amazing
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« Reply #1919 on: August 20, 2012, 01:30:23 pm »
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I find it more bizarre that True Romance and Top Gun were directed by the same person.

RIP to the director of the former.
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« Reply #1920 on: August 20, 2012, 01:46:05 pm »
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Doesn't the FBI have anything better to do than a probe into naked swimmers? 

Is there anything better to do than probing naked people?
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« Reply #1921 on: August 20, 2012, 02:01:13 pm »
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I find it more bizarre that True Romance and Top Gun were directed by the same person.

RIP to the director of the former.

Wait, you got this joke, but not the exact same joke Lewis made when he wished happy birthday to WM but not Inks?
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« Reply #1922 on: August 20, 2012, 02:56:34 pm »
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I find it more bizarre that True Romance and Top Gun were directed by the same person.

RIP to the director of the former.

Wait, you got this joke, but not the exact same joke Lewis made when he wished happy birthday to WM but not Inks?

Oh! I get it now. Haha, nice. I thought they were making a joke about Mitty by just calling him Walt.
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« Reply #1923 on: August 20, 2012, 02:58:15 pm »
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Oh! I get it now. Haha, nice. I thought they were making a joke about Mitty by just calling him Walt.

THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT
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« Reply #1924 on: August 20, 2012, 03:36:10 pm »
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Yeah, but it has to include Atlas Forum users.

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