The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I just read the first 111 pages of this thread and have come to the conclusion that only someone with no friends would read the first 111 pages of this thread.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I just read the first 111 pages of this thread and have come to the conclusion that only someone with no friends would read the first 111 pages of this thread.

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[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I just read the first 111 pages of this thread and have come to the conclusion that only someone with no friends would read the first 111 pages of this thread.

On the contrary, only someone with many friends on the Atlas forum would want to read the first 111 pages of this thread

but I must ask, what's wrong with pages 112, 113, etc. ?

[tmthforu94]

I just read the first 111 pages of this thread and have come to the conclusion that only someone with no friends would read the first 111 pages of this thread.

I'd rather read 111 pages of pbrower's posting history than do that. Seriously.

[King]

This thread sucks now.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

This thread sucks now.

This thread needs emergency chemotherapy treatment.  Stat.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

party id:

D 42 R 37 I 16

2008:

D 39 R32 I 27

Junk nbc poll. again.

I'm looking forward to election night, when Democrats are oversampled one last time in the greatest junk poll of all.

If this is how he runs a campaign, imagine what a disaster a Romney presidency would be?

We wouldn't know what we would get from one day to the next.  It would be worse than flip-flopping.  I imagine there being Harriet Miers-type snafus on a weekly to monthly basis; constantly retracting decisions  and "trying something new" because they were so widely criticized and poor in the eyes of everyone.

I'm not a fan of Romney's flip flopping myself, he needs to grow a backbone, which McCain didn't have either. The only thing that flip flops more are flip flops themselves and pancakes.

Have you ever made pancakes? You flip the pancake one time. Your analogy, unsurprisingly, sucks.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I just read the first 111 pages of this thread and have come to the conclusion that only someone with no friends would read the first 111 pages of this thread.

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wat

Yeah I finished all my essays for school and so I go really bored so of course my first instinct would be to come to the Michael A Naso institute of comedy.

Although I didn't really read the first 111 pages, I kinda skimmed through them. It took me about 20-30 minutes total.

[Keystone Phil]

Students,

I want you to take note of this excellent piece of work.

You all take this sort of thing much too seriously; the forum is a hallowed ground of procrastination, not a matter of life and death. Please consider investing in lives.

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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm still amazed that Phil, a grown up man with personal and professional lives, cares so much about a thread on some obscure political forum.

[Keystone Phil]

I'm still amazed that Phil, a grown up man with personal and professional lives, cares so much about a thread on some obscure political forum.

...we have moved on, dude. And while I supposedly care so much, you keep talking about it and trying to pull these Jedi mind tricks. "No, this thread is done." Meanwhile, it isn't. Time for someone else to stop caring about it...

But you're right. I guess I should care more about posting pictures of cats doing "funny" things.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Did this guy just say I'm a baby that needed his blanket? At this is the same guy who lectured me (here and privately) about being immature and too combative? Wow. This guy is ridiculous.

He called 47% of the forum babies, not just you.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Did this guy just say I'm a baby that needed his blanket? At this is the same guy who lectured me (here and privately) about being immature and too combative? Wow. This guy is ridiculous.

He called 47% of the forum babies, not just you.

[Badger]

This thread sucks now.

This thread needs emergency chemotherapy treatment.  Stat.

Or maybe just taken behind the barn with a shotgun.

Phil, I appriciate the moral victory you feel you won keeping this thread alive another week, but maybe as OP you should just put the old girl out of her (and our collective) misery?

Whaddya say? I think most Goldmines have historically been put down when it reaches this level of bitchfest. I know it's hard, but every cute new kitten eventually turns into an old chronically ill cat....

[opebo]

Or maybe just taken behind the barn with a shotgun.

Phil, I appriciate the moral victory you feel you won keeping this thread alive another week, but maybe as OP you should just put the old girl out of her (and our collective) misery?

Whaddya say? I think most Goldmines have historically been put down when it reaches this level of bitchfest. I know it's hard, but every cute new kitten eventually turns into an old chronically ill cat....

I think it would be most amusing if the OP would close the thread just after Inks resigns. Ha ha!

[Keystone Phil]

The Institute doesn't close its doors, Badger. There's no reason why this should end.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Secretly taping an event is one thing (and potentially a crime), but then for Obama to pounce on it for political gain, is over the top. 

Romney should ask for an apology, and for Obama to pledge no additional dirty tricks in the campaign.  He should say it over and over again, and even start of the debate with asking for such a pledge and saying he will keep to one.

He needs to turn the perception of this on where it should be--the dispicable acts of the democratic party.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

^^^I thought winfield wrote that.

[Marokai Backbeat]

The country cannot run any longer with a 2nd Obama term.  The 47% takers and 53% makers are the population of the US.

Your username is "5280". Is that in reference to the number of times you were dropped on your head as a baby?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Thanks Redalgo. It is nice to know someone out there can use the word "perspective" properly.

I was using it properly.

As to Redalgo's response, Have you not considered what's fair for that child in the womb? Yes they shouldn't be taking those kinds of risks to get a girl pregnant. Why do you think I advocate abstainince education.

Improper verb tense. "I used" is what you should have said. You certainly did not use "perspective" properly. Do you know what the word means? And I believe you meant to say "abstinence", which should be followed by a question mark.

[Badger]

The Institute doesn't close its doors, Badger. There's no reason why this should end.

Really? Um, all the previous ones did eventually, but whatever.

[The Mikado]

It really is time for a new one, because these things are supposed to be short enough to be easily browseable after the fact and this one's way too big for said function.

Sadly, every time this thread gets put out of its misery, there's a colossal hissy fit, so whatever.

[Lief 🗽]

All the prior threads were mere goldmines. But this is an institute for learned men. Hopefully it is never shut down.

[bgwah]

This thread is usually restarted because someone wants to see their name as the thread starter more than anything...

[Platypus]

Indeed, so get over to my thread now please.

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Or, this thread is more of a joke than the jokes. Feel free to crerate your own Goldmines.