The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Alcon]

Dear students, faculty and staff,

I am writing you to serve notice that Mr. jmfcst is hereby expelled from The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy for inappropriate self promotion. This, as you know, is a serious offense and will not be taken lightly. We would kindly suggest, in an effort to help redeem himself and possibly gain re-admittance, that Mr. jmfcst instead engage in self promotion in the Atlas Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance and Bad Posts.


Sincerely,

Keystone Phil

[Alcon]

I feel a twinge of guilt or whatever over the Forum's continuous habit of making fun or light of this man, who obviously is not a fully functioning adult, and illustrates well the nebulous boundary between functional enough to be left alone and, not.

do you have many habits that aren't continuous?  is pretension one of them?

[Alcon]

chill out bro.  Maslow said that self-actualized people don't make humor at others' expense.  meanwhile you've gone so far as to overtly attack me on your own Board.  chill out bro.

I think you took my screwing with you a little more seriously than it was intended

[Alcon]

My new favorite method of J. J. Management: Don't even try

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Hawaii isn't the 'South'?

It's south, but not the South.  Note the capital.

Honolulu.

[Alcon]

The invisible county? Excuse me?

Kalawao County

Huh, interesting.

I feel they should have 9 delegates.

That caused a spit take...like the third in my whole life

[Alcon]

sounds as if this "child genius" wasn't so smart, afterall.