The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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I forgot about the Mexico Mitt.   When Romney wins in a 400+ electoral landslide in 2012, it was because people are yearning to vote for America's first Hispanic-American, Mormon-American, and Beautiful-American combined.  Romney makes John Edwards look like a hobo.

And you know what else?  Romney's upcoming landslide will be so huge, he might carry Mexico!

George Romney should have asked to get in-state tuition in Texas schools.

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Really? You think his last name is actually "Job's"? Come on, man...

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Jesus christ, guys, this isn't the men's room at the Republican National Convention.

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Yeah, unless they're bleeding all over the food or something.

I'm pretty sure that that applies even if they aren't HIV-positive.

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Okay, buddy! 3/4 of the political subjects discussed on these forums I could pound you into the ground on with little effort as many on here have already learned.

that whole thread is fantastic

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this struck me as funny

Paultards love snow.

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As long as you don't plan on going around apologizing for America...

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There's another Saturday night debate? How silly.

They are having it directly on SNL, to save time.

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The highest best [sic] I ever made was with a guy who was supervising a project when I was still in the lumber business... we bet $250 on who could make it longer after we each put 3 tablespoons of laxative in a cup of coffee and drank it.... I lost a lot of money that day

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Rumors flying that Romney has surged to 5.2 on the jmfcstrade.

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Backdoor Sluts #9

The book was better.

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Iowa's new district map kind of looks like a swastika.

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Just heard her announce that she's dropping out on the TV.

Even so, let's wait til we hear something from a reliable source.

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nothing new/distinct out of Professor, but I still lol'd.

Virginia's flirtation with the Democratic party looks like a one night stand.

You don't know the first thing about a "one night stand".

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BTW I found out that the woman who opened my heart to Christ is also a huge Ron Paul supporter so if I see her again another change might happen with me...

Paultarded BRTD would be an Atlas doomsday scenario.

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I love that 'make him feel subpar' line.

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RIVAL CANDIDATE SUFFERS FAMILY TRAGEDY

MITTBOT WILL RUN COMPASSION.EXE

SYSTEM ERROR

MITTBOT DOES NOT RECOGNIZE COMPASSION.EXE

REBOOT

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Gentlemen, please welcome a most unexpected visitor to these hallowed halls:

Santorum= Man on Dog
Romney= Dog on Car.

That was actually kind of amusing.

only because of the context; he posted it no differently than he would have his latest 'Harkin SafeD(47); ' autism spectrum therapy sesh but showed a flickering consciousness of the broader context.

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or at least, conscious that he is regarded as a troll and playing into it.

this largely describes Naso as well (though 'troll' is a harsh term in his case)

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funny cause it's true

...lunch is fantastic when it (1) involves alcohol, (2) lasts for at least 90 minutes and (3) involves friends.

What you have just described is illegal under neo-liberalism.  Get back to work!

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ELECTION 2092

Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

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Ray likes fishing, Caroline sings in a choir and Mike is a fan of French cinema. Mary is a bit of a recluse.

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This forum is beginning to scare me.

Just when you thought it was safe to surf the internet.

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good dark humor.

We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.

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I got invited to a KONY event on April 20th.  Sounds like we're gonna smoke pot to end child slavery.