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« on: February 14, 2012, 04:07:44 PM »
Quote from: C.U.M. (Conservatives Unite Moneybomb) on February 14, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
Quote from: Squad Up, Squad Out on February 14, 2012, 03:37:23 PM

Oh my God don't bring that up nononononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Angry

I lost my virginity last month.

Well, you beat me. I actually had in my mind a silent competition.
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 10:59:35 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=149051.0

The entire thread
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 07:50:08 PM »
Quote from: King on February 18, 2012, 03:06:19 PM
Really, there's no point in posting Politico anymore, but this one tickled me especially:

Quote from: Politico on February 18, 2012, 02:55:02 PM
That show Big Bang Theory is enormously popular among females. Chicks dig geeks. Chicks will dig Romney's geekiness.

Damn, beat me to it.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 04:24:09 PM »
Quote from: angus on February 22, 2012, 04:03:45 PM
It's immoral if you're a selfish brut and are not giving your old lady the high, hard one because you're always pounding it.  Lots of middle-aged guys are like this.  They know it's immoral.

On the other hand, if you've got a little energy left over after taking care of the family, or you are out of town and not expected to stand it up at attention like a soldier on command for anyone special, then it's generally not a problem.  Just lie back naked and squeeze one off in the hotel room and let the housekeeping staff deal with the fallout.  That's what I always do.



Thank you for making the funniest post I've ever read on this site ever.
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 08:10:51 PM »
Quote from: angus on February 22, 2012, 07:41:53 PM

I will not do it in a box,
I will not do it with a fox,
I will not cream into my socks
I just don't like to roll my rocks.

Try it, try it, you will see,
It's as easy as can be,
Spit can lube it, right on top,
Once you try it, you can't stop.

Hey, Sam I am, this is no jest,
Tossing, slapping, it's the best!
I like it since it's so much fun.
But what a mess when it's all done. 


From the same thread
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 09:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Moderate on February 27, 2012, 08:01:34 PM
Quote from: Politico on February 26, 2012, 12:48:06 PM
Grand total of 51 points, halfway to a permaban, and Moderator Review status for five days.

This is what we call, in the biz, a "good start."
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 12:07:15 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 10:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on March 01, 2012, 09:41:01 PM
I'm very much looking forward to the general election campaign:
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 02:12:02 PM »
Quote from: Beet on March 09, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
Good to know our esteemed President is ahead in the key swing state of North Flohioginia.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 11:20:54 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 12:19:19 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on March 17, 2012, 09:38:05 PM
I might be interested, but I'm about to head out for the night.  I'm celebrating St. Patrick's Day at a British-themed pub.  Perhaps I should celebrate the irony by trying to blow it up.
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »
Quote from: Gass3268 on March 21, 2012, 02:52:30 PM
Quote from: Earthling on March 21, 2012, 02:43:05 PM
Ask him about McDonnell helping Romney in Virginia and North Carolina when he is on the ticket.

In his case VP would stand for Vaginal Probe.
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2012, 05:49:59 PM »
Quote from: nhmagic on March 25, 2012, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: Etch-A-Sketch Voter on February 28, 2012, 11:45:55 PM
I'm still hopeful there are some interesting 3rd party choices, but with the options limited to those two...Obama....he has the better singing voice.
Lucifer had a great singing voice too...
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2012, 06:49:58 PM »
Quote from: clarence on March 23, 2012, 11:49:25 AM
Where do you think I learned my moves?

Click for context.
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2012, 10:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Sam Spade on March 25, 2012, 10:18:28 PM
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I like how he admits that he doesn't actually want to work.  lol
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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 02:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Nathan on March 27, 2012, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: krazen1211 on March 27, 2012, 01:10:54 PM
Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And, but for the interference with his arrangement, there would be no cause for such marriage. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix.

Also posted in the Deluge because it's the best illustration of Poe's Law I've seen maybe ever, especially considering its provenance.

This is the most blatantly racist thing I have ever seen someone post.
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 07:11:04 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2012, 10:35:47 AM »
Quote from: ○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└ on April 06, 2012, 01:37:27 AM
Christie will use his ninja superpowers to make Newark into a Republican stronghold.

Wait, ninjas don't weigh 400 pounds.
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2012, 06:13:13 PM »
Quote from: IDS Legislator Progressive Realist on April 10, 2012, 05:18:04 PM
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His vetoes on abortion regulations make him unacceptable to me.

Why is that so important to you?
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2012, 09:11:14 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on April 10, 2012, 08:46:18 PM
You should vote for Newt Gingrich.

- Has a transformational, profound vision.

- Catholic.

- Likes heterosexual marriage so much he's done it three times.

- Cheerful.
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2012, 06:29:38 PM »
Quote from: King on April 11, 2012, 06:00:15 PM
Cracker Barrell and Church's Chicken are polar opposites? That's racist.
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« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2012, 08:37:25 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2012, 03:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Mideast Assemblyman JCL on April 15, 2012, 03:30:07 PM

Obviously to aid the Christians (like Bonhoffer) who opposed Hitler. Also as a racial minority (Amerindian) even the Anglo/German side of me wouldn't protect me from losing God given civil liberties.
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2012, 03:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Bacon King on April 27, 2012, 02:51:42 AM

I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2012, 03:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Senator-elect wormyguy on April 27, 2012, 03:23:32 PM
Quote from: Senator Scott on April 27, 2012, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: Bacon King on April 27, 2012, 02:51:42 AM

I don't get it. What's so reprehensible about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes? Huh

Recycled South Park joke dude.

Ah.  I don't watch that show. Tongue
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