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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« on: August 13, 2011, 03:49:20 AM »
Quote from: Chaddyr23 on August 11, 2011, 05:51:52 PM
Not trusting a polling company that's only an X away from marxist!
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on August 23, 2011, 03:30:41 PM
I hope they asked about Obama, not Osama.

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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 10:13:20 AM »
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Mitt Romney, quoted by Politico, on David Axelrod's comment that Obama's re-election was going to be a "titanic struggle."
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2011, 04:19:02 AM »
I think that belongs here:


Smiley
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 02:44:25 AM »
Click for context:
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 06:50:04 AM »
From the NFL pick em:

Quote from: We Remember - 70 years ago on November 08, 2011, 07:40:33 PM
Giants (6-2) at 49ers (7-1) - San Francisco Giants
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 07:02:06 AM »
Quote from: Χahar on November 10, 2011, 06:57:06 AM

I love how completely incomprehensible that selection is. The San Francisco Giants haven't played at Candlestick Park since 1999.

There are actually Giants in SF ? Too bad though for BushOK that they are in the wrong sport ... Tongue
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 01:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on December 20, 2011, 11:38:31 PM
My general impression of Austria is that it is a very conservative country + Vienna.  It's not conservative in the bible thumping, slain in the spirit, I'ma kill u cuz u gay type of way... but in the "oh, we have Thursday off from class because it's St. Barniferous day.. the saint that saved the village of Rottenegg from a cholera epidemic in 1322 by holding the entire population in isolated holding cells with no water to drink for 5 days!

LOL
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2012, 03:53:10 AM »
Quote from: Antonio V on February 21, 2012, 06:13:49 AM
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ELECTION 2092


Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

What happened to the upper East Coast, population-wise ?

Asteroid impact in the Atlantic in the 2060s, followed by a 1/2-mile high tsunami ?

Or did the New Yorkers all go to the moon, like they do with Florida now ?
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2012, 12:50:40 PM »
Quote from: Charles Barton, Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario on May 26, 2012, 12:22:03 PM
Quote from: Den stygge kjøkken on May 26, 2012, 09:12:09 AM
Quote from: Averroës Nix on May 25, 2012, 10:40:15 PM
Oh, no, no, no. Homely just needs to find a girl who'll appreciate his cartographic talents. Someone with whom he can pass the evening cuddled up alongside an atlas.



Why the hell is she looking at a topographic map of Cyprus?

This is exactly the sort of problem that the Professor is trying to fix. Why the hell are you looking at the map instead of the woman?
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2012, 11:53:24 AM »
Quote from: Franzl on July 07, 2012, 04:39:42 AM
Will he look for a BMW at a souvenir shop?
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 02:46:52 PM »
The Inks-ian hubris often amuses me ... Wink
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