The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Platypus]

Um, miningness is where?

[Platypus]

The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

Px doesn't really count (as he explained). Badger doesn't either. As for the rest, I don't have feuds with the deranged.

Was I nothing to you? :,,(

[Platypus]

A true story, but in the first entendre

[Platypus]

srly stop it

[Platypus]

Read it, is good n shet.

[Platypus]

srly guys it's not funny any moar :/

[Platypus]

It's between Dr. Paul and Mitt.

Why don't you call him Congressman Paul or Representative Paul?

He can't spell those.

Which is hilarious in itself, but it gets better with:

It's between Dr. Paul and Mitt.

Why don't you call him Congressman Paul or Representative Paul?

He can't spell those.

Yes I can. I just choose to call him Dr. Paul.

[Platypus]

I gave you all a couple of months to post this bit of hilarity, and you failed me.

Context is key.

second from the right.

[Platypus]

I don't get it.

Post as a near-synonym for column, at a forum.

[Platypus]

Well obviously it's not as funny as I thought if I have to post it here myself, and then explain it, but I thought it was hilarious. So stop being racist.

[Platypus]

[Platypus]

Global warming made it more like northern Quebec, climatewise, and the Canadian and northeast Americans largely moved to the rockies as climate refugees as they were warming but still had bountiful supplies of clean, fresh water?

Or sumthin'

[Platypus]

I, Keystone Phil, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Vice President of Atlasia and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

Congrats.

[Platypus]

I, Keystone Phil, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Vice President of Atlasia and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

Congrats.

I don't understand why this is here. Is it meant to be a preview of the iconic Winfield Series?

It made me chuckle, and yes.

[Platypus]

Context:

We did a poll once.

[Platypus]

Who cares, the summer games blow.

No reason to be bitter because the London weather has been more suitable for the Winter Olympics than Vancouver's was two years ago.

[Platypus]

Could someone sum up for me the drama I missed yesterday?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease !

Phil called Xahar a "street rat". Someone pulled the racism card.  Phil got pissed and made some personall attacks.  Battle ensued.  15 or so posts were deleted.  I locked the thread thinking it was time for a new one.  People got pissed and wanted the old one back.  I realized people didn't want a new Goldmine and unlocked the thread.

Pretty much, yet people are still getting their knickers twisted. Honestly, I've never understood this total inks hatred.

In any case, there has been zero funny for days. New thread time.

[Platypus]

Indeed, so get over to my thread now please.

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Or, this thread is more of a joke than the jokes. Feel free to crerate your own Goldmines.