The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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The usual suspects destroying another comedy thread.

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I can tell you first hand, there is a silent but angry white male vote out there

How many angry white males are silent is what I want to know? I mean, is CARL silent?

When he takes his medication.

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Just because you go by the name "Smash" on the Atlas Forum, it doesn't mean you should take that to heart while on the road

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Another gem from King of Comedy.

When your top billed star is named Kitsch, how can you possible go wrong?

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On who's the forum's most intellectual poster.

GusChiggins, easily.

This is a serious question.

As a side note, do you have any links to the stuff Gus posted?

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Krazey and BigSkyBoob have found their Holy Spirit.

 The other night I was thinking of this thread when these two, Juan Williams of fox news a big Obama defender telling Shepard Smith, another Obama supporter, agreeing that future generations indebtedness for their 401k’s staying solvent was the most important reason why the country must incur trillions more in debt.
  Meanwhile, a growing number of SS recipients are making big batches of margaritas, preparing their front row seats, for the price of giving up their checks to watch the Clinton progressive movement and the Obama Marxist assault on America die before their eyes. 

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It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

No way. Nym is a sweetie.
Must be Sam Spade. I think he is the leader of a concentration camp that exterminates "fags".

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Some asshole is using my name on the internet

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wonder if Kerry is going to bring his 8mm camera to film his exploits, or show off his purple heart he got for getting some egg shell in his eye from eating a tuna salad sandwich

You've been watching too many episodes of M*A*S*H.  Go spend some time with your wife and tell her what you'd like to do with her hot lips.

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Arguing with jmfcst is not particularly funny, no.

speaking of jmfcst:  he posts a lot of funny stuff, but it rarely makes it into this thread...why is that?  I know you think he is funny, so why cant yall give that dude some of the credit he deserves?

I don't make the comedy rules, but a good portion of your posts should be rocking the oh snap sulfur mine. 

but what about..



you didnt think KeepTheChange was a brillant punchline?  I mean, how low can you go to have your last 3 friends be: an archenemy, a new pain-in-the-arse, and a abandoned sock from two years ago?

Is there a shortage of meds at your area?

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Or ice cream.

What makes this even funnier is that it is brown and frothy!

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And Gustaf proves once again why he should be banned from any comedy threads.

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And Gustaf proves once again why he should be banned from any comedy threads.

That you can't understand anything beyond big boobs and hack articles doesn't really reflect badly on me, I'm afraid.

I suspect you didn't get why I found that post funny, which goes to prove that you should probably stick with the hot girls thread. It seems to be the only thread your intellect can grapple with.

Really, there wasn't any need to prove my point again.

(I stop here before Lief and Kal take me to the task)

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Has J.J. been getting into the bath salts recently?

Is that the latest euphemism about someone being a crackhead?

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We need a J. J. Goldmine of...something. The J. J. Wallbanger Institute?

Maybe they should name an entire wing at MENSA institute after him, dedicated exclusively at his analysis and political forecasts.

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If pictures emerged of Gaddafi's corpse being hung from a tree by his feet, J. J. would argue that as long as he's still vertical rather than horizontal, he still maintains some degree of control.  And then he'd post the latest gold prices for whatever reason.

Which might lead to a civil war, especially if some groups have reason to believe that Gaddafi isn't really gone. I'm curious about the next Rasmussen poll. We just might see real and permanent movement away from Obama because of this.

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That is actually what passes for a good time in Indiana, so the excuse is def legit.

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The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

I don't have a feud with Phil. We have our occasional brawls and pokes in the eye, but in the end we drink beer talking about football.

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I have great hopes for our new discovery Politico.

Shouldn't you be reading by now some miner's history book instead of wasting your time at an internet forum?

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I have great hopes for our new discovery Politico.

Shouldn't you be reading by now some miner's history book instead of wasting your time at an internet forum?

Hmm...?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=138012.msg3003437#msg3003437

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Where is Alcon?

Busy setting fires.

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Oakvale is first person from Ireland I've "met" who likes good music (referring to display name).

Oakcale seems more similar to a real life person than most other posters.

Typical Atlas poster:

WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PHOTO???

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cue the violin music.

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I opened this thread hoping to see some intellectual conversation, instead I find myself endorsing this cat for President.

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