The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Yelnoc]

Thanks for sharing this story, Teddy. It's really too bad that you're going to be banned soon.

I believe Teddy is protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act, as this is an American server.

[Yelnoc]

On our lack of female posters:

Perhaps we can remedy this by placing images of big black cocks in all of our signatures.

Actually, I can think of about 30+ people who would love that who are not females.......

Is that 30+ figure including you or not...

Thankfully your lips aren't moving after forming the O-shape they need to do their job.

[Yelnoc]

Context needed.  From same thread as the above

Obama 284
Perry 254

Yes.

[Yelnoc]

I'm voting Freedom Fighter just to spite you and your plan.

Yeah, I did too.  (In case that wasn't clear earlier.)

I'd concluded also that it was some sort of sociological experiment, because I can assume that snowguy knows that if one only wants attention there are better ways.  For example, one can post a seven- or eight-paragraph response in the middle of a serous thread wherein one appears to begin answering the question, but in reality is using the question only to segueway into a diatribe regarding his personal experiences, straying so far off topic that the attention whore appears to forget the original question, but actually the original question is only relevant to the attention whore as a device that unintentionally reminds him of something personal. 

[Yelnoc]

Do you think he will

                                                   that moving type feature is fun, isn't it?

My moving text is faster than your moving text. RAWN PAWL 2012
                                            Oh hey, I wonder if pictures can move with text too
HONK HONK ITS A CONVOY

[Yelnoc]

This entire thread:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=139636.0

Specifically this...

Actually how does he do it?  There must be some trick like translating something back and forth through several languages on google translate, or something like that.  No one could be this clever to just make that up.

The Arkansas to English translator is still in beta-mode.

[Yelnoc]

Torie- disagree that Bachmann is intelligent or that her uncompromising conservatism won't find fans in primary voters, especially Iowa caucusers.  Not hard so for her to convince them Newt, Cain, Romney, Perry are all unacceptable.  And she is even if not exactly what they want.  Santorum is competition for the same vacuum but I like her chances better than his to get traction.  Assuming she can avoid a campaign ending gaffe.  Big if perhaps.

 
get back Joe Joe...it ain't gonna happen.  we'd rather go with Romney than Bachmann

What part of her is damaged goods?

she comes across as a kok and doesnt know it, example when she said 999 was the sign of the devil.  also, her stuff about vaccines making people lose mind and dumb

[Yelnoc]

With incredible analytical insight like this, I'm amazed Mr. Patel isn't given his proper dues:

2014 Elections Republicans are going to try to regain control of the US Senate.

I wonder if anyone has bought the domain name nkpatel.com?

[Yelnoc]

I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.

What makes this funny?