The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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2021 AD:

BRTD: This is such a glorious day.  Gay marriage has finally been legalized via court mandate and that means I can finally be with my beloved opebo........FOREVER.
opebo: Oh god no.  To think I would approve of such a harmful and backwards institution as marriage, especially with you!
BRTD: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NANANANOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Overwhelmingly positive.

The rest of you guys who bash joke religions are the worst sort of people on this planet.  You are everything that is wrong with this world.  I would hope for your sake that you ask forgiveness from the Flying Spaghetti Monster lest Bob Marley decides you should spend your afterlife in a 1980's crime movie.

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Context:

Is Miley Cyrus a Virgin?

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So the only real people on the forum are Al, Dazzelman, JSJ, BRTD and Dave? What about me? Why was that thread locked anyway?

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What about that guy who needs help learning English?

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This is literally the most horrifying thread I've ever seen.

Could be worse.  We could get "How would the cast of Pac-Man have voted in 2008?"

Does Blinky's red color mean he's a red state Republican or a communist?  Is Pinky LGBT?

Psh, Pac-Man would've obviously voted Republican because he's a greedy bastard who wants to eat all the pellets!

This post is seriously tempting me to start a Pac-Man thread.

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Roch, 'tis a parody thread.

Anyway, I even made a map.

This was more to drive at the point that some of the recent threads on this board have been useless crap.

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No.  I try to pay as little attention to the junk NASA puts to indoctrinate the youth of America to push their parents to be in favor of wasting money on manned spaceflight.

Damn NASA wasting money trying to capture Pikachu!

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Also just like turning water into wine, Jesus could turn Rochambeau's entire posting history into one full of substance and valuable insight. Now that would be quite the miracle.

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Mod: Hey everybody, check out this post from the mod board.

Non-mod: That link just gives me an error message.

Mod: I wasn't talking to you.

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I don't get it.

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King's current signature:

He couldn't fit Mikado, Sam Spade or Nym, so the last one is up for interpretation.

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It has to be Nym.  I mean, it wouldn't make sense for anyone but the glorious leader to be the only one in color with clothes.

No way. Nym is a sweetie.
Must be Sam Spade. I think he is the leader of a concentration camp that exterminates "fags".

I think it's Dave, because he's the mod's boss.

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I think he'd pick Gary Johnson. But, they are from neighboring states (Texas and New Mexico), which makes it tough to carry the north. I think a northern libertarian may be his VP choice (if he magically wins the nomination), like Rudy Giuliani.

I'd run screaming if Ron Paul won the nomination.....

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Bass + Unclean vocals = Me
Vocals = BRTD
Drums = PiT
Lead Guitar = Mechaman
Rhythm Guitar = Inks
Keyboards/Programming = Cathcon

Have no idea if BRTD, PiT, Mechaman and Inks actually play these instruments.

lol.
I can't even play "Teen Spirit".

Why would you want to?  If you're going to play guitar, play good music... Join me and play acoustic

I never said anything about liking it.  Just that I suck that bad at playing guitar.

A dead monkey could play guitar better than Kurt Cobain.

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there's only two things that come out of Oklahoma...

Sir, you are no Louis Gossett, Jr. (And I'm certainly not Richard Gere.)

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Oh those persecuted Christians! 

I saw a picture of a sign that was really cute.

"Religion is like a penis.  It's nice to have one.  It's alright to be proud of it.  But please don't whip it out in public and show it to everybody and please, by all means, do not try to shove it down my childrens' throats."

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A few months from now:

BREAKING: MICHELLE BACHMANN WINS IOWA CAUCUS

Bachmann - 29.6%
Paul - 35.8%
Perry - 18.16%
Romney - 15.2%
Other - 1.24

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Dixieland will hold the nose and vote for a n against that damn Mormon Yankee!

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I'm deeply disappointed.  I clicked here expecting something like this:

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Context:

sounds like something Ron Paul would ask Ben Bernanke.

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I once had a dream sometime in 2005 that Ronald Reagan came back from the dead (literally) and ran for President in 2006.
Not only that but George W. Bush changed his party identification to Democrat sometime in late 2005 because "everybody likes Democrats now mkay?"  Almost immediately he becomes this diehard left wing granola eating liberal and decides to ban guns.
Ronald Reagan wins the 2006 Republican Primaries decisively and goes onto rape Bushie in the 2006 Presidential Election (don't ask me why it was taking place in 2006 it just did).
And he won over 500 Electoral Votes and afterwards all I heard in the background was Rocky montage music.

I swear I'm not making that up.

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None of you have a sense of humor.

Then again, this wasn't all that funny.

Herman Cain has an Atlas account.

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This whole thing. Lots of editing; whenever I took out a word, I tried to add one in nearby, and vice versa. Still, it should be grammatically correct, and the spirit of our words is still there.


Dear Herman Cain,

Why did you bang little boys all over the altar at church over the word limit, constituting a violation of the Kyoto Protocol? She took 999 with hot sauce (lol jk mustard). After the kidnapping, we watched porn while Congresswoman Michele Bachmann took a really huge poo. Anyways, please go tell Xahar STFU, because his cynicism makes me cry like Alexander Hamilton, not to mention my well endowed hail to manufacturing your pizza chain.

Prescription painkillers have been assigned by Conrad Murray, who still doesn't understand our love in the form we express it, which is ing gay. Past sentences make absolutely no sense, because some posters dislike such threads. Your Uncle Ruckus's thread sucks. Yeah, it totally does. BRTD is whining, for good reason. As Xahar said with great, great astuteness, this thread is terrible. Let's try to derail this trainwreck by cooking pizza and cutting taxes.

So, Mr. Cain, we love you like a wife who needs a man that is not afraid to suck your weird and pathetic pizzas. That said, those little boys are pizzas that taste very good. Your wife is black. That is purple down underneath the fuzzy coat that you stole from a bum like John Boehner, who is a piece of ****. But Rick Perry, who hates cancer, found Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi locked in a closet naked together with a prostitute and Burt Reynolds, who had prolapsed Jesus Christ's nipples, which were very hard and moist.

Then Ron Paul stripped totally nude. It was hot. He brought chicks with very firm, fiscally conservative ideas and large clitori, which were used

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How would you describe a mix between Libertas and Opebo ?

Did Charlie screw your sister or something?  That is very mean.

I meant in terms of political views, not about assholery.

Libertas was one of the kindest and most polite members I've ever encountered here, he just had no tolerance for idiots.

You mean he had problems of self-hatred ?