Let's Endorse the President

[Colin]

Harry's lost the Race
Court batte soon to come
KEmp shot; court shocked

A little Atlasian haiku for ya Nym.

har-ry's lost the race    5
court batt-le soon to come 6
K-Emp shot; court shocked 5

Here is a version that actually follows the pattern. (I say K-Emp not Kemp)

Harry's lost the race
Court battle soon to commence
KEmp shot; court shocked

[Nym90]

Harry's lost the Race
Court batte soon to come
KEmp shot; court shocked

A little Atlasian haiku for ya Nym.

har-ry's lost the race    5
court batt-le soon to come 6
K-Emp shot; court shocked 5

Here is a version that actually follows the pattern. (I say K-Emp not Kemp)

Harry's lost the race
Court battle soon to commence
KEmp shot; court shocked

Ah, ok, awesome.

I thought it was pronounced Kemp. I do say K-emperor when I think of his full name, but if I see Kemp, combined with a blue New York avatar, I just can't think of anyone but the 1996 GOP VP nominee.

[ilikeverin]

Dabeav nearly gave
ILV a heart attack
there's only an ulcer

[Gabu]

This is a haiku.
See, it has the right number
Of syllables here.

[Jake]

Vote for P-Brun-sel
He is clear-ly the grea-test
Pres-i-dent ev-er
 

[King]

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
King is da one for se-nate
Not Ga-bu-u-u

[ilikeverin]

Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish
Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku

[J. J.]

How about a limrick?

[ilikeverin]

There once was a man from East Timor
who was a part of the reserve officers training corps
so one day he said
"Counting for command processing overhead
there are approximately 87 days until Civil War"

[ilikeverin]

There was once a man named Henry David Thoreau
Who was not a part of the AFL-CIO
He did not believe
in taking a sabbatical leave
Instead, he drank a lot of Anisette de Bordeaux

[Gustaf]

There was a young man from Japan
Who wrote verses that never did scan
When people said so
He said "yes I know"
But I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can!

I just love that one.

[King]

I endores You

[Reaganfan]

I endorse President PBrunsel for a second term.

[Colin]

I endorse President PBrunsel for a second term.

Thats kind of expected Mike. If you didn't endorse the President then that would be news. But this? This is like making a statement saying that the sun shines or that Nym's a Democrat, it goes without saying. So I see no need for you to run around the forums announcing this.

[PBrunsel]

I endorse President PBrunsel for a second term.

It's nice to know that Mike, and I thank you for the endorsement but you are my most enthusiastic supporter so I knew you would enorse me.

[Reaganfan]

I endorse President PBrunsel for a second term.

Thats kind of expected Mike. If you didn't endorse the President then that would be news. But this? This is like making a statement saying that the sun shines or that Nym's a Democrat, it goes without saying. So I see no need for you to run around the forums announcing this.

Lose that smart-ass tone. I did nothing to you.

[Nym90]

I endorse President PBrunsel for a second term.

Thats kind of expected Mike. If you didn't endorse the President then that would be news. But this? This is like making a statement saying that the sun shines or that Nym's a Democrat, it goes without saying. So I see no need for you to run around the forums announcing this.

I am a Democrat.

I admit I'm partisan enough to make this comparison mostly accurate. :-)

[King]

I endorse President PBrunsel for a second term.

Thats kind of expected Mike. If you didn't endorse the President then that would be news. But this? This is like making a statement saying that the sun shines or that Nym's a Democrat, it goes without saying. So I see no need for you to run around the forums announcing this.

Lose that smart-ass tone. I did nothing to you.

Stop taking stuff so seriously...