Chapter Three: Buckets of Warm Piss

[homelycooking]

A count of the Northeast election:


Governor:

Napoleon 18 (Homely, Peeperkorn, Dallasfan, Scott, Napoleon, Snowstalker, Oakvale, Averroes, Polnut, Smash, Winfield, Redcommander, Simfan, Pyrofox, Nathan, Mondale, Snowguy, Cincinnatus)
Jerseyrules 6 (20RP12, wormyguy, Jerseyrules, Junkie, AndrewPA, Ghost_white)
Rowan Brandon 2 (cinyc, Rowan Brandon)
EarlAW (WI) 1 (EarlAW)

Assembly:

First count: QUOTA=5

Cincinnatus 6 (AndrewPA, Nathan, Junkie, Simfan, Homely, cinyc) ELECTED
Averroes Nix 5 (Snowguy, Napoleon, Averroes Nix, Oakvale, Polnut) ELECTED

Winfield 4 (Mondale, Pyrofox, Redcommander, Winfield)
Scott 3 (Peeperkorn, Scott, 20RP12)
Snowstalker 3 (Cincinnatus, Snowstalker, Smash)
wormyguy 3 (Ghost_white, Dallasfan, Wormyguy)
Jerseyrules 1 (Jerseyrules)
EarlAW 1 (EarlAW)
Rowan Brandon 1 (Rowan Brandon)

Second count: Redistribution of Cincinnatus surplus

Winfield 4.5 (Mondale, Pyrofox, Redcommander, Winfield, cinyc, Junkie, AndrewPA)
Scott 3.5 (Peeperkorn, Scott, 20RP12, Homely, Simfan, Nathan)
Snowstalker 3 (Cincinnatus, Snowstalker, Smash)
wormyguy 3 (Ghost_white, Dallasfan, Wormyguy)
Jerseyrules 1 (Jerseyrules)
EarlAW 1 (EarlAW)
Rowan Brandon 1 (Rowan Brandon)

Third count: Elimination of R.B., Jerseyrules, EarlAW

Winfield 4.5 (Mondale, Pyrofox, Redcommander, Winfield, cinyc, Junkie, AndrewPA)
Scott 4.5 (Peeperkorn, Scott, 20RP12, Homely, Simfan, Nathan, EarlAW)
wormyguy 4 (Ghost_white, Dallasfan, Wormyguy, Jerseyrules)
Snowstalker 3 (Cincinnatus, Snowstalker, Smash)
Exhausted 1 (Rowan Brandon)

Fourth count: Elimination of Snowstalker

Scott 5.5 (Peeperkorn, Scott, 20RP12, Homely, Simfan, Nathan, EarlAW, Snowstalker) ELECTED
Winfield 5.5 (Mondale, Pyrofox, Redcommander, Winfield, cinyc, Junkie, AndrewPA) ELECTED

wormyguy 4 (Ghost_white, Dallasfan, Wormyguy, Jerseyrules) ELECTED WITHOUT QUOTA

Exhausted 2 (Rowan Brandon, Smash)

[homelycooking]

Mr. homely, I wasn't aware you worked here but I certainly do have a top floor office awaiting you

Andrew asked me to check his count with mine, and I wasn't sure where to post the count details when I finished. Consider it an unsolicited submission.