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« on: August 01, 2011, 07:47:16 AM »
Have on it!
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 08:17:03 AM »
Yes, this is how it would go…

4 Early in the morning, Jesus was reading the Off Topic Board, but the posters did not realize that it was Jesus.  5 He called out to them, “Friends, haven’t you shot any rats?”
 “No,” they answered.
 6 He said, “Point your guns on the political left side of the forum and you will find some.” When they did, they ran out of ammo because of the large number of rats.
 7 Then opebo said to BRTD, “It is the Lord!” As soon as BRTD heard opebo say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off while skeezin' with one of opebo’s underage whores) and worshipped Christ by jamming to the antiChristian group The Thermals.
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 11:19:11 AM »
Yes.
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 01:50:05 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on August 01, 2011, 08:17:03 AM
Yes, this is how it would go…

4 Early in the morning, Jesus was reading the Off Topic Board, but the posters did not realize that it was Jesus.  5 He called out to them, “Friends, haven’t you shot any rats?”
 “No,” they answered.
 6 He said, “Point your guns on the political left side of the forum and you will find some.” When they did, they ran out of ammo because of the large number of rats.
 7 Then opebo said to BRTD, “It is the Lord!” As soon as BRTD heard opebo say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off while skeezin' with one of opebo’s underage whores) and worshipped Christ by jamming to the antiChristian group The Thermals.

That had potential to be funny, except it wasn't.

But to answer the original question, Jesus Christ is the only person who has ever lived worthy of being a moderator.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 02:37:46 PM »
Also just like turning water into wine, Jesus could turn Rochambeau's entire posting history into one full of substance and valuable insight. Now that would be quite the miracle.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 03:54:17 PM »
Quote from: We Neither Rise Nor Fall on August 01, 2011, 02:37:46 PM
Also just like turning water into wine, Jesus could turn Rochambeau's entire posting history into one full of substance and valuable insight. Now that would be quite the miracle.

Rising from the dead was easier, bro.
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 04:13:02 PM »
Quote from: We Neither Rise Nor Fall on August 01, 2011, 01:50:05 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on August 01, 2011, 08:17:03 AM
Yes, this is how it would go…

4 Early in the morning, Jesus was reading the Off Topic Board, but the posters did not realize that it was Jesus.  5 He called out to them, “Friends, haven’t you shot any rats?”
 “No,” they answered.
 6 He said, “Point your guns on the political left side of the forum and you will find some.” When they did, they ran out of ammo because of the large number of rats.
 7 Then opebo said to BRTD, “It is the Lord!” As soon as BRTD heard opebo say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off while skeezin' with one of opebo’s underage whores) and worshipped Christ by jamming to the antiChristian group The Thermals.

That had potential to be funny, except it wasn't.
sorry, bro, you're just impossible to parody, so I had to use your real life personality  Wink
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