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« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2011, 04:24:19 pm »
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I'm guessing we're not going to get a story that explains to us why his hatred of "liberal post-Columbine fear" and his fervent support of the Patriot Act are in no way conflicting stances.
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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2011, 04:39:08 pm »
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I was a trouble maker too, and could get angry, but I think class made a difference. I was clearly an upper middle class kid from "south of the boulevard," who was not afraid to make clear I would not be pushed around, so I was given a long leash. I was also not physical in the way Naso was. My dad wrote me 30 absence excuses at once, because I told him my first period biology teacher was a hopeless dumb and a joke, who could not even get the baby talk text book we used right. Thus I chose to sleep in. I got an ASS in that class, rather than an AEE, for non-attendance. Tongue  In any event, the teachers in general were not that political, some conservative, and almost all betas, particularly the men. But as opebo keeps reminding me, class does matter.

Great story Naso. I am quite enjoying it.
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2011, 04:40:29 pm »
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I was a trouble maker too, and could get angry, but I think class made a difference. I was clearly an upper middle class kid from "south of the boulevard," who was not afraid to make clear I would not be pushed around, so I was given a long leash. I was also not physical in the way Naso was. My dad wrote me 30 absence excuses at once, because I told him my first period biology teacher was a hopeless dumb and a joke, who could not even get the baby talk text book we used right. Thus I chose to sleep in. I got an ASS in that class, rather than an AEE, for non-attendance. Tongue  In any event, the teachers in general were not that political, some conservative, and almost all betas, particularly the men. But as opebo keeps reminding me, class does matter.

Great story Naso. I am quite enjoying it.

I was only violent when I stood up for myself after a physical assault.

It's very easy for those who are critical to attack me, demon me, and mock me and think I'm a joke. That's fine. But what I'm trying to get across is that from the youngest age, everything about liberalism, feminism, or the things that catered to them whether in our education system, through pop culture or otherwise, turned me off well before I even knew what liberalism or feminism was. This should be a clue that perhaps political ideology stems from a young age.

Of course, I was fronted the question about the Patriot Act vs. school security. Of course we needed to alter the way the law was after 2001 to help increase security, but to treat our own schoolchildren as if they're the enemy, then refusing to treat any child differently than the child at fault is absurd.
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2011, 04:58:58 pm »
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I haven't even read parts I or II...but the pictures alone are causing my brain to want to jump out of my skull and run away
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« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2011, 05:06:52 pm »
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Has Naso signed a book deal yet?
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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2011, 05:43:29 pm »
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Why does Naso seem to have a lot of spare-time recently?
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« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2011, 05:50:19 pm »
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Great stuff. This is already better than "Update."
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« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2011, 05:55:40 pm »
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Great stuff. This is already better than "Update."

I think I'd rather eat another bacon sundae from Denny's than to read either the update or the making of Naso....but I like Naso, dont get me wrong, as long as I can take a brief glance at what he is saying and move along....if you force me to read more than a sentence, I'm going to be climbing the walls from sheer terror
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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

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A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

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« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2011, 06:23:31 pm »
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Why does Naso seem to have a lot of spare-time recently?

Obamanomics.
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2011, 06:28:10 pm »
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Why does Naso seem to have a lot of spare-time recently?

Obamanomics.

Come on, let's be fair. The recession hasn't hit the restaurant business that hard.
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2011, 06:31:31 pm »
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Why does Naso seem to have a lot of spare-time recently?

Obamanomics.

Because Obama is a socialist vanguard who has changed every aspect that brought us to success under Republican leadership.
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« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2011, 07:27:45 pm »
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Great stuff. This is already better than "Update."

I think I'd rather eat another bacon sundae from Denny's than to read either the update or the making of Naso....but I like Naso, dont get me wrong, as long as I can take a brief glance at what he is saying and move along....if you force me to read more than a sentence, I'm going to be climbing the walls from sheer terror

Sorry, jmfcst, but you can't escape this at a Denny's.  Who do you think is going to be waiting your table (Naso) or be on a first date in the next booth (Bushie)?
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« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2011, 07:49:31 pm »
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Sorry, jmfcst, but you can't escape this at a Denny's.  Who do you think is going to be waiting your table (Naso) or be on a first date in the next booth (Bushie)?

I'd like to see peoples' expressions as they soak in their first glance at Naso as their waiter..."Hello, my name is Mike, I'll be your waiter this evening..." Wink
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Y_GLT4_9I

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2011, 07:49:57 pm »
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Wow, your criticism of the education system is just horrid, I'm sorry, it is. My mother and father were principals and if you don't like public education, private schools is always an option (and there is financial aid for those who qualify, in case you say you were not able to afford education like that.)
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2011, 07:53:37 pm »
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I don't know what's stranger. The fact that Naso thinks liberals don't say the word God, or that he posted this in the first place. Or maybe the fact this his view of the liberal ideology is all based on misconceptions and falsehoods that he actually believes.
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« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2011, 07:58:42 pm »
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He's clearly dangerous. His owner should have him euthanized.
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« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2011, 08:26:54 pm »
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PART TWO: Why I became a conservative


Sooo... much like a porn star an early childhood trauma has shaped your life.  Got it.
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« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2011, 08:28:58 pm »
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Sorry, jmfcst, but you can't escape this at a Denny's.  Who do you think is going to be waiting your table (Naso) or be on a first date in the next booth (Bushie)?

I'd like to see peoples' expressions as they soak in their first glance at Naso as their waiter..."Hello, my name is Mike, I'll be your waiter this evening..." Wink

jmfcst: "Hi, Mike.  I'll have the panca-"

Naso: "Pancakes remind of an influential moment in my life, circa 1998.  I was eating at a local IHOP with my mom, who was still sporting a wonderful big 80s hair despite the year, and ordered a medium stack with chocolate chips.  I was going through a bit of a chubby phase, much like the character Rudy in later seasons of The Cosby Show.  The waitress, an obvious health nut leftist, looked at me rather odd when I placed this order.   When our food arrived, she returned--not with my medium stack of chocolate chip pancakes--but with a short stack of blueberry.  Ever since that particular incident, I have had no respect for the IHOP chain nor liberal diet policies such as the food pyramid."
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« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2011, 08:36:44 pm »
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It has the two things conservatives are best at:

Bringing up 9/11 and pretending you're being persecuted/acting like the victim.
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« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2011, 09:48:59 pm »
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The pictures he uses somehow just fit hilariously into the text!
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« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2011, 09:59:56 pm »
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God how much I would want some liberal psychiatrist to do an analysis of Naso's posts.
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« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2011, 10:41:10 pm »
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It has the two things conservatives are best at:

Bringing up 9/11 and pretending you're being persecuted/acting like the victim.

One of the things liberals are best at:

Complaining that conservatives play the victim card because they obviously have the monopoly on that business. How dare conservatives stoop so low!
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« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2011, 10:57:50 pm »
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Naso = This + Red Hair.
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« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2011, 11:21:29 pm »
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It has the two things conservatives are best at:

Bringing up 9/11 and pretending you're being persecuted/acting like the victim.

One of the things liberals are best at:

Complaining that conservatives play the victim card because they obviously have the monopoly on that business. How dare conservatives stoop so low!

This thread is hilarious. These posts have not been hilarious. Both of you stop degrading the thread.
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« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2011, 11:23:03 pm »
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I also must add that I love the fact that he gets his own ideology/mental disease/ism/whatever: Nasoism. How cool is that?
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