Newspaper article on NixonNow (humorous)

[2952-0-0]

PHILADELPHIA, PA (AP)
Philadelphia police say they have identified a corpse found in a Holiday Inn hotel room is that of NixonNow, who is wanted for the attempted murder of Supreme Court Chief Justice KEmperor. One officer who remained anonymous told the Associated Press, "His body had slits on the wrists, and was bleeding from top to bottom. And the New Jersey State Police informed us they had been tracking 'em through south and central New Jersey, and he crossed from Trenton [into Philadelphia] last night."

It is believed that Mr. NixonNow planned to assassinate a northeast Philadelphia politician in the next week. Records show NixonNow moved to Cuba to evade US investigators in September and reappeared near El Paso, Texas in October, under the name "Richard M. Nixon".

[Keystone Phil]

Wait...a Northeast Philadelphia politician....Was he after me?

[2952-0-0]

Well...maybe you, or IrishDem, or Supersoulty. Anyway, there are a lot of NE Phillyers here.

[Keystone Phil]

Well...maybe you, or IrishDem, or Supersoulty. Anyway, there are a lot of NE Phillyers here.

Super lives in western PA. Unless there are other members who have been lying/not telling us where they are from, IrishDem and myself are the only Northeast Philly people on the forum.

[Platypus]

Don't forget GirlGoneWild, Phil

[Keystone Phil]

Don't forget GirlGoneWild, Phil

"She" was from Center City, Hugh. (Center City is downtown Philadelphia).

[Jake]

I think JJ is from NE Philly.

[Keystone Phil]

I think JJ is from NE Philly.

I believe he's from North Philadelphia. There's a difference