A Real Free for All

[PBrunsel]

Well this is the lot of them. Inspired by republicanjew's poll I decided to put them all down in this huge, no holds, free for all extraveganza! The battle royal of 2000, who comes out on top?

The Contesestants:

Representing his dad...Governor George Walker Bush (R-TX)

Representing President Slick Willie...Vice President Al "The Albert" Gore (D-TN)

Hailing from "I fought in Vietnam"... Senator John McCain (R?-AZ), the original "Slim Shady"

Dribbling in from far, far-left field...former Senator Bill "The Dunkerooner" Bradley (D-NJ).

Hailing from "Snowballs's Chance in Hell"...

Ambassador Alan Keyes (R-MD/IL/Galaxies far far away)

Senator Oriin Hatch (R-UT)

Reagan Apointee Gary "I see where your hands are" Bauer (R-VA)

Businessman Malcom "The Steve" Forbes (R-NJ)

Bob Dole's Wife Elizabeth Dole (R-NC), who was also head of the insignifigant post of Secretary of Transportation.

Former Vice President James Dan "Potatoe" Quale III (R-IN/CA, he practically grew up in Pheonix)

Rep. John "K2K" Kasich (R-OH)

Senator Bob "Feel sorry for me" Smith (R-NH)

Writer and Nixonite Patrick "The Facist" Buchanan (Ref-VA)

Harry "Leagalise Pot" Browne (LB-TN)

Marxist turned Mussolini Lyndon LaRouche (Nutter-VA)

Gov. Lamar "Lamar"  Alexander (R-TN) John Ford really hates you!

Of course BRTD's favorite person on earth, Consumer Activist Ralph "Not Safe at Any Speed" Nader!

Now LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!