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Grumpier Than Thou
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« on: September 20, 2011, 06:30:53 PM »
I hereby proclaim myself to be Grand Master Sexgod of the state of Pennsylvania.

I also declare My Chemical Romance to be the official band of Pennsylvania and coffee to be the state's official drink.

That is all.

I totally stole this idea from Kal...I need to come up with my own goddamn material...
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 06:33:33 PM »
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 06:38:43 PM »

It's actually an Advil/Mucinex/Doxycycline cocktail type thing...I've been sick as a dog as of late.
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 06:50:04 PM »
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 06:30:53 PM
I totally stole this idea from Kal...I need to come up with my own goddamn material...

At least I'm an entire Alabama population.
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 06:55:23 PM »
Quote from: Cancer Man on September 20, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 06:30:53 PM
I totally stole this idea from Kal...I need to come up with my own goddamn material...

At least I'm an entire Alabama population.

I'm the entire PA teen population Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 07:06:53 PM »
Hope you feel better soon.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM »
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 07:18:53 PM »

Thank you Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM »
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 07:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

Grand Illusion and Pieces of Eight are awesome.  To bad they ruined it with songs like Mr. Roboto Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2011, 07:29:19 PM »

President Rick James, I wish you were running again.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2011, 08:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Cincinnatus on September 20, 2011, 07:20:15 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

Grand Illusion and Pieces of Eight are awesome.  To bad they ruined it with songs like Mr. Roboto Tongue

I speak of course of Renegade Tongue Again, something Pittsburghers will get.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM »
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
Probably not a good idea. Christie wouldn't be too happy with you.
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2011, 06:36:17 AM »
We now live in the same state. It's horrifying. ALSO, I override the MCR crap of being the official band of anything...ever.
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2011, 04:46:16 PM »
Quote from: yeoman shua on September 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
Probably not a good idea. Christie wouldn't be too happy with you.

Aww I love Governor Christie!

Quote from: AndrewPA on September 21, 2011, 06:36:17 AM
We now live in the same state. It's horrifying. ALSO, I override the MCR crap of being the official band of anything...ever.

Oh Andrew, you always know just how to spite an oblivious 15 year old Smiley
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 07:06:08 AM »
Quote from: Sweet Coffee Jesus And All That Is Caffinated on September 21, 2011, 04:46:16 PM
Quote from: yeoman shua on September 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
Probably not a good idea. Christie wouldn't be too happy with you.

Aww I love Governor Christie!

Quote from: AndrewPA on September 21, 2011, 06:36:17 AM
We now live in the same state. It's horrifying. ALSO, I override the MCR crap of being the official band of anything...ever.

Oh Andrew, you always know just how to spite an oblivious 15 year old Smiley

I SHALL EXPRESS MY FEELINGS FROM NOW ON TO YOU BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS. IT IS NOT THAT I WILL BE YELLING AT YOU, BUT I WILL JUST BE SPEAKING IN A LOUD, AND ANNOYING TONE, FOR I FEEL IT FITS. YOU ARE ONLY 15? JEEZ I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THE NEW GRAMPS. I'M GETTING OLD. STILL, MCR SUCKS. LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC.
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2011, 07:14:10 AM »
Quote from: AndrewPA on September 22, 2011, 07:06:08 AM
Quote from: Sweet Coffee Jesus And All That Is Caffinated on September 21, 2011, 04:46:16 PM
Quote from: yeoman shua on September 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
Probably not a good idea. Christie wouldn't be too happy with you.

Aww I love Governor Christie!

Quote from: AndrewPA on September 21, 2011, 06:36:17 AM
We now live in the same state. It's horrifying. ALSO, I override the MCR crap of being the official band of anything...ever.

Oh Andrew, you always know just how to spite an oblivious 15 year old Smiley

I SHALL EXPRESS MY FEELINGS FROM NOW ON TO YOU BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS. IT IS NOT THAT I WILL BE YELLING AT YOU, BUT I WILL JUST BE SPEAKING IN A LOUD, AND ANNOYING TONE, FOR I FEEL IT FITS. YOU ARE ONLY 15? JEEZ I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THE NEW GRAMPS. I'M GETTING OLD. STILL, MCR SUCKS. LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC.

I LISTEN TO ZEPPELIN AND QUEEN AND THE DOORS AND THE WHO AND KING CRIMSON, DOES THAT COUNT?
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2011, 09:50:53 AM »
In order to show my friendship toward Pennsylvania Sexgod, I hereby bestow an Order of Rising Cotton, Class 1, to him.

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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2011, 05:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Coffee Jesus And All That Is Caffinated on September 22, 2011, 07:14:10 AM
Quote from: AndrewPA on September 22, 2011, 07:06:08 AM
Quote from: Sweet Coffee Jesus And All That Is Caffinated on September 21, 2011, 04:46:16 PM
Quote from: yeoman shua on September 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
Probably not a good idea. Christie wouldn't be too happy with you.

Aww I love Governor Christie!

Quote from: AndrewPA on September 21, 2011, 06:36:17 AM
We now live in the same state. It's horrifying. ALSO, I override the MCR crap of being the official band of anything...ever.

Oh Andrew, you always know just how to spite an oblivious 15 year old Smiley

I SHALL EXPRESS MY FEELINGS FROM NOW ON TO YOU BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS. IT IS NOT THAT I WILL BE YELLING AT YOU, BUT I WILL JUST BE SPEAKING IN A LOUD, AND ANNOYING TONE, FOR I FEEL IT FITS. YOU ARE ONLY 15? JEEZ I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THE NEW GRAMPS. I'M GETTING OLD. STILL, MCR SUCKS. LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC.

I LISTEN TO ZEPPELIN AND QUEEN AND THE DOORS AND THE WHO AND KING CRIMSON, DOES THAT COUNT?

I DONT LIKE THE TONE IN YOUR VOICE YOUNG MAN.
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2011, 05:21:15 PM »
In order to express my futher solidarity with Pennsylvania, AndrewPA is hereby sentenced by the Empire of Alabama in absentia to triple electrocution, followed by three life sentences in Beechum County Jail.

So ordered
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Grumpier Than Thou
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2011, 05:32:47 PM »
Quote from: AndrewPA on September 22, 2011, 05:04:53 PM
Quote from: Sweet Coffee Jesus And All That Is Caffinated on September 22, 2011, 07:14:10 AM
Quote from: AndrewPA on September 22, 2011, 07:06:08 AM
Quote from: Sweet Coffee Jesus And All That Is Caffinated on September 21, 2011, 04:46:16 PM
Quote from: yeoman shua on September 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 20, 2011, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: Second Place Mo on September 20, 2011, 07:16:39 PM
My Chemical Romance?... Really?

You're not from the Pittsburgh area, I take it. If you were, obviously, you'd know it was Styx Tongue Or Donnie Iris.

I'm from a suburb of Philadelphia. I could literally spit out my window and hit New Jersey in the face.
Probably not a good idea. Christie wouldn't be too happy with you.

Aww I love Governor Christie!

Quote from: AndrewPA on September 21, 2011, 06:36:17 AM
We now live in the same state. It's horrifying. ALSO, I override the MCR crap of being the official band of anything...ever.

Oh Andrew, you always know just how to spite an oblivious 15 year old Smiley

I SHALL EXPRESS MY FEELINGS FROM NOW ON TO YOU BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS. IT IS NOT THAT I WILL BE YELLING AT YOU, BUT I WILL JUST BE SPEAKING IN A LOUD, AND ANNOYING TONE, FOR I FEEL IT FITS. YOU ARE ONLY 15? JEEZ I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THE NEW GRAMPS. I'M GETTING OLD. STILL, MCR SUCKS. LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC.

I LISTEN TO ZEPPELIN AND QUEEN AND THE DOORS AND THE WHO AND KING CRIMSON, DOES THAT COUNT?

I DONT LIKE THE TONE IN YOUR VOICE YOUNG MAN.

My apologies, m'lord.
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2011, 05:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Cancer Man on September 22, 2011, 09:50:53 AM
In order to show my friendship toward Pennsylvania Sexgod, I hereby bestow an Order of Rising Cotton, Class 1, to him.

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HELL YES.
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2011, 07:48:50 PM »
Thank you ladies and gentleman of Pennsylvania. It has been a tough but meaningful journey representing you in the Atlasian Senate. I appreciate the work in making my job easier.

I will continue to represent the other nine states of this region.
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2011, 05:36:51 AM »
Quote from: Wolf Haley on September 22, 2011, 07:48:50 PM
Thank you ladies and gentleman of Pennsylvania. It has been a tough but meaningful journey representing you in the Atlasian Senate. I appreciate the work in making my job easier.

I will continue to represent the other nine states of this region.

-salute-
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