Which wing of the NSDAP best suits you?

[angus]

Here's another great quiz.  (Ignore the grammatical mistakes and the awkward phrasing.)  

http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=cloirsnt


Which Nazi are you?

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Rommel, apparently.

[angus]

I'm propaganda minister Josef Goebbels.  

I noticed there aren't any of those guys who were killed in the Night of the Long Knives, so the left wing of the NSDAP isn't really represented.  I suppose that's why Stalin was one of the possible results.  If you would rather waste the puppy than take him home, then maybe you get Stalin. 

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I wanted to be Joseph Goebbels

[Peeperkorn]

I knew it was going to be Goering and yes, i'm the Reichsmarschall.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Apparently, I'm Stalin.

[republicanism]

I noticed there aren't any of those guys who were killed in the Night of the Long Knives, so the left wing of the NSDAP isn't really represented. 

Röhm is an option in the test.

Oh, and I'm Rommel/Göring tied for first place, Goebbels second.

[Peeperkorn]

I'm propaganda minister Josef Goebbels.  

I noticed there aren't any of those guys who were killed in the Night of the Long Knives, so the left wing of the NSDAP isn't really represented.  I suppose that's why Stalin was one of the possible results.  If you would rather waste the puppy than take him home, then maybe you get Stalin.  

Goebbels was at first a follower of the Strasser brothers, the leftist, northener wing of the party. He began to adore Hitler quite late, right before his designation as Gauleiter of Berlin.

[angus]

I wanted to be Joseph Goebbels

Ah, well.  I wanted to be Rudolf Hess. 

[Free Palestine]

Apparently I'm an SS member.  "You're Stalin" came in second.

[angus]

Röhm is an option in the test.

Ah, yes.  I guess he was assassinated then.  I looked it up and apparently Long knife night was originally known as Röhm-putsch.  Okay.

Goebbels was at first a follower of the Strasser brothers, the left-wing, northener wing of the party. He began to adore Hitler quite late, right before his designation as Gauleiter of Berlin.

Good points as well.

Maybe Stalin is there just for fun. 

[TJ in Oregon]

I'm also Stalin apparently.

[Peeperkorn]

I'm also Stalin apparently.

Traitor!

[angus]

OKcupid has a nazi test as well, even more silly that the selectsmart one:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test

Scroll down to the green NEXT button and click there.  At the end they want to say whether you're a male or female and some other stuff, because it's a dating site, but you can just make information up and then click Show Results.

I get "The Resistance"

"...You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic.  Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)!  You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Führer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors..."

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Goring.

[Peeperkorn]

You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the dark side.

And you are pretty dead.

[ilikeverin]

Stalin.  A lot of things were tied for second for me.

EDIT, also:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil sh**t was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Cowardice?  Yeah, sounds about right.

[angus]

You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the dark side.

And you are pretty dead.

Pretty much.  Like I said, that one is an even more silly test.  "Oh, yeah, if those bastards started to harass me I'd give 'em what's what."  Yeah, right.  Everyone's a freedom fighter in the abstract, but let a couple of jackbooted men with guns show up at the door and all of the sudden everyone becomes fairly docile.  

These quizzes are fun, and presumably everyone takes them seriously enough to answer honestly, but they're just for entertainment value. 

Next up:  The 100-point sexual purity test. 

(Or maybe not.)

[tpfkaw]

Göring

and

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil sh**t was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



Interesting, last time I took it (c. a year ago) I was the resistance.

[© tweed]

didn't take the test, but voted Hess because a) he is legitimately my favorite and b) I like the Joy Division song about him.

[Peeperkorn]

didn't take the test, but voted Hess because a) he is legitimately my favorite and b) I like the Joy Division song about him.

Their only great song is disorder, why do you remember the others?

[© tweed]

didn't take the test, but voted Hess because a) he is legitimately my favorite and b) I like the Joy Division song about him.

Their only great song is disorder, why do you remember the others?

c'mon, this is the best post-punk has to offer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVG2WUlLyw

[Ban my account ffs!]

Göring followed by a three way tie of Goebells, Rommel, and Hess.

Least like Rohm and an SS member.  THe other four are tied for the middle.

[Peeperkorn]

didn't take the test, but voted Hess because a) he is legitimately my favorite and b) I like the Joy Division song about him.

Their only great song is disorder, why do you remember the others?

c'mon, this is the best post-punk has to offer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVG2WUlLyw

I prefer New Order. But when I was 16 I woke up every morning with Disorder. Dat ending.

[Bacon King]

First test: Goring, followed by a Stalin-Rommel-Goebbels tie.

Second test: The Resistance (31% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic)