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« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2004, 01:18:13 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on December 21, 2004, 09:40:34 AM
argh, this whole "congressman" thing is so stupid...why does John get to blatany defy the constitution but no one else.

Alcon, forget this silliness, but run for Senate!  If 2 of the 3 giants went down in December, knock out the third in February!

Alcon and JFK are too much alike to run against each other
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2004, 03:14:45 PM »
Alcon please state your position on "bringing Light" to the forum.
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« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2004, 05:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Vice President Keystone Phil on December 21, 2004, 03:14:45 PM
Alcon please state your position on "bringing Light" to the forum.

As I have previously stated, it seems that it is getting darker at earlier hours this winter. This is unacceptable.

I will use the money trees to buy each and every citizen of Atlasia an 100-watt bulb. Although this is less preferable artificial light, it is still light. And, in the words of Congressman John, light is Good & good.
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« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2004, 05:25:48 PM »
Do you have fire in your bones Alcon?

Do you resent fat people?

lol
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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2004, 05:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Senator StatesRights on December 21, 2004, 05:25:48 PM
Do you have fire in your bones Alcon?

Do you resent fat people?

lol

I have fire in my bones. And liquid justice.

Although I do not resent fat people, I believe it is necessary that they lose wait. Through my plan, we would roll pork barrels down hills and make fat people chase after them, although they couldn't eat them. This way, we could allow them to lose wait while at the same time making use of expired pork barrels.

There may be a problem with fat Jewish people, though.
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« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2004, 05:35:29 PM »
why Dont you Like Johns words? John should Be in congrus over Any democart. John lets Us have relegon.
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« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2004, 05:38:31 PM »
Quote from: AndrewBerger on December 21, 2004, 05:35:29 PM
why Dont you Like Johns words? John should Be in congrus over Any democart. John lets Us have relegon.

John is a great leader but there are some shocking statistics:

- During John's administration, pork barrel production has fallen 120%.
- There is still darkness, especially at night. This is a major problem.
- John has proposed no bills.
- In 100% of the congressional sessions so far, John has been absent.
- John cannot dance.

I am sure you will be shocked by the pure statisticism of these statistics.

I hope to work with John closely for future legislation after I hand him his rear end on a plat-I mean-err-vote Alcon.
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« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2004, 05:56:20 PM »
You are incorrect, John is responsible for 100% of all House bills, including the Faith Act.
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« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2004, 06:06:53 PM »
Shut Up Alcon

John will bring light
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« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2004, 06:13:46 PM »
I see the light!
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« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2004, 06:18:17 PM »

Its prity
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« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2004, 06:41:11 PM »

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad !!!!
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« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2004, 06:53:47 PM »

But John is only 60 Watts of light.

Alcon will bring 100 Watts.
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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2004, 01:54:30 AM »
Sure he can.
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