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« on: October 19, 2011, 12:33:09 am »
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The political nerd in me has always wanted to see what goes on in presidential caucuses.  Next year is the first election in which I'll be living in a state that has them.  Whereas Democratic caucuses in Nevada are open to unaffiliated voters like me, for obvious reasons they also won't be taking place next year.  Meanwhile, the GOP caucuses are closed, soooo... I've officially switched my registration to Republican.

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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2011, 12:35:06 am »
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I'm kind of curious about attending the caucus here actually since the DFL one won't be notable for even the downballot stuff, though I'd feel dirty having it on file anywhere that I ever voted or attended a Republican caucus and getting on their mailing list. Plus I already sort of know that it'll just be a bunch of Ron Paul nerds anyway.

Ha you know I could attend wearing a band shirt, get high and have my clothes smelling of pot, and talk about Jesus at the caucus, and essentially be myself but still fit in perfectly.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2011, 12:35:22 am »
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2011, 12:42:19 am »
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Quote from: bullmoose88 on October 19, 2011, 12:35:22 am
Sign of the impending apocalypse?

Hey, somebody has to represent the 'fake (- and proud of it) Republican' wing of the forum now that King is leaving.
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2011, 12:44:41 am »
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King is leaving?!?!

Also, who will you caucus for?
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2011, 12:46:27 am »
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2011, 12:49:59 am »
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Quote from: Meeker on October 19, 2011, 12:44:41 am
King is leaving?!?!

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=142467.0

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Also, who will you caucus for?

Dunno.  Whoever has the most lolworthy campaign by that point.  Which, judging by how things have been going, could pretty much be any of them.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2011, 12:52:42 am »
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Quote from: Meeker on October 19, 2011, 12:44:41 am
King is leaving?!?!

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=142467.0

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Also, who will you caucus for?

Dunno.  Whoever has the most lolworthy campaign by that point.  Which, judging by how things have been going, could pretty much be any of them.

It has to be Ron Paul.  You're in Nevada, how can you not go Ron Paul?  Go the whole 9 yards.  Become the crazy guy in the desert that broadcasts on shortwave radio.
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2011, 12:56:27 am »
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At this point, I'd say the most lolworthy campaign is Johnson's or possibly Santorum's.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2011, 12:58:32 am »
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King is leaving?!?!

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=142467.0

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Also, who will you caucus for?

Dunno.  Whoever has the most lolworthy campaign by that point.  Which, judging by how things have been going, could pretty much be any of them.

It has to be Ron Paul.  You're in Nevada, how can you not go Ron Paul?  Go the whole 9 yards.  Become the crazy guy in the desert that broadcasts on shortwave radio.

Yes he should get high before caucusing too.
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2011, 01:07:33 am »
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It may also be amusing to show up as an undecided voter and force the supporters to try to convince you.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2011, 06:24:18 am »
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This is what is wrong with American politics.
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2011, 07:51:55 am »
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Quote from: Meeker on October 19, 2011, 01:07:33 am
It may also be amusing to show up as an undecided voter and force the supporters to try to convince you.

Great suggestion.
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2011, 08:18:46 am »
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Caucuses are fun! Smiley  I'm jealous; I have to primary Sad

BRTD, definitely go to your DFL caucuses.  You're basically guaranteed a spot at your State Senate caucuses just by being at the precinct caucuses.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2011, 08:42:51 am »
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You dirty pub whore, you.  My heart is broken. Cry
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I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.
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Quote from: Grumps on October 19, 2011, 08:42:51 am
You dirty pub whore, you.  My heart is broken. Cry

But your rectum...surprisingly intact.
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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2011, 09:15:36 am »
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Quote from: Grumps on October 19, 2011, 08:42:51 am
You dirty pub whore, you.  My heart is broken. Cry

But your rectum...surprisingly intact.



If he's a pub, he'll find a way to see it doesn't stay that way Wink
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I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.
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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2011, 09:53:15 am »
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I don't know how to feel. It's great to see another Republican especially if the new Republican is Joe but he's been such an asshat recently! Oh well, we'll still welcome him. Caucus for Santorum.
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2011, 02:20:14 pm »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on October 19, 2011, 09:53:15 am
Caucus for Santorum.

I may do that, but only while wearing a super tight glittery t-shirt with short shorts.
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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2011, 02:26:37 pm »
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Quote from: Joe Republic on October 19, 2011, 02:20:14 pm
Quote from: Keystone Phil on October 19, 2011, 09:53:15 am
Caucus for Santorum.

I may do that, but only while wearing a super tight glittery t-shirt with short shorts.

Plus, IIRC you look gay, so that sh**t won't fly Wink
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I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.
Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.
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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2011, 02:38:07 pm »
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so, on the same day Joe comes out of the closet, he re-registers as a Republican?!
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2011, 02:43:40 pm »
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Quote from: jmfcst on October 19, 2011, 02:38:07 pm
so, on the same day Joe comes out of the closet, he re-registers as a Republican?!
Same thing, really, isn't it?
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2011, 03:35:22 pm »
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Quote from: jmfcst on October 19, 2011, 02:38:07 pm
so, on the same day Joe comes out of the closet, he re-registers as a Republican?!

When exactly did the first part happen, you loveable old psycho?
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2011, 04:31:42 pm »
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Paul is like bluechip in the crazy market, so I'd stick with him.
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2011, 04:47:05 pm »
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     That reminds me, I should switch to the GOP for the primaries at some point. Can't miss the excitement of an actual primary election. Tongue
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