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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2011, 06:32:13 PM »

I'd caucus for Rick "The Fighter" Santorum assuming he's in the race after Iowa. Although he's actually one of the more reasonable ones of this group of "candidates."
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 10:42:36 PM »

I'd caucus for Rick "The Fighter" Santorum assuming he's in the race after Iowa. Although he's actually one of the more reasonable ones of this group of "candidates."

God bless your sanity, my friend.
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« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 11:05:21 PM »

I'd caucus for Rick "The Fighter" Santorum assuming he's in the race after Iowa. Although he's actually one of the more reasonable ones of this group of "candidates."

Which, if true, says a lot about the Republican field...
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2011, 01:03:28 AM »

I've never stopped and thought about that, but it's true. He's much more reasonable than Bachmann, Cain, and Paul and about even with Perry and Gingrich.
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2011, 09:03:31 AM »

People here have finally seen the light. We forgive you for years of ignorance.
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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2011, 09:28:19 AM »

People here have finally seen the light. We forgive you for years of ignorance.

Again, being one of the "sanest" isn't much of an accomplishment this year. Sorry Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2011, 04:16:12 PM »

Ron Paul!
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« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2011, 07:17:22 PM »

The political nerd in me has always wanted to see what goes on in presidential caucuses.  Next year is the first election in which I'll be living in a state that has them.  Whereas Democratic caucuses in Nevada are open to unaffiliated voters like me, for obvious reasons they also won't be taking place next year.  Meanwhile, the GOP caucuses are closed, soooo... I've officially switched my registration to Republican.

I need a bath.



Be sure to switch back after the election.  Smiley

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« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2011, 07:20:09 PM »

It may also be amusing to show up as an undecided voter and force the supporters to try to convince you.

Great suggestion.

That would be fun.  If anything, you can challenge them on their points.
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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2011, 12:02:40 AM »

Important update:

Earlier this evening I was running across a parking lot to get out of the cold wind and light rain that had just started up, and a random guy yelled something at me that I didn't quite catch.  Without stopping, I turned to him and said "what?" and he repeated, "RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!"

With such effective campaign techniques as these, I cannot help but be converted to the rLOVEution.  Ron Paul FTW!

Congratulations, Phil.
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2011, 07:08:36 AM »

Stick it to the man Joe.
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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2011, 11:44:13 AM »

Important update:

Earlier this evening I was running across a parking lot to get out of the cold wind and light rain that had just started up, and a random guy yelled something at me that I didn't quite catch.  Without stopping, I turned to him and said "what?" and he repeated, "RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!"

With such effective campaign techniques as these, I cannot help but be converted to the rLOVEution.  Ron Paul FTW!

Congratulations, Phil.

Superliminal advertising is notoriously effective.
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« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2011, 09:35:37 PM »


https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=142467.0


Dunno.  Whoever has the most lolworthy campaign by that point.  Which, judging by how things have been going, could pretty much be any of them.
Write in Thad McCotter or Obama or something funny. Jimmy McMillian perhaps?
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« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2011, 09:52:58 PM »

Write in Thad McCotter or Obama or something funny. Jimmy McMillian perhaps?

Yeah, or some other joke of a candidate, like Ron Paul perhaps.

How do you write in a vote at a caucus anyway?
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« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2011, 09:46:03 AM »

The Buddy Roemer campaign is going to be crushed by your poor decision-making.
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« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2011, 10:41:45 AM »

Sorry, Joe, but thanks to the previously unknown power of cellphones your services as the fake Republican are no longer needed.
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« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2011, 07:05:01 PM »

Write in Thad McCotter or Obama or something funny. Jimmy McMillian perhaps?

Yeah, or some other joke of a candidate, like Ron Paul perhaps.

How do you write in a vote at a caucus anyway?
When they call people to move to a certain side of the room or whatever they do, just stay and yell "Thad McCotter".  Ron Paul, joke or not, will likely win anyways Wink
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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2011, 11:39:16 PM »

You should back Stephen Colbert.

If people try to tell you that he's just a comedian or something, you should respond that you have no idea what they're talking about.  He seems serious to you.
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« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2011, 12:27:32 AM »

You should back Stephen Colbert.

If people try to tell you that he's just a comedian or something, you should respond that you have no idea what they're talking about.  He seems serious to you.

You know, I have always wondered why he allows his studio audience to laugh at him all the time.
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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2011, 03:17:04 PM »
« Edited: December 03, 2011, 03:23:00 PM by Badger »

You dirty pub whore, you.  My heart is broken. Cry

Small world.

I'm not joking (come the March primary).
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« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2011, 03:21:32 PM »

Vote for Roemer!
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« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2012, 03:26:07 AM »
« Edited: January 20, 2012, 03:30:46 AM by Joe Republic »

I'm bumping this thread to ask for you guys' help.  I plan to go to both parties' caucuses, but I cannot for the life of me find out where or what time the GOP caucuses occur.  (I know the date already.)

I can understand the Democratic Party not directly inviting me to theirs, since I'm not a member of their party, but I know that I can still go if I want to.  I've figured out where my precinct's caucus is being held, and thanks to their website I know that it starts at 11.30am this Saturday.

But despite being a registered Republican, and having given them my email address and phone number, I've heard absolutely nothing from them about what time or where I'm supposed to go.  Google hasn't been much help, nor has their website.

Any help would be appreciated.  Frankly this lack of available information for voters is disgusting.
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« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2012, 05:28:28 AM »

If any actual voters turned up, they'd just spoil the party by voting for Ron Paul. Not a good idea.
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« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2012, 09:51:32 AM »

Would the aliens please take the clone Joe back to their ship and give us our old Joe back Sad
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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2012, 03:54:23 PM »

I'm bumping this thread to ask for you guys' help.  I plan to go to both parties' caucuses, but I cannot for the life of me find out where or what time the GOP caucuses occur.  (I know the date already.)

I can understand the Democratic Party not directly inviting me to theirs, since I'm not a member of their party, but I know that I can still go if I want to.  I've figured out where my precinct's caucus is being held, and thanks to their website I know that it starts at 11.30am this Saturday.

But despite being a registered Republican, and having given them my email address and phone number, I've heard absolutely nothing from them about what time or where I'm supposed to go.  Google hasn't been much help, nor has their website.

Any help would be appreciated.  Frankly this lack of available information for voters is disgusting.
Like your counties Republican Party facebook page, and ask them on that page, if you can. Someone will respond.
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