A dream I had

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I once dreamed that a girl in my class had Tom Tancredo as her dad. So we all flew out to Colorado, & he was a complete ass! We lined up for dinner or something, there was a huge pot on the stove, & when I picked up a bowl, it was all cracked. As I went to get another one, someone else went up to get seconds & take the last of it. I protested, & Tancredo says, "well if you could decide on a bowl, this wouldn't be happening!" Later, as an aspiring political youth, etc., I tried to get on his good side. "... You should have been elected Governor." The asshole ignores me. Even later towards the end, he tells me that if I don't clamp up, he'll nail me to the wall, a huge stone wall outside his house. Needless to say, i've decided not to trust Tom Tancredo as a politician.