AFL - The Atlas Football League

[King]

WELCOME TO THE AFL!

Team info: http://king.serverbob.org/afl/teams.htm
Schedule: http://king.serverbob.org/afl/schedule.htm

[King]

The Third team in the Presidential division....


The Gustaf Meatballs!


Might sound weird but I figured since he's Swedish, some might appreciate it. Just a suggestion...

Unless JFK or Gustaf have any suggestions, I will just make a Nyman Nationals team for the 3rd

[King]

All teams are now posted

[King]

Hey King I would like to become a part owner in this new football league. How about we split this league 50/50.

Me and Akno already own 50/50 of the league. You could always buy the Pittsburgh team and name it what you want.

[King]

Hey King I would like to become a part owner in this new football league. How about we split this league 50/50.

Me and Akno already own 50/50 of the league. You could always buy the Pittsburgh team and name it what you want.

Sure I'll buy the Pittsburgh Soulties but the name stays. How much do you want?

$12 million for Pittsburgh Soulties

King, I already trademarked the three team names I proposed, so unless we can reach an accomodation, you aren't going to have a team named the Florida Oranges.  I've also take the liberty of trademarking Florida Orange, Florida Juice, Florida Citrus, Florida Grapefruit, Florida Tangerines, Flordia Lemons, Florida Limes, and Florida Key Limes, as well as each of those team names for Tampa, Tampa Bay, Orlando, and Miami in connection with professional sports teams just to cover all the bases.  It's amazing how much piece of mind a little money can buy you under trademark law.

I will give you 65% ownership of the Florida Oranges

I am looking for minor investors (read: nobody you've heard of, mostly fellow board members at Bartlett Bank) to join up with me to buy the Virginia Devils, to be re-named the Richmond X-Men (since Nyman and Baltimore are taken...).

$14 million for Virginia Devils

[King]

I'll buy the Virginia Devils, put them in Winchester, and rename them the Shenandoah Valleys.

How much are you willing to pay?

[King]

Also I own the San Jose Kings and they play at "The PD Arena" in San Jose.

[King]

SOLD TO MAS117
91% ownership of the Philadelphia 13ers
4% ownership of the New York Emperors
Price: $11 million

[King]

I am normally not a rich man (that senate salary didn't do me much good) but I'll be receiving an $8 million inheritance soon --- perhaps that will be enough to purchase the Buffalo Storm?

We could work out a financing plan if you want.

[King]

I would like to buy the Boston team.

$13,581,022

[King]

I am normally not a rich man (that senate salary didn't do me much good) but I'll be receiving an $8 million inheritance soon --- perhaps that will be enough to purchase the Buffalo Storm?

We could work out a financing plan if you want.

I'll see to it that my team performs exceptionally -- depending on how well they do can affect my loan, how about that?

Sounds good.

[King]

The AFL would like to give each of our Presidents ownership of the team from their state of registration so -

Michigan Superiors  (owner: Nym90; stadium: give me a name)
Minneapolis Metros (owner: Gustaf; stadium: give me a name)
California Cougars  (owner: John F. Kennedy; stadium: JFK Memorial)
Iowa Hoovers         (owner: PBrunsel; stadium: give me a name)

[King]

SOLD TO ATLASIAN NEWS CORP
Nyman Nationals: $7.8 million

[King]

SOLD TO COLINW
Ohio Riversides (renamed Cleveland Browns): $11,821,911

[King]

I would like to buy the Boston team.

$13,581,022

Okay. [pulls wad of money out of wallet.  Counts off fourteen million-dollar bills and hands them to King] Here you are.  Keep the change.

Thank you...

[King]

wait...Triad Triplets?  What does that mean?

Triad is a metro area in North Carolina consisting of three cities...(Winston-Salem, Greensboro, and I don't remember the 3rd)

Its near Raleigh

[King]

SOLD TO COLINW
Ohio Riversides (renamed Cleveland Browns): $11,821,911

WHAT?!?

I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM!

No, you didn't...

[King]

I'll buy the California Wildcards I will move them to San Diego re-name them the Spartans and they will play in R. R. Naylor Memorial Stadium

Sold for being free of regional income tax for the next 3 months

Anyone suggest a better name for the California Cougars?

The Bay Area Beachs?

[King]

I'll buy the California Wildcards I will move them to San Diego re-name them the Spartans and they will play in R. R. Naylor Memorial Stadium

Sold for being free of regional income tax for the next 3 months

I'll pay your regional income taxes for 3 months hows that sound?

Fine with me

[King]

I would like to buy the Triad Triplets and move them to New Orleans if possible, so they can become the Saints, play in the Superdome and be crappy forever. 

Sure, I'll sell it to you for $1.5 million (since they are going to play like the Saints)

[King]

Teams still for open for bidding:

Northeast
Manchester Bonos
Maine Coastals

Atlantic
none (I decided to have the Newark Pirates)

Pacific
Washington Cascades
Portland Wave

South
Jacksonville Gators
Atlanta Fire

Midwest
Wisconsin Independence

[King]

oooh, the Bandits and the Saints can be rivals!

You can count on a couple of wins ever year at least, because the Saints will always be terrible.

But at least they have a nice stadium

[King]

SOLD TO SAMSPADE
Triad Triplets (renamed New Orleans Saints): $1,502,013

oooh, the Bandits and the Saints can be rivals!

You can count on a couple of wins ever year at least, because the Saints will always be terrible.

But at least they have a nice stadium

Do we get dibs on the Super Bowl rotation?

Sure, the first SuperBowl will be at the SuperDome

[King]

Teams still for open for bidding:

Northeast
Manchester Bonos
Maine Coastals

Atlantic
none (I decided to have the Newark Pirates)

Pacific
Washington Cascades
Portland Wave

South
Jacksonville Gators
Atlanta Fire

Midwest
Wisconsin Independence

King, you can't have 2!

I have 3 techincally - the Emperors (partial owner), the Kings, and the Pirates...just see me as a rich bastard

[King]

San Jose Sharks it is, I have a cap from the San Jose Sharks somewhere.

King already has a team there.

Damn! Hmmmmmm

You can be the San Francisco Sharks, there needs to be a bay area rivalry like 49ers-Raiders