"Who would fictional characters vote for?" omnibus thread

[Free Palestine]

Rarity -- Romney
Applejack -- Perry
Pinkie Pie -- Paul
Rainbow Dash -- Obama
Fluttershy -- Wouldn't vote
Twilight Sparkle -- Mesplay

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

I know she's not one of the six but...

Derpy Hooves - Bachmann

Needed to be done.

[Senator Snowstalker]

Rarity-Romney (the hair)
Applejack-Perry (Texas)
Pinkie Pie-Obama (throws those massive birthday parties/fundraisers)
Rainbow Dash-Johnson (athletic thing, plus gay rights)
Fluttershy-I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?
Twilight-Obama (government worker)

Though somehow I think only Twilight would give enough of a sh**t about politics to vote. Also, they're horses.

[Free Palestine]

I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?

I think Mesplay is the nominee.  Or did they not have their primary yet?

[Senator Snowstalker]

I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?

I think Mesplay is the nominee.  Or did they not have their primary yet?

I think it's later.

[Mehmentum]

Also, they're horses.

[ModerateCoward]

This is boring. Hijacking this thread: How about Ninja turtle votes?

Leo: Obama, probably the most liberal turtle.
Ralph: Perry or Santorum
Michelangelo: Green party or alternatively Huntsman.
Donatelo: Obama.

[Is JCL in mushy sappy love]

Leo:Cain, Bachamann, Santorum
Mikeie: Ron Paul
Raph: Perry, Santorum
Don: Gingrich, Paul,

[ModerateCoward]

Leo:Cain, Bachamann, Santorum
Mikeie: Ron Paul
Raph: Perry, Santorum
Don: Gingrich, Paul,

I don't think the turtles are a Republican bunch at all.

[The Professor]

I often wonder if some of you are even trying to get girls

[Jackson]

Having driven off all the girls from the forums, the now prefer to discuss the sexual fantasies they had regarding anthropomorphic ponies from a TV show targeted towards 5 year old girls.

Do I get an A for my brilliant deductive logic, Professor?

[white trash heroes]

Leo:Cain, Bachamann, Santorum
Mikeie: Ron Paul
Raph: Perry, Santorum
Don: Gingrich, Paul,

I don't think the turtles are a Republican bunch at all.

A bunch of underground squatters in the middle of NYC that live off "free" pizza and are friends with a young white reporter. Yeah, sounds pretty solid D. Or maybe Green, but that may be unfair to them. Not everyone that votes for them is a deformed mutant.

[Bacon King]

Here, you guys can use this thread to talk about how any set of characters would vote in 2012. I'd assume some other thread like this would come up again eventually anyway, so it might as well all be in one thread.

[Senator Snowstalker]

Rarity-Romney (the hair)
Applejack-Perry (Texas)
Pinkie Pie-Obama (throws those massive birthday parties/fundraisers)
Rainbow Dash-Johnson (athletic thing, plus gay rights)
Fluttershy-I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?
Twilight-Obama (government worker)

Though somehow I think only Twilight would give enough of a sh**t about politics to vote. Also, they're horses.

Also,

Celestia: Run herself and banish her opponents to the moon
Luna: Santorum (culturally stuck in the 1500s)
Spike: Stewart Alexander (oppressed worker)
Derpy Hooves: Ron Paul (lol)
Apple Bloom: Cain (I dunno)
Sweetie Belle: Romney (I really like his mane!)
Scootaloo: Huntsman (motorcycle badass guy)

[ChairmanSanchez]

Family Guy...
Peter--Vernon Supreme
Lois--Jill Stein
Chris--Herman Cain
Meg--Barack Obama
Stewie--Rick Perry
Brian--Jill Stein or Stewart Alexander
Quaqmire--Rick Santorum
Joe-Rick Perry
Cleveland--Barack Obama

[Assistant to the Regional Manager Cathcon]

I thought of this while watching "That 70's Show", but you can put any show you want on here. Also, yes, I know this has been done before.

Red Foreman: Nixon/Reagan Democrat, now probably staunchly Republican but despises most of the richer variety. As well despises athiests, immigrants, gays, etc. so probably a Republican. Aside from the bigotry, my kind of guy though he'd probably call me a "dumbass".

Kitty Foreman: Wants everyone to get along, much more susceptible to liberalism than Red, but has a strong family values/mother instinct that could keep her voting for the "moral majority" candidates.

Eric Foreman: Cares more about Star Wars than what's on the news channels, but would probably be whipped up like the rest of the nation with Obama for the first few months. Another reason why Red might call him a "dumbass".

Kelso: I remember him wearing a "Jimmy Did It '76" T-shirt, so Democrat it is.

Jackie: Snob Republican, believes in typical gender roles, superiority of the rich, that immigrants play a specific and undesirable role, etc. While definitely not favoring any of the moralistic or masculine aspects of Conservatism, would vote for the candidate that her type of arrogance agrees with.

Steven Hyde: Cynical, fight the power type person, probably a leftist-Libertarian with an individualistic, rugged or otherwise, streak. If not voting either for Obama or a Libertarian, would probably write-in the name of a rock star.

[You kip if you want to...]

30 Rock.
Liz - Tell everyone she's voting Obama, then vote for Huntsman.
Jack - Mitt Romney
Tracy - Obama
Jenna - Obama
Kenneth - Rick Perry

[Senator Snowstalker]

Stewie would be a Paultard.

[Assistant to the Regional Manager Cathcon]

Stewie would be a Paultard.

While he might be "fiscally conservative, socially liberal", Stewie has no love for liberty. I recall he like God because he was "so perfectly evil" if that gives you any insight.

[Senator Snowstalker]

Ron Paul would give him the liberty to create a private army for global domination.

[SirNick]

Stewie would vote for Santorum

[InsaneTrollLogic]

Stewie would vote for Santorum

He definitely likes santorum. Anyways, I would say that he would have voted for Rudy Guiliani in the 2008 Primary and probably would have voted for McCain. I think he's a Johnson or Romney voter, but will probably will vote for Obama if its anyone else.

[Assistant to the Regional Manager Cathcon]

Yeah, Stewie would be a Giuliani voter. Except the anti-guns part.

[Jacobtm]

30 Rock.
Liz - Tell everyone she's voting Obama, then vote for Huntsman.
Jack - Mitt Romney
Tracy - Obama
Jenna - Obama
Kenneth - Rick Perry

Liz would definitely forget to vote after making a big show about how important voting is.

Kenneth is on record saying it's a sin to vote Democrat or Republican

Jack: “If Mr. Bright here told you to vote Republican, would you do it?”
Kenneth: “Oh no, sir. I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I just usually write in the Lord’s name.”
Jack: “That’s Republican. We count that.”

Tracy is either a Kucinich voter or a Republican, depending on whom he's talked to last:

“My fellow Black Americans, Dr. King once had a dream. A dream that we all share. To build a 200-foot-high wall to keep Mexico out. And he also hated the estate tax. The Republican Party means less taxes, more guns, and the end of the gun tax.''

Dennis comes out as a Fiscal Liberal, Social Conservative, so what's that, Ahmedinijad?

Jack is way too conservative for Romney. He'd be a Perry or Cain guy. He loves testing poison on gorillas and the like. Moratorium on all regulations, 9% corporate tax rate, that kinda stuff would be like crack to him.

[The Mikado]

Seinfeld:

Jerry: Obama
Elaine: Possibly Romney.
George: Obama
Kramer: Ron Paul RELOVEUTION