All In The Family
Archie: If he even bothered to vote, Virgil Goode Jr. Would have supported Perry and maybe Gingrich in the Republican primaries, but can't see Archie supporting any other prominent Republican in the 2012 race, for the following reasons:
- Romney - Mormon
- Huntsman - Mormon
- Cain - Black
- Bachmann - Woman
- Santorum - Catholic of Italian descent
- Paul - The fact that Paul supports decriminalizing drugs and bringing the troops home, without taking his other policies into account, is enough to put Archie off supporting him.
Edith - Would make her mind up after watching the debates.
Gloria - Obama or Green Party
Mike - Obama or Green Party, I can see Mike in particular angry enough at Obama's performance to make a protest vote.
George - Would support Cain in the primaries, but settle for Romney in the election. Wouldn't be fond of having a "zebra" in the White House.
Louise - Not sure, might be like Edith and watch the debates first.
Lionel - Obama or Green Party
Frank - Obama
Irene - Obama
Barney - RomneyThree's Company
Jack - Obama or Johnson
Janet - Obama
Chrissy - Obama
Cindy - Romney
Terri - Depends on who she thinks has the better health policy.
Mr. Roper - Romney
Mrs. Roper - Might tell Mr. Roper she's voting Romney, but make up her own mind.
Mr. Furley - Romney
Lana - Whoever she fancied more
Larry - Johnson, so his used car dealership didn't get seized.
Mr. Angelino - RomneyCheers
Sam - Can't see him voting to be honest.
Diane - Obama
Coach - Romney maybe? I can see him being more of a Republican than a Democrat though.
Carla - Obama, might vote Republican in a good year for them.
Norm - Whoever cuts taxes on alcohol, so out of the current crop of candidates, Johnson.
Cliff - Romney, especially with Romney hailing from Massachusetts.
Frasier - Obama
Woody - Whoever his folks back in Hanover are voting for.
Lilith - Obama
Gary - Whoever has a more favourable opinion, just to rub it in Sam's face
Rebecca - Bachmann in the primary, Romney in the election.
Kelly - Romney
Robin - Romney
Martin - Cain, Perry or Gingrich in the primary, Romney in the election.
Niles - Obama
Roz - Not sure, Obama maybe?
Daphne - Obama, I can see her being a Labour or Lib Dem voter back in the UK too.
Bulldog - Romney
Kenny - Romney
Gil - Maybe Romney?
Noel - Whoever likes Star Trek
more.Married... with Children
Al - See Norm in my Cheers & Frasier
Peggy - Obama, in hope for more welfare money that she can spend on home shopping and bon-bons.
Kelly - Whoever looked better to her
Bud - Obama
Steve - Swing voter
Marcy - Romney
Jefferson - See Peggy.
Griff - Cain in the primary, Romney in the election.
Peggy's relatives in Wanker County - Whoever didn't bother them.
Rest of the No Ma'am group - Anyone that isn't BachmannFamily Ties
Steve & Elyse - Obama or Green Party, much like Mike and Gloria from All in the Family, I can see them being angry enough with the Obama administration to do a protest vote. However, the Keatons live in swinging Ohio, not safe Democratic New York. As a result, Steve and Elyse might vote Obama just to keep the Republicans out.
Alex - Romney, although he would have supported Cain or Paul in the primaries.
Mallory - Whoever she thought was the best looking, much like Kelly from Married... with Children
. Can see her preferring a Republican though.
Jen - Obama
Andy - Same as Alex, if his young self is an indication of what he'll be like as an adult.
Skippy - Whoever Mallory is voting for.Love Thy Neighbour
Eddie - BNP, having been expelled from the Labour party in the 1990s.
Joan - Labour
Bill - Conservative
Barbie - Conservative or Lib Dem
Arthur - Conservative or UKIP
Jacko - Labour
Nobby - LabourDad's Army
Capt. Mainwairing - UKIP, Conservative if they had the right candidate
Sgt. Wilson - Conservative
Lance Cpl. Jones - Labour
Pvt. Frazer - Labour
Pvt. Walker - Most likely wouldn't vote, if he did, UK Pirate Party.
Pvt. Godfrey - Conservative
Pvt. Pike - Lib Dem or Conservative
ARP Warden Hodges - Conservative
Mrs. Pike - Lib Dem
Mrs. Fox - Labour
Since most of the King of the Hill is fairly conservative, lets do the Republican Primary
Hank Hill: Mitt Romney
Peggy: Rick Santorum
Bobby: Ron Paul
Luanne: Michelle Bachmann
Dale: Ron Paul
Boomhauer: Mitt Romney
Bill: Newt Gingrich
Cotton: Rick Santorum
Buck Strickland: Rick Perry or Herman Cain
Mr. Libertarian, I think Hank would support Perry, not Romney in the Republican primary. Also, Dale wouldn't vote, as he drives to Mexico on election day. If he did vote, yes, he would be a Paul supporter.
I'm not crazy about SpongeBob, but here's my list for those characters:
Sandy: Romney, Perry in the primary (since she's from Texas).
Squidward: Obama in a heartbeat (or himself as a write-in.)
Mr. Krabs: Romney, probably Paul or Cain in the primary (and hands down for Ross Perot in '92.)
Pearl: Too young, but Obama if she were old enough.
Plankton: would try to overthrow the government and make himself dictator. Otherwise, Obama (against competition in private business) or himself as as a write-in.
MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy (RIP Ernest Borgnine): Romney on both counts, to fight crime/EEEEE-VILLLL!
Oldiesfreak1854, I think Plankton would support Paul, then Johnson, as they're the only ones, especially Paul, that wouldn't shut the Chum Bucket down.