"Who would fictional characters vote for?" omnibus thread

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Rarity-Romney (the hair)
Applejack-Perry (Texas)
Pinkie Pie-Obama (throws those massive birthday parties/fundraisers)
Rainbow Dash-Johnson (athletic thing, plus gay rights)
Fluttershy-I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?
Twilight-Obama (government worker)

Though somehow I think only Twilight would give enough of a sh**t about politics to vote. Also, they're horses.

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I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?

I think Mesplay is the nominee.  Or did they not have their primary yet?

I think it's later.

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Rarity-Romney (the hair)
Applejack-Perry (Texas)
Pinkie Pie-Obama (throws those massive birthday parties/fundraisers)
Rainbow Dash-Johnson (athletic thing, plus gay rights)
Fluttershy-I dunno, who's the Green Party candidate gonna be?
Twilight-Obama (government worker)

Though somehow I think only Twilight would give enough of a sh**t about politics to vote. Also, they're horses.

Also,

Celestia: Run herself and banish her opponents to the moon
Luna: Santorum (culturally stuck in the 1500s)
Spike: Stewart Alexander (oppressed worker)
Derpy Hooves: Ron Paul (lol)
Apple Bloom: Cain (I dunno)
Sweetie Belle: Romney (I really like his mane!)
Scootaloo: Huntsman (motorcycle badass guy)

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Stewie would be a Paultard.

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Ron Paul would give him the liberty to create a private army for global domination.

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Kenny and Cartman would be Paultards.

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Also:

Spongebob: No idea
Patrick: Cain (they can relate)
Squidward: Obama (there's no way he isn't a hipster)
Sandy: Perry (Texas)
Mr. Krabs: Romney (do I have to explain?)
Plankton: Paul (the only one who wouldn't let the USDA shut the Chum Bucket down)

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Something different: pony religions.

Twilight Sparkle: Agnostic (can't scientifically prove God or a lack thereof)
Applejack: Baptist (duh)
Pinkie Pie: BRTD's church (if it's like what I think it's like)
Rarity: Jewish (stereotypical JAP?)
Rainbow Dash: Apatheist (I doubt she'd care about religion)
Fluttershy: Buddhist (dirty hippie)

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Something different: pony religions.

Twilight Sparkle: Agnostic (can't scientifically prove God or a lack thereof)
Applejack: Baptist (duh)
Pinkie Pie: BRTD's church (if it's like what I think it's like)
Rarity: Jewish (stereotypical JAP?)
Rainbow Dash: Apatheist (I doubt she'd care about religion)
Fluttershy: Buddhist (dirty hippie)

Aside from the current EQD banner, why would Rarity be Jewish?

I saw that and thought she seemed a bit of a JAP.

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Here we go again for the general:

Twilight Sparkle: Obama (government employee)
Applejack: Romney (as long as he's cool with farm subsidies)
Rarity: Lean Romney (small business owner who wants to join the 1%, but certainly socially liberal/Rockefeller Republican)
Pinkie Pie: Johnson ("Three parties are better than two!")
Rainbow Dash: Obama (insert lesbian joke here)
Fluttershy: Stein (pinko)

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Trailer Park Boys
Ricky: Probably not Liberal because they are pro-legalization, therefore likely Conservative
Bubbles: NDP
Julian: Conservative possibly
Ray: Conservative or Christian Heritage
Lahey: Conservative
Randy: Liberal
Sam Losco: Conservative
Trevor: Probably not a voter
Cory: Probably not a voter either
Barb: Liberal
J-Roc: Liberal or NDP

I highly doubt any of them are voters.

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Beavis&Butthead-Gary Johnson?

The spinoff was way better