Census Bureau of Atlasia: Homelycooking, Registrar General

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Can you make the list scratch-and-sniff so the IFP smells like peppermint and Labour like strawberries, etc.

For you, Teddy? Anything.

Boo, I want either raspberries or pomegranates.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Can I get some cross-tabs on the Other? I don't ask that they be added to the nice fancy list, I'm just curious as to who has how many among the small parties.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The following 17 Atlasians have been removed from the voter rolls after having missed three consecutive elections:

Alcon, antwnzrr, ArchangelZero, DrScholl, phknrocket, Seattle, Boris, Gramps, Happy Warrior, Wonkish, Keystone Phil, Eraserhead, Fallen Morgan, Willy Woz, Freepcrusher, GMantis, John Dibble

Registration Statistics
April 23, 2012

Region	Liberal	Labor	Whig	Bloc	PLP	Other	Ind	Total
Northeast	11	6	2	0	4	8	10	41
South	2	0	4	13	0	2	2	23
Mideast	4	0	8	0	1	1	8	22
Midwest	2	8	0	0	1	5	5	21
Pacific	3	6	2	0	0	2	5	18
Total	22	20	16	13	6	18	30	125

Jesus Christ, people.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Clearly we need to make it known that we are the heppest, most jiving party in Atlasia. I recommend legalizing vigilantism.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'm proud that Labor, in addition to being the largest party, has the most equitable distribution of its members throughout the country.