BREAKING: Fourth Cain accuser goes public, provides juicy details

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Here's what probably happened.

The two of them had dinner, probably had some nice conversation (Herman is a likeable guy, as we all know), maybe had a glass of wine or two. Cain is paying for the dinner (and the hotel room), so he probably assumes this is going somewhere.

Then, they're driving in the limousine together, Cain's being a little flirty, the woman (wanting a job) is being friendly back.

Cain stops the limo and makes his move, putting his hand on her thigh. She rebuffs him. He tries to sweet-talk her. She says no.

Awkward limo drive back to her hotel to drop her off. The two never speak of it again, until November 2011, when the woman sees the opportunity to snatch her fifteen minutes of fame (and probably make some money in the process).

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Mark Block needs to make this woman disappear, if you catch my drift.

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It's understandable that lesser men find Herman's virile masculinity intimidating.

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I'm really getting sick of the "ironic" Cain brigade.

I'm getting really sick of everyone assuming a politician is always guilty of gross sexual misconduct whenever an attention-seeker comes out of the woodwork to grab her fifteen minutes of fame.

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Cain is using personal attacks and excessive hyperbole like any good forum troll would when cornered.

One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, one of us!

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How long until Romney flip-flops on to the sexually harassing women bandwagon?