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« Reply #2225 on: October 08, 2012, 05:19:21 pm »
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A good reason for anyone to vote against him is the fact that he's a war criminal, although I understand that your unique and special morality may cause you to view such things from a somewhat different angle.
It is, alas, not nearly as unique as it is special.

Together these amused me a lot, though they're not really 'comedy'.. they're almost a very mild zinger against the awful Dead0man, but not quite.  So, I put them here.
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« Reply #2226 on: October 11, 2012, 04:39:09 pm »
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Hate to be all Youtube comments section, but it looks like 8 people need to have electricity 'applied' to their genitals.

Shock therapy, amirite?
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« Reply #2227 on: October 12, 2012, 08:58:43 am »
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Context:

For all their belief in the supremacy of the market, these Objectivists are ignoring it surprisingly well.
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A shameless agrarian collectivist with no respect for private property or individual rights.

His idea of freedom is - it is a bad thing and should be stopped at all costs.

Nathan-land.  As much fun as watching paint dry... literally.
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« Reply #2228 on: October 12, 2012, 09:48:09 am »
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So if I give a lot of money to charity and a little to The Party might I get a knighthood?
Yes.
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If a give a boatload to charity and a lot to The Party might I get a life peerage?
That is, in fact, the only way.
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And, if I give an astronomical sum to charity and a boatload to the party, maybe, just maybe, might I secure a hereditary peerage?
No. That's right out.

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« Reply #2229 on: October 12, 2012, 11:38:36 am »
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God, I hope they make Part III. It would be a two-hour long speech and it would be the most hilarious movie ever made.
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« Reply #2230 on: October 12, 2012, 05:47:27 pm »
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Skewered? As in, "Skewer to the chest, who won the debate?"
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« Reply #2231 on: October 13, 2012, 08:40:01 am »
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At first I thought you're in Dallasfan65 and that kind of scared me.
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« Reply #2232 on: October 13, 2012, 09:57:35 am »
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« Reply #2233 on: October 14, 2012, 11:55:37 am »
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« Reply #2234 on: October 14, 2012, 02:40:57 pm »
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With about twelve other boards, I can understand why you'd think the 2012 board was the most appropriate place to post about the death of a non-Presidential candidate.


True, but I'd argue that is the BIG board.

Plus he WAS considered to be a candidate in 1996.

Besides, do you really need another thread about the election?
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« Reply #2235 on: October 14, 2012, 03:05:50 pm »
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Re: Arlen Specter reported to have died

Happy Birthday Naso!
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Real Americans (and Big Sky Bob) demand to know.


I just slept for 11 hours, so I should need a nap today, but we'll see.
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« Reply #2236 on: October 14, 2012, 04:16:03 pm »
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Ironically, more people can relate to Ryan than Biden. 



In keeping with your bad Ruth dugout analogy, J.J., that's strike two.
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« Reply #2237 on: October 14, 2012, 06:06:19 pm »
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Yes, we know that obama gets the vote of those deviants.
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« Reply #2238 on: October 14, 2012, 08:19:57 pm »
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This one time at band camp.
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« Reply #2239 on: October 15, 2012, 12:45:03 am »
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2004 Ohio Exit Polls
Liberal 19%
Moderate 47%
Conservative 34%

2008 Ohio Exit Polls
Liberal 20%
Moderate 45%
Conservative 35%

This Poll
Liberal 29%
Moderate 29%
Conservative 42%

srry dis poll is wrong.  too Many conservatives and libruls  here are my numbers thank you pls scrubscribe to my blog

Obama 51.25
Romney 46.32

oh wait My numbers are the Same as the fake numbers neverrmind

still pls add Me On Facebook and join mailing lists
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« Reply #2240 on: October 15, 2012, 12:56:01 pm »
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in the debate I saw last night, Warren said "millionaires and billionaires" so much I thought I was listening to a Carl Sagan impression.
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« Reply #2241 on: October 15, 2012, 07:33:29 pm »
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Riots are more likely in the event of an Obama loss simply because Romney voters are too old to riot.
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« Reply #2242 on: October 16, 2012, 10:16:28 am »
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Yeah, the fact that Naso isn't seeing Obama ads is actually an example of how advanced Obama's media campaign is.
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« Reply #2243 on: October 16, 2012, 11:14:47 am »
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Not even.  I cruised this board last election

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The idea of parodying the preceding Atlasian's postings is laughable, of course, but not for reasons one might expect.
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« Reply #2244 on: October 16, 2012, 12:08:37 pm »
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Yeah, the fact that Naso isn't seeing Obama ads is actually an example of how advanced Obama's media campaign is.

lol
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« Reply #2245 on: October 16, 2012, 03:32:45 pm »
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« Reply #2246 on: October 17, 2012, 08:34:52 pm »
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Dave has given soft guidelines to keep threads to about 2,000 replies, as apparently the more replies a thread has, the more burden it puts on the server, so I'm going to lock this and start a new thread.

Please use the Michael Assad thread instead.
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