As Bushie's World Turns (The Update Thread)

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Spreading Christianity to uncultured peoples.  Surprised this still goes on.  A trip to Viking Resort in the Dominican Republic would be so much more worth your while Bushie.  Just tell everyone you're going to Africa for "missionary work" then use the money to have a good time!

Too late! I've already got $1600 plane tickets to Kenya!! ($1200 ticket + $400 Travel Agent fees)

Cereal?

Yeah I found that perplexing as well.

Don't worry guys, it's god's will obviously...

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

If you want to lose weight just drop the soda altogether man...

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

HALLELUJAH!! As of 8:10 am Thursday, March 8, 2012, I was told by the talent acquisition lead for Dell Service Federal Government based in Washington, DC that I have been hired and am now waiting on the official job offer letter.  God is awesome!!!!!  Projected start date is this Monday, March 12, 2012.  It could potentially be Thursday, March 15, 2012 depending on how fast they can get the offer letter to me and I can turn it around.

God had nothing to do with it. If anything, this is the work of the devil.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

PM this status update to me ASAP you fools!

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Religion is the opiate of the masses, but Bush is having a full blown overdose.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Guys, I think we should support Bushie. Better he adopt two kids financially than have some biological ones on his own.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Are you going to study for the GMAT or is the magical sky wizard going to grant you a high score?

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

A month from now, the MBA will be pushed back to the spring of 2014, Kenya to 2016, and this will continue in such fashion until Bushie's hallucinations God gives him a new goal.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Fellows- let's put our differences aside and remember our main goal- helping Bushie.

I support Straha's advice because we need a new storyline

You want a new storyline? Well, how about this for starters: In 2 weeks on Friday, 18 May 2012, I will be beginning my Christmas 2012 Preparations.  I will be starting my weekly browsing of Hobby Lobby, who will soon start dedicating a partial aisle to Christmas Decorations! I will also be planning for the Fourth of July, as well!

Christmas isn't for more than 6 months...

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Fellows- let's put our differences aside and remember our main goal- helping Bushie.

I support Straha's advice because we need a new storyline

You want a new storyline? Well, how about this for starters: In 2 weeks on Friday, 18 May 2012, I will be beginning my Christmas 2012 Preparations.  I will be starting my weekly browsing of Hobby Lobby, who will soon start dedicating a partial aisle to Christmas Decorations! I will also be planning for the Fourth of July, as well!

Christmas isn't for more than 6 months...

I see you're new to these threads.

I've noticed it for awhile, but I'm still in disbelief that this is really how a real person lives their life.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Fixing your diet is the first step. To really see those pounds drop, it is imperative that you exercise. Walking for an hour a day will be a boon. Once you drop enough pounds, you could take up running to accelerate the process.