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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
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« on: January 31, 2012, 04:27:42 AM »

TPTTAA writer Bob Robert Bobby Robertson here, reporting on the scandal of the millennium.

The JCP has killed Atlasia.

How? Why? Who? What? When? Where are my meds?

Compare the JCP and RPP's height
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143164.msg3151788#msg3151788
at 51 and 41 members respectively to the most recent numbers.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143164.msg3176353#msg3176353
at 30 and 16.

That's right. MORE THAN HALF of the JCP remains in the JCP, while only 16 members remain in the RPP.

This has been one giant conspiracy. The best part is that half of Atlasians have endorsed the new party system, so any move back to the old after this, would be so destructive, that it would destroy Atlasia.
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Simple really. What would you do if the JCP just magicked itself back together after all of this?
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And that's a normal reaction, and what we expect when 'the time' comes.

What time?
For this we speak with bgwah
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That's nice sir, but can you explain your dastardly plan to all of us?
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Now we turn to Yankee
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Yankee?
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How are you sure this is a trick?
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Lets go live to speak with you, the guy reading this, for some feedback.
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I know, right?
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Now we turn to Marokai
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uh, that's nice, now we speak with Jake
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that's nice. Now we speak with Napoleon.
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Oops, wrong Napoleon, okay next on the speaking list is simfan from the communitarians
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who or what is sim, we will never know, and lastly, afleitch
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And that closes this story.

Up next, can bees think?
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 04:40:55 AM »

CRUSH THE JCP! BURN THEIR VILLAGES! TAKE THEIR...
*insane mod off*
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 12:24:05 PM »

No.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 12:51:54 PM »

Obviously the dissolution of the JCP was going to mean a steep decline in the voting population.
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 01:36:22 PM »

TPTTAA quotes the above posters so that their words will be kept forever.
I find it interesting that the JCP still has so many members and hope that they'll do as Teddy suggests and join other parties
OMG Teddy you are so right. Lets take a look back at how the JCP started back in 2004. Now, I don't remember this because aint nobody from here was around way back when, but it was a slow process built up by a few around bgwah. Now, I don't blame bgwah, he was the George Bush in all of this, it was all those Cheney-Rumsfeld's around him, who had evil on the mind, who took advantage of bgwah's good looks. Clearly what we have here is a case of a poor man being taken advantage of by a large gang of other men who have been the real driving force between the JCP. While one man was the JC, they were the P. Without the P, the JCP is nothing, so we need P and a lot of P. In fact, one time, I drank a whole cup of coke at the movies and I really needed to P super bad, but then I stopped, and thought about what all of this meant. That was a bad idea, I should have went to the toilet, cause then there was P runnin down my leg, but I digress. To answer your question: Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, Teddy, Yes.
Obviously the dissolution of the JCP was going to mean a steep decline in the voting population, as a first step to the destruction of Atlasia.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 02:09:09 PM »

Atlasia has been dead for a while. This stunt just hastened its decent into Hades.
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 02:13:59 PM »

Thank you, Teddy, for revealing this nefarious evil plot for what it truly has been all along.

Cheesy
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 02:15:33 PM »

TPTTAA is always on the case, citizen Fritz!
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 09:29:21 PM »

No greater source of news out there! Truly, what would we ever do without the hard work and devouted dilligence of TPTTAA and it's committed reporters and staff? Grin
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2012, 04:30:48 AM »

I intend to remain in the JCP until my term is up.  Then I will consider my options.

I can bet that a good majority of those left in the JCP aren't even aware that it's dissolving.
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Teddy (IDS Legislator)
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 08:09:50 AM »

I can bet that a good majority of those left in the JCP aren't even aware that it's dissolving.
Which of course translates as


TROLLS

TROLLS ARE TROLLING THE TROLL BY TROLLING. NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ISSUES AND VOTING LIKE THEY ARE SOMEHOW EQUAL TO THOSE OF US WHO DO.
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