Al's Sassy Beat Down Coal Mine

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Please post all of Al's best posts here. He seems to clog the Institute of Comedy and The Sulfur Mine, so here's a separate thread just for him.

Go.

[Keystone Phil]

Please rename the thread to "The Al [Insert snippy, vague comment here] Coal Mine."

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I don't find him funny at all. In fact I'm convinced the only reason he's not been far more rude with everyone is that he's a moderator.

[Phony Moderate]

Look at what Mussolini and Hitler did during their primes. Their major support bases were labor unions.

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Do you know who some of the first victims of the Nazi regime were? It's not hard to find out, so I think you should do that.

People like you disgust me. Nasty little pricks who abuse history - and defame the victims of fascist dictatorships - in order to justify their pathetic, pallid and utterly hollow political beliefs. It's far too common amongst the more moronic tendencies within the American Right, of which you are a particularly stupid example. I don't care if you're a ten year old with the intelligence of a brain-damaged chicken; there is simply no excuse for this sort of behavior.

(This one was aimed at Libertas)

It might astonish you to know that very few Socialists view the ideology as one of theft, threats and violence.

I realise that this is a novel concept for a mentally ill extremist such as yourself, but you can't go around inventing your own reality to fit with your petty little bigotries and your paranoid delusions - or, rather, you can't expect anyone to take them (or you) seriously.

Now run along and put your tin-foil hat on before the black helicopters get you.

[King]

Uncle Al's Postmodern Amusement Park

[opebo]

He is sometimes funny, though mostly because he can due to his position of power in the cabal still insult people with impugnity.  Back when I could vent my spleen freely I was quite similar.

[Hash]

Al is great. This forum without him and his wit would be... utterly boring.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Al is great. This forum without him and his wit would be... utterly boring.

Very true.

[opebo]

OK, he does sometimes pull it off without violating the rules:

I'm depressed about it being in 3D though. Ugh.

Perhaps you should view that fact as a warning.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

He does not break the rules very often, I only recall him doing so once (and got 7 infraction points for pointing it out on my own special way)

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I do respect him. Put it simply: The only reason I dislike him is the fact that he dislikes me - then again that's just about true of anyone I know that I "dislike"

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Please rename the thread to "The Al [Insert snippy, vague comment here] Coal Mine."

Better?

[Oakvale]

"Sassy" strikes me as the wrong word. Al is not, as far as I'm aware, a rotund black fenale or bitchy gay male character in a bad American sitcom.

[Yelnoc]

"Al's snarky put-down coal mine"

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I don't especially like the idea of being segregated in this (or any other) way, but if you must do it, could you at least think of a more fitting word than 'sassy'?

[Badger]

Look at what Mussolini and Hitler did during their primes. Their major support bases were labor unions.

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...

Do you know who some of the first victims of the Nazi regime were? It's not hard to find out, so I think you should do that.

People like you disgust me. Nasty little pricks who abuse history - and defame the victims of fascist dictatorships - in order to justify their pathetic, pallid and utterly hollow political beliefs. It's far too common amongst the more moronic tendencies within the American Right, of which you are a particularly stupid example. I don't care if you're a ten year old with the intelligence of a brain-damaged chicken; there is simply no excuse for this sort of behavior.

(This one was aimed at Libertas)

It might astonish you to know that very few Socialists view the ideology as one of theft, threats and violence.

I realise that this is a novel concept for a mentally ill extremist such as yourself, but you can't go around inventing your own reality to fit with your petty little bigotries and your paranoid delusions - or, rather, you can't expect anyone to take them (or you) seriously.

Now run along and put your tin-foil hat on before the black helicopters get you.

Exhibit A as to why Modding standards should be relaxed a bit.

[bullmoose88]

I don't especially like the idea of being segregated in this (or any other) way, but if you must do it, could you at least think of a more fitting word than 'sassy'?

He's too busy listening to songs about mom not letting a kid borrow the minivan written by guys who style their hair by sticking their heads out of a car window while traveling at 60mph.

[opebo]

"Sassy" strikes me as the wrong word. Al is not, as far as I'm aware, a rotund black fenale or bitchy gay male character in a bad American sitcom.

He's not gay?!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

"Sassy" strikes me as the wrong word. Al is not, as far as I'm aware, a rotund black fenale or bitchy gay male character in a bad American sitcom.

He's not gay?!

Indeed I am not. Why Vasily Shuisky, btw?

[opebo]

He's not gay?!

Indeed I am not. Why Vasily Shuisky, btw?

I just like the way he looks.  Gazing at his rendering, I imagine a vicious tyrant lopping off the heads of the American bourgeoisie.

So.. when you say 'not gay', what do you mean?  In practice or in theory?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I just like the way he looks.  Gazing at his rendering, I imagine a vicious tyrant lopping off the heads of the American bourgeoisie.

Wasn't he more of a would-be tyrant who lived some time before that would have been possible? Anyways, it just seemed like an odd choice if you were going with the old school Tsar thing.

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Mostly I think I mean what most people would mean by it.

[opebo]

Wasn't he more of a would-be tyrant who lived some time before that would have been possible? Anyways, it just seemed like an odd choice if you were going with the old school Tsar thing.

I like the way he looks.. that's all buddy.

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Mostly I think I mean what most people would mean by it.
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Sex with women?  How could you!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Post his funny stuff in the Comedy Goldmine - we don't need a thread for Al.

[The Mikado]

I'm with Inks on this.  Next time Al posts something sassy like "I know you didn't just diss coal miners, sister! " post it to the Goldmine or Sulfur mine as usual.