ReLOVEution - The Common Man's struggle for Freedom in 2012

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Gus is GusChiggens, Feeblepizza's friend, while Wally is feeblepizza himself, right?

[Yelnoc]

Gus is GusChiggens, Feeblepizza's friend, while Wally is feeblepizza himself, right?

Yep.

Iowa results should be up tomorrow.

EDIT:  Damn, looks like I lied.  Hopefully they will be up by the weekend.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

How is Wally feeblepizza?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

This is amazing.

I would maybe kind of love to be in it.

[MAINEiac4434]

I haven't been around here long enough to know which character is a parody of which member, but I must comment on the truly fantastic writing.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

So...... got any more in store?

[Yelnoc]

So...... got any more in store?

This is finals week, I'm a bit busy.  Regular updates will resume next weekend.

Sorry all.

P.S.
If you don't like the way you have been featured in a piece, let me.  By that point, of course, it would be too late to pull the material, but I'll apologize and drop you as a character.

[Badger]

This thread is now 10th (first page!) on a Bing search for "Reloveution".

[Yelnoc]

This thread is now 10th (first page!) on a Bing search for "Reloveution".

That's epic!  Anyway, I've got an update around the corner.

[Yelnoc]

Carl’s strummed his guitar.  Hum…  His eyes swept across his collection of CD’s, over the new Amp he had got for Christmas.  He focused on the window, looking down onto the dark, snow covered street below.  The guys had left not too long, the jam session a mild success.  Maybe this whole band thing will work out after all.

Chime.  The grandfather clock downstairs struck nine o’clock.  Carl bolted upright.  Nine o’clock?  Oh My God, Iowa!  He snatched the remote and flipped the boxy TV on. 

“-haven’t seen a chair of Victorian desi-”

Click.

“-when Dallas rolled over the Giants Sunday-”

Damnit.  Click.

“-incredibly, Shep, it looks like Paul might actually win this thing.”

“YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Yuss!” Carl pump his fist into the air.  “WHOOOOO!”  He jumped onto his bed, hurling pillows left and right.  One knocked the amp over, screaming distortion.”

Feet thudded outside of his room.  “What’s going on in there?!”  shouted his dad, throwing open his door.

Carl froze, like a dog caught standing on the dinner table, his bed swaying under him.  “Ron Paul.”

“Oh.”  His dad nodded.  “Well, uh, could you keep it down?  Your mother and I are, uh, sleeping.”

“Sure thing dad.”  His door closed.  Carl got down from his bed to right the fallen amp.  This is going to be a good year.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

CARLHAYDEN?

[Yelnoc]

CARLHAYDEN?

Carl Schulz.

EDIT: Damn, maybe I should have called him Jake.  I'll wait for the word from him before editing.

[Yelnoc]

It was stuffy in the room.  Ridiculously stuffy.  One of the cubicle workers got up to open a window.  A tall man he was, in his late twenties, with smartly cut hair wilting under the heat and the collar of his white dress shirt loosened.  Sometimes this weather makes me feel like I’m back in the states.  Except the seasons are all switched.

He sat back down at his computer and opened up the internet.  That report isn’t due for another week.  I have time for some community service.  The front page of his iGoogle homepage shouted the results from a contest a hemisphere away.  Ah, the boys will like this.
A minute later, he was looking at a “Post New Topic” screen on the Atlas forum.
Hmm, subject?  Ah, I know.  “Paul wins Iowa, Romney nowhere to be seen.
Paul 28%
Gingrich 22%
Bachmann 18%
Perry 15%
Santorum 12%
Romney 3%
Huntsman 1%

Remember, these results are non-binding.  Regardless, this is awful news for Romney, and possibly for Gingrich.
King

inbefore Paultards
ModernBourbonDemocrat

Told you so
Wonkish1

This is really a Gingrich victory.  It doesn’t matter what happens in New Hampshire, Gingrich has South Carolina locked up and the nomination with it.  I would bet my entire portfolio on that.
“Hey, Morden, what are you doing?”

Morden hit minimized, opening up his spreadsheets.  “Just working on those invoices.”

“Good man,” said his boss, taking a sip from his coffee.

After he walked away, Morden opened the tab back up.  This will be a fun day on the forum.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

YELNOC THIS IS GREAT

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

YELNOC THIS IS GREAT

Also, Yelnoc, Id be glad to represent the high school Paul fans in MI.

[Yelnoc]

YELNOC THIS IS GREAT

Also, Yelnoc, Id be glad to represent the high school Paul fans in MI.

I want you to be you, dude.  Tell me how you're feeling in PM and I'll work you in. 

Oh, and I'm on break now.  So we should, hopefully, motor through a couple of primaries before Christmas. 

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

YELNOC THIS IS GREAT

Also, Yelnoc, Id be glad to represent the high school Paul fans in MI.

I'll be the Florida representative

[tmthforu94]

Good, but no way does Romney only receive 3% in Iowa, especially since Branstead will soon be endorsing him. He's already polling well there, and considering he has the most resources to spend there the next few weeks, he's much closer to winning than he is to flopping.

A win in New Hampshire will put Romney back on track.

[Yelnoc]

Good, but no way does Romney only receive 3% in Iowa, especially since Branstead will soon be endorsing him. He's already polling well there, and considering he has the most resources to spend there the next few weeks, he's much closer to winning than he is to flopping.

A win in New Hampshire will put Romney back on track.

Remember the storm.  And remember also that this is a story first, a timeline second. 

Next update coming within a few days. [/vague]

[Jerseyrules]

Great TL; I'd like to be in it

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

I just reread the one about me and I still laugh

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

I definitely want this to continue.

[Jerseyrules]

I definitely want this to continue.

[Jerseyrules]

This dead?