Why Gingrich is Bad (and Romney is Awesome): A Politico Megathread Spectacular

[Colbert]

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answer : ALL OF THEM


(and btw, gingrich 1) have a ridiculous surname "newt"... 2) have a unprononciable name "gingrich"... 3) have a ugly face with is microscopic nose )


for parodiate trey parker and matt stone "I hate conservative, but I really ing hate liberals and VERY really ing hate neocons'"

[Filuwaúrdjan]

(PROTIP: if you're reading back through this thread

I think we can safely say that this is unlikely to be a major problem.

[Politico]

Folks, you cannot make this up: The Gingrich Doodles:

http://www.slate.com/slideshows/news_and_politics/gingrichs-doodles.html

Look at those doodles and tell me that man belongs anywhere near the White House...

[Jacobtm]

Folks, you cannot make this up: The Gingrich Doodles:

http://www.slate.com/slideshows/news_and_politics/gingrichs-doodles.html

Look at those doodles and tell me that man belongs anywhere near the White House...

His incessant focus on ''civilizing america'' and being a leader of ''civilizing forces'' reminds me of his, what was it, his thesis on how colonialism in the Congo was beneficial to the people of the Congo?

And his solutions to our lack of ''civilization'' is child labor...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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[Yelnoc]

I luv u 4evar, Bacon!

[Bacon King]

Folks, you cannot make this up: The Gingrich Doodles:

http://www.slate.com/slideshows/news_and_politics/gingrichs-doodles.html

Look at those doodles and tell me that man belongs anywhere near the White House...

Oh, God. I think my favorite one is "NEWT ACTION"

[Politico]

Here is his latest doodle:

[© tweed]

Folks, you cannot make this up: The Gingrich Doodles:

http://www.slate.com/slideshows/news_and_politics/gingrichs-doodles.html

Look at those doodles and tell me that man belongs anywhere near the White House...

this is Gold

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

(PROTIP: if you're reading back through this thread

I think we can safely say that this is unlikely to be a major problem.

Considering Bob went back through the threads after they were merged to make replies to 8 different posts, it would seem that Bob does not put safety first.

[Yelnoc]

Folks, you cannot make this up: The Gingrich Doodles:

http://www.slate.com/slideshows/news_and_politics/gingrichs-doodles.html

Look at those doodles and tell me that man belongs anywhere near the White House...

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LMFAO

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Thank you BK.

[Simfan34]

I'm officially allying with Politico against Ron Paul.

[The Mikado]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bob-cehwZGM

[greenforest32]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bob-cehwZGM

B-b-but Reagan!

[Gustaf]

I love the doodles. They look like the kind of stuff psychologists would study to evaluate someone locked up in an asylum.

[The Mikado]

Ron Paul's new ads about Gingrich are pretty stunning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRdqGKA782A  (Watch this)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWKTOCP45zY

Ron Paul's ad guys are good.

[Oakvale]

Those Gingrich doodles are like the ramblings of a serial killer that the FBI would find in an isolated cabin.

[Ⓐnarchy in the ☭☭☭P!]

Those Gingrich doodles are like the ramblings of a serial killer that the FBI would find in an isolated cabin.

I'd sure like to meet a serial killer who can impersonate such a wide variety of TV talking heads with such accuracy.

[Lief 🗽]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bob-cehwZGM

awesome. (though he is of course correct)

[Foucaulf]

Read through the entire thread.

Much have I travelled in the realms of gold,
And many sickly states and kingdoms seen;
Round many ethereal islands have I been
Which bards in fealty to Romney hold.
Oft of one wide expanse had I been told
That deep-browed Gingrich ruled as his demesne;
Yet did I never breathe this unserene
Till I heard Politico speak out bold:
Then felt I like some reader of the Times
When a new candidate swims into his ken;
Or like Pawlenty when with eagle eyes
He stared at the caucus — and all his big names
Looked at each other with a wild surmise —
Silent, atop a tractor in Ames.

[Mr. Morden]

Reading the subheds on this succession of Iraq columns by Gingrich is a hoot:

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/12/newt-gingrich-on-iraq-a-timeline-of-questionable-judgment/249904/

[Mr. Morden]

Gingrich fed tigers on national TV back in the 1990s:



Do you really want his finger on the button?

[© tweed]

doodles prove his current obesity is something he is both aware of and wishes were not true.

[Politico]

Ron Paul's new ads about Gingrich are pretty stunning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRdqGKA782A  (Watch this)

This is probably the best ad of the cycle thus far. If this gets heavy rotation in Iowa right before the caucuses, even just a condensed variant of it, Gingrich is in big trouble. I really like the soundtrack of it, too. Anybody know if it is original?