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« on: December 03, 2011, 10:00:35 pm »
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Death Penalty Reinstatement Act

Whereas reading backwards is painful to the eyes,

1. Writing a sentence backwards is hereby made a criminal offense.
2. The death penalty is hereby reinstated for, and only for, this crime. Upon conviction of this crime, the death penalty is mandatory.

Sponsor: Kalwejt
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 10:02:37 pm »
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Amendment:

3. Atlasians sentenced to death shall lose office holding and voting privileges forever.

Then I can support this.
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 10:04:00 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 10:42:55 pm »
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Only if I get my barbed wire hangings.


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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 10:43:52 pm »
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This bill got me excited for a minte.
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2011, 08:26:20 am »
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Ftr: this was introduced on behalf of constituent Tongue

Napoleon, don't you think executed people are very unlikely to not only vote, but breathe in first place? Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2011, 11:42:01 am »
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22:15   ComradeSibboleth   this is all extremely terrible and in all respects absolutely fycking dire.

It really is.



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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2011, 12:31:11 pm »
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As at-large Senator, I pledged to introduce bills on request from my constituents (this time Oakvale) Grin

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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2011, 12:36:50 pm »
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Anyway, the author requested me now to withdraw this.

So, motion to table.
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2011, 12:40:37 pm »
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While I'd like to thank Kalwejt for his dedicated service on behalf of his at-large constituents by introducing this, I also wouldn't want to waste Senate time on what's (kind of) a joke bill. Wink

Life in prison should be enough for this crime. Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2011, 05:49:06 pm »
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Dear PPT, can I just say I'm withdrawing this? Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 09:55:30 pm »
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A motion to table will be faster.



Senators, we are now voting on a motion to table.



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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 10:02:16 pm »
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When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was Jewish
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 09:47:10 pm »
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With 8 ayes, this bill has been tabled.
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 07:30:16 am »
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22:15   ComradeSibboleth   this is all extremely terrible and in all respects absolutely fycking dire.

It really is.



"A reformist is someone who realizes that, when you bang your head on a wall, it's the head that breaks rather than the wall."

Peppino, from the movie Baaria
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