Paul wins IA & NH

[Thomas D]

Paul wins Iowa and slingshots into NH and wins with the help of a huge Independent turnout.

Results:

Iowa: Paul 34, Newt 29, Mitt 24, Perry 8
NH: Paul 28, Mitt 25, Newt 24, Huntsman 22

What happens next?

[Old Europe]

All hell breaks loose.

[Yelnoc]

[Politico]

[redcommander]

Jesus returns, and the rapture engulfs the world.

[Lіef]

Newt immediately drops out and endorses Romney, as the entire party coalesces around him to prevent Paul from being the nominee. Romney wins every other primary and caucus.

[Swedish Cheese]

What happens next?

We make a huge bowl of popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show.   

[NVGonzalez]

[Stranger in a strange land]

You wake up.

[© Tweed the Younger]

if he wins IA that isn't how it goes down.  if he wins IA it's because of mild Perry Bachmann resurgence into the mid-teens... allowing a Paul to win with around a quarter of the vote.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

[© Tweed the Younger]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

[Keystone Phil]

The party will never, ever, ever let that man become the nominee for President of the United States. Someone or several people would drop out, allowing a clear alternative to emerge and Paul would be stopped. Let's state the obvious once again though: it won't ever get close to this point. No. Really. It won't.

[Yelnoc]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

Late bloomer.

EDIT: That's not to say I do, but the average suburban teenager has.

[Pacific Councillor Big Wiggly Style]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

No sir.

[memphis]

Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny can their cast their tie-breaking Electoral Votes and Paul becomes President of the United States.

[© Tweed the Younger]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

No sir.

so all you'd end up doing is coughing and getting hard freaked on what should be a very positive January 3rd for you.  stick to the booze.

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

Late bloomer.

EDIT: That's not to say I do, but the average suburban teenager has.

highly highly doubt that the average suburban white smokes weed at or before 17. 

[Reginald]

You wake up.

But seriously, in the insanely unlikely event this were to happen, there would finally be justification to run attack ads against him, something everyone's largely shied away from because of his apparent ceiling.

[bgwah]

if he wins IA that isn't how it goes down.  if he wins IA it's because of mild Perry Bachmann resurgence into the mid-teens... allowing a Paul to win with around a quarter of the vote.

I agree... A Perry and/or Bachmann (or Santorum) resurgence to drag Gingrich's number down, and perhaps a Huntsman mini-surge to lower Romney's number. Furthermore, the split would have to be very perfect to allow Paul to win with around 1/5th of the vote. And even then, you would have to consider possible results tampering by the party establishment, like what may have happened in the 2008 WA GOP caucus.

[ModerateCoward]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

I'll probably keep smoking until I pass out/break my pipe. Maybe reality of two Paul wins will make sense for me then. But I think snowstorms need to be involved for Paul to win.

[Yelnoc]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

No sir.

so all you'd end up doing is coughing and getting hard freaked on what should be a very positive January 3rd for you.  stick to the booze.

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

Late bloomer.

EDIT: That's not to say I do, but the average suburban teenager has.

highly highly doubt that the average suburban white smokes weed at or before 17. 

Hmm...I suppose it's the different locales.

Atlanta is the distributive hub for marijuana and cocaine on the eastern seaboard.  So naturally there's plenty of supply.

[ModerateCoward]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

No sir.

so all you'd end up doing is coughing and getting hard freaked on what should be a very positive January 3rd for you.  stick to the booze.

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

Late bloomer.

EDIT: That's not to say I do, but the average suburban teenager has.

highly highly doubt that the average suburban white smokes weed at or before 17. 

Hmm...I suppose it's the different locales.

Atlanta is the distributive hub for marijuana and cocaine on the eastern seaboard.  So naturally there's plenty of supply.

Weed's available everywhere.

[Yelnoc]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

No sir.

so all you'd end up doing is coughing and getting hard freaked on what should be a very positive January 3rd for you.  stick to the booze.

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

Late bloomer.

EDIT: That's not to say I do, but the average suburban teenager has.

highly highly doubt that the average suburban white smokes weed at or before 17. 

Hmm...I suppose it's the different locales.

Atlanta is the distributive hub for marijuana and cocaine on the eastern seaboard.  So naturally there's plenty of supply.

Weed's available everywhere.

Well no shit.  But there's 18 wheeler trucks hauling it around here, thicker 'n mud.

[ModerateCoward]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

No sir.

so all you'd end up doing is coughing and getting hard freaked on what should be a very positive January 3rd for you.  stick to the booze.

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

you smoke weed already?  I didn't start until 17

Late bloomer.

EDIT: That's not to say I do, but the average suburban teenager has.

highly highly doubt that the average suburban white smokes weed at or before 17. 

Hmm...I suppose it's the different locales.

Atlanta is the distributive hub for marijuana and cocaine on the eastern seaboard.  So naturally there's plenty of supply.

Weed's available everywhere.

Well no shit.  But there's 18 wheeler trucks hauling it around here, thicker 'n mud.

That's not really relevant to when suburban whites start smoking weed. It would be an interesting demographic question where people start smoking pot the earliest though.

[Bacon King]

This is entirely off-topic (I might break this out of the thread and move it to forum community later, if the discussion continues) but Yelnoc is right as far as Georgia suburbs go. Most people who smoked in my high school started at 15-16.