Who would win these epic general election fights?
1. Senators Punchline & Punchlinier: Edwards vs. Santorum
2. Fail Messiahs: Clark vs. Perry
3. "Ideas" Guys: Gephardt vs. Gingrich
4. Moderate Villains: Lieberman vs. Huntsman
5. The Beloved Blaxplotation: Sharpton vs. Cain
6. Crazy Hardliners: Dean vs. Bachmann
7. Hardline Crazies: Kucinich vs. Paul
8. Ignored Diversity: Braun vs. Karger
9. The Most Boring Men Alive: Graham vs. Pawlenty
Buddy Roemer can sleep easy knowing he was at least unique. Oh, I almost forgot...
10. The *Yawn*minees: Kerry vs. Romney
I think Huntsman, Cain, Paul, and maybe Pawlenty would pull it out. Otherwise, advantage Dems. I hate Romney just a little bit more than Kerry and I think the nation would, too, in the end.