Opinion of West Virginia Democrats?

[Marokai Backbeat]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

Yeah. Morgan, you're describing the suburbs of Birmingham.

[Free Palestine]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

I'm pretty sure there are villages there that have gone uncontacted since the Civil War.  Or at leas, since the New Deal.

Yeah. Morgan, you're describing the suburbs of Birmingham.

wut?

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Yeah. Morgan, you're describing the suburbs of Birmingham.

wut?

Have you ever been down there?

[Free Palestine]

Yeah. Morgan, you're describing the suburbs of Birmingham.

wut?

Have you ever been down there?

No.  Nor do I want to.  But would you care to explain what you mean, good sir?

[Marokai Backbeat]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

I'm pretty sure there are villages there that have gone uncontacted since the Civil War.  Or at leas, since the New Deal.

I'm over there relatively frequently. I promise you it's not that uncivilized.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Yeah. Morgan, you're describing the suburbs of Birmingham.

wut?

Have you ever been down there?

No.  Nor do I want to.  But would you care to explain what you mean, good sir?

The suburbs of Birmingham, while less remote, are far more reactionary in far more unpleasant ways than at least most of West Virginia, or for that matter anywhere else in the country with which I am familiar.

[Free Palestine]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

I'm pretty sure there are villages there that have gone uncontacted since the Civil War.  Or at leas, since the New Deal.

I'm over there relatively frequently. I promise you it's not that uncivilized.

I'm being silly.  I know that West Virginians are probably not a bunch of cannibalistic mutants.

The suburbs of Birmingham, while less remote, are far more reactionary in far more unpleasant ways than at least most of West Virginia, or for that matter anywhere else in the country with which I am familiar.

I don't think the Birmingham suburbs are populated by cannibalistic mutants though.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

I'm pretty sure there are villages there that have gone uncontacted since the Civil War.  Or at leas, since the New Deal.

I'm over there relatively frequently. I promise you it's not that uncivilized.

I'm being silly.  I know that West Virginians are probably not a bunch of cannibalistic mutants.

The suburbs of Birmingham, while less remote, are far more reactionary in far more unpleasant ways than at least most of West Virginia, or for that matter anywhere else in the country with which I am familiar.

I don't think the Birmingham suburbs are populated by cannibalistic mutants though.

Neither is Afghanistan. Probably.

[Free Palestine]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

I'm pretty sure there are villages there that have gone uncontacted since the Civil War.  Or at leas, since the New Deal.

I'm over there relatively frequently. I promise you it's not that uncivilized.

I'm being silly.  I know that West Virginians are probably not a bunch of cannibalistic mutants.

The suburbs of Birmingham, while less remote, are far more reactionary in far more unpleasant ways than at least most of West Virginia, or for that matter anywhere else in the country with which I am familiar.

I don't think the Birmingham suburbs are populated by cannibalistic mutants though.

Neither is Afghanistan. Probably.

Yeah, Afghans are more civilized than Birminghamsuburbians and West Virginians.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Negative.  The whole state is pretty much the closest thing America has to Afghanistan.  They're even f-cking shaped the same.

Oh come now. It's not that bad.

I'm pretty sure there are villages there that have gone uncontacted since the Civil War.  Or at leas, since the New Deal.

I'm over there relatively frequently. I promise you it's not that uncivilized.

I'm being silly.  I know that West Virginians are probably not a bunch of cannibalistic mutants.

The suburbs of Birmingham, while less remote, are far more reactionary in far more unpleasant ways than at least most of West Virginia, or for that matter anywhere else in the country with which I am familiar.

I don't think the Birmingham suburbs are populated by cannibalistic mutants though.

Neither is Afghanistan. Probably.

Yeah, Afghans are more civilized than Birminghamsuburbians and West Virginians.

Depends on the Afghans.