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« on: January 17, 2012, 12:24:59 pm »
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top of my overrated list:  Jennifer Aniston

never understood why people think she's that great...nice body/hair, but I don't think her face/personality meets the mark.

in my book, she's extremely overrated
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 03:01:19 pm »
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Pretty much everyone the Hollywood-based prolefeed calls "hot" isn't so.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 03:41:28 pm »
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Megan Fox.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 03:43:51 pm »
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Lindsay Lohan is another....not even remotely my type
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 04:01:41 pm »
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Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson come to mind
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 04:07:47 pm »
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top of my overrated list:  Jennifer Aniston

never understood why people think she's that great...nice body/hair, but I don't think her face/personality meets the mark.

in my book, she's extremely overrated

I agree 100% I mean, I think she is semi-attractive. But I dont understand why some people find her to be so damn hot. She is nothing special. I'd still rail her though.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 04:13:24 pm »
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I'd still rail her though.

I'd do her.  Anyway, she's okay, but her hair never matched her face.  That was the problem.  She had a brunette-shaped face and unnaturally lightened hair, done in a monstrous way that became all the rage in the 90s.  Monica was really attractive, imho, best of the three, before she started inducing the vomit and went in for the recently-liberated-from-Auschwitz look (sans shaved head). 

Monica's brother Ross had some hot girlfriends over the years.  I never figured out how that dork got any girls.  His roomies I could understand.  One was funny and the other had a round, muscular butt and a come-hither stare, but Ross was wimpy.  For whatever reason, he had some pretty girlfriends.
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 04:40:03 pm »
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but her hair never matched her face.  That was the problem.  She had a brunette-shaped face ...

isn't it strange how that works?  I usually perfer brunettes, but take Hilary Duff:

...smoking hot as a blonde



...downright boring as a brunette:

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 05:43:21 pm »
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I agree with regards to Jolie. She is the only one who springs immediately to mind. In fact, whenever I see her I can only think of her father, Jon Voight (A great actor, BTW).

Never found Hillary Duff attractive, but she looks awful as a brunette.

Lindsay Lohan was very attractive in 2004, but looks like a Golden Girl now. Don't do drugs, folks.

Jennifer Aniston has always gotten by as the "cute girl-next-door" type (I agree that Courtney Cox is much hotter; always has been and always will be). However, for those of you who consider Aniston "overrated" or not hot at all, I HIGHLY recommend seeing this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1499658/

I find Scarlett Johansson and Megan Fox attractive, but the latter is a bit too trailer parkish for my liking.

My favorite active Hollywood starlet is Charlize Theron, and my all-time favorite is Grace Kelly.

My all-time hottest woman: Belinda Carlisle in the mid/late 80s.
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 05:49:44 pm »
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Sarah Jessica Parker is the ur-example, though TBF only women and Matthew Broderick think she's attractive.
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 05:52:05 pm »
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Never found Hillary Duff attractive, but she looks awful as a brunette.

well, she'll never have the bod to go with the face, but she was dang cute as a blonde.  I think she lost weight at the time she darkened her hair, which caused her face to become too thin.  (note to girls:  facial fat is very necessary to look good, which is why Sarah Palin's face remained good looking for so long...and facial fat is also something that is very very hard to gain back.  so don't go losing too much weight, it could ruin your face for the rest of your life )

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Sarah Jessica Parker is the ur-example, though TBF only women and Matthew Broderick think she's attractive.

I second this emphatically!
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My all-time hottest woman: Belinda Carlisle in the mid/late 80s.

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Yeah, I can't explain it either.
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Sarah Jessica Parker is the ur-example, though TBF only women and Matthew Broderick think she's attractive.

I second this emphatically!

what is the "ur-example"?
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 06:08:54 pm »
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Sarah Jessica Parker is the ur-example, though TBF only women and Matthew Broderick think she's attractive.

I second this emphatically!

what is the "ur-example"?

I just figured it stood for "unreal example" and TBF is "to be fair."
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« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 07:46:53 pm »
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Lindsay Lohan is another....not even remotely my type

To be fair, I don't think anyone considers her "hot" anymore: years of alcoholism, drug binges, a poor diet, and lack of sleep have left her looking like a dried-up, washed-up, has-been forty-something, when really she's a dried-up, washed-up, has-been twenty-something.

Sarah Jessica Parker is the ur-example, though TBF only women and Matthew Broderick think she's attractive.

I second this emphatically!

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Sarah Jessica Parker is the ur-example, though TBF only women and Matthew Broderick think she's attractive.

I second this emphatically!

what is the "ur-example"?

I just figured it stood for "unreal example" and TBF is "to be fair."

ur-example actually means the best-known or first example of something.
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Lindsay Lohan is another....not even remotely my type

Ugh yeah I agree.

I wouldn't hit that with a HAZMAT suit.
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Lindsay Lohan is another....not even remotely my type

Ugh yeah I agree.

I wouldn't hit that with a HAZMAT suit.

When I was in 8th grade I loved Lindsay, especially since I have a thing for gingerly redheads. Now I think she's gross.
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 08:34:03 pm »
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Frankly, I never, ever got wood for Elizabeth Taylor.

There, I said it.
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 08:42:40 pm »
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Also, A. P. from high school.  You know who you are.  I always liked T. D. better anyway.

But to be honest, no one has yet been mentioned that's truly not sponge-worthy.  (Although, Mrs. Howell is borderline.)
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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2012, 09:52:12 pm »
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All of them




With the exception of Catherine Zeta Jones, not even I would kick her out of bed.
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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2012, 11:48:05 pm »
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Kim Kardashian.

This. I never understood why she was famous Huh
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